I was talking to my mate and he mentioned how he gets erections without even thinking about sex. I never do.

The only time I get a rock-on is if I'm about to shake'n'vac, but even then I don't get that 'Horny' feeling.

Why, why, why?

Is it coz I haven't had any kind of sexual contact in about 3 years, or coz I just don't get female affection ever?

Or is it because years of masturbation have worn out the nerves in my Bell end?

I don't wanna live on a diet of Oysters so can anyone give me some help pls?

its probably a good thing you dont get random hard ons... that could be very embarrassing.

[This message has been edited by Skuzzlebutt (edited 09-09-2003).]

That oyster thing is a myth. May I recommend viagra?

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

May I recommend viagra?

Viagra doesn't make you hrony (or so I'm told).

I can get a hard on anytime, but it just doens't feel exiting like when you're horny.

I get random boners. its not a big deal. its been happening for at least 5 years, so I can fix it pretty descretely. besides, if anyone wants to watch me adjust my junk, I hope they have a good time. I also have a severe case of Morning Wood. I cant remember a morning for the past couple years that I awoke without a tent. oh well, I'm fine with it, and it makes my gf hot, so there really arnt problems.

as far as not getting horny for no reason, dont worry about it. as long as you enjoy yourself when you're with a girl, it shouldnt matter.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

as far as not getting horny for no reason, dont worry about it. as long as you enjoy yourself when you're with a girl, it shouldnt matter.

And until I get one I've gotta thrust about my numb boner like a bust joystick. It could be years.

Numb boner? really??? NUMB? Damn...

Yeah, quit tugging it ya wanker. Sounds like serious desensitization.

Do you remember being horny when you were younger, before you became the Master Bator?

You get no female affection? WHY the hell not?

i get a boner for no reason alot, it kinda gets to be a pain in the ass especially in school.

after i lift though i always seem to be less horny and like i never get one after that. weird.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Numb boner? really??? NUMB? Damn...

Yeah, quit tugging it ya wanker. Sounds like serious desensitization.

Do you remember being horny when you were younger, before you became the Master Bator?

You get no female affection? WHY the hell not?

I guess it isn't really numb, I was just exaggerating there, but I rarely get that horny feeling when your heart starts racing and you even feel a little nervous.

I don't beat off that much, maybe once every 2 days.

Get yourself a lady and BAM you'll make diamonds look like a kitchen sponge!!!

Believe me, I went through about 8-9 months without sex then when it was my time again, my old chap was hard as fucking stone!!!

Got up easy too...All this bird said to me was "Fuck it...My bra is loose!" and I had the eiffel tower in my strides!!!

[This message has been edited by psycho_8b (edited 09-10-2003).]

^ Haha, cheers dude.

So, now I have to get tha woman.

For me the challenge is as great as the reward.

In other words it's gonna be rock hard. Haha