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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-09-09, 15:22
jay666 jay666 is offline
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Default WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

it really fucking pisses me off.....

your always bitching bout guys not knowing bout the female body well most of us do....

but for fucks sake the balls are rigth there and you often forget them........

get your fucking act togeter girls......
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Old 2003-09-09, 15:24
Infrared Infrared is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

it really fucking pisses me off.....

your always bitching bout guys not knowing bout the female body well most of us do....

but for fucks sake the balls are rigth there and you often forget them........

get your fucking act togeter girls......



Yes. Girls, squeeze them firmly towards the middle of orgasm (trust me on that one, but don't overdo it either)

-Infrared
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Old 2003-09-09, 15:28
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

Jay, mate...I know what you mean!

Birds WILL moan about guys not doing things right and not knowing where the clit is and doing things differently to the way they like it...

But will they admit to being shit at giving head? NO!

Will they say "I love stroking and squeezing blokes' nuts while I suck him off?" NO!

Women everywhere, the balls are there to play with when blowing...Fucking use them!!!
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Old 2003-09-09, 17:38
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

Because you don't remind them.

-Easy
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Old 2003-09-09, 20:45
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

^ yeah man, quit fucking whining. my girlfriend gives me exactly what I want when she goes down on me, because I've TOLD her what feels good. ask for it if you want it. dont complain to us. complain to HER!
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Old 2003-09-09, 21:14
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

"Balls, bitch!"

'nuff said.
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Old 2003-09-09, 21:16
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get some rest dc
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Old 2003-09-09, 21:42
AlCaTrAz AlCaTrAz is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

it's as easy as saying "grab my balls"

i've done it on many many occasions and it has a 100% success rate.

so grow some balls and just say it to her!! (haha sorry i had to!)
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Old 2003-09-09, 22:06
jay666 jay666 is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

don't worry i tell them but why the fuck should i have to remind its not like i go with girls that have only been with like 2 lads be4(fuck i wish)......
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Old 2003-09-09, 23:33
SlutPrincess SlutPrincess is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

dude, i love sucking balls

My guy also encourages it by trimming the pubes down a bit, and its much nicer

it also is much mosr musky, and since we girls aren't used to putting our faces into smelly areas like ya'll fellas are....

but, yea, I'm sorry, I can't forget the balls!

definately gotta be stroken and playing with them while giving a blow job or something

even if i can reach during sex, gently playing is fun

How could anyone forget them?
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Old 2003-09-09, 23:34
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

Wow, sucks to be you guys, I luuuurve balls, mmmm love licking them, feeling them, stroking them, nuzzling them, sucking them, rolling them around in my mouth, rubbing them, licking below the balls too, that gets good reaction from the audience... I even reach around when he's on top to get a little fondling in... my guy has the NICEST set of balls, in the world... galaxy perhaps...

Maybe your balls just aren't that nice? Perhaps if your balls were more appealing they'd get heaps of attention too?



[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-09-2003).]
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Old 2003-09-09, 23:41
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Good to see you back SlutP.

And Sarc, I had no idea your BF was in a different galaxy than me. I must be thinking of a different New Zealand..

-Easy
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Old 2003-09-10, 00:09
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

And Sarc, I had no idea your BF was in a different galaxy than me. I must be thinking of a different New Zealand..

-Easy



lol, cheeky.
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Old 2003-09-10, 01:05
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

i dont forget them
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Old 2003-09-10, 01:33
capn A capn A is offline
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Default Re: WHY THE FUCK DO GIRLS ALWAYS FORGET ABOUT THE BALLS......?

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Wow, sucks to be you guys, I luuuurve balls, mmmm love licking them, feeling them, stroking them, nuzzling them, sucking them, rolling them around in my mouth, rubbing them, licking below the balls too, that gets good reaction from the audience... I even reach around when he's on top to get a little fondling in... my guy has the NICEST set of balls, in the world... galaxy perhaps...

Maybe your balls just aren't that nice? Perhaps if your balls were more appealing they'd get heaps of attention too?

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 09-09-2003).]

Its a bad move to show your pictures and then tell something like that...gives more visual aide....

*The sound of a thousand perverted kiddies running to the wank room*

Now if youd excuse me I think I heard something in the bath room...should make thorough check with lots of paper....
 
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