So, anyone here ever tried to suck his own dick? I did, but I couldn't reach. Lack of flexibility and size, I presume.

Be honest now.

I can honestly say that I am capable of it, as one night I was drunk enough to run the measurements. I've not, however, actually tried it. Oh well, someday I'll be drunk enough to do it. You'll be the first to know.

I accomplished it once. I haven't tried to since.

It's not as fun as it sounds.

Watch clerks, get scared.

watch 8 days a week, you know, the cheap HBO movie. they refer you to the kinsey report. 10% of men try to attempt self fellatio, .3% succeed.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I accomplished it once. I haven't tried to since.

It's not as fun as it sounds.

I would make fun of you like I always do, but I too am guilty of attempting it once. I couldn't get to it, I have zero flexibility.



Shek

I too have tried multiple times, but never was I successfull.

The Kinsey report was done in the fourties, I'm sure that the 10% figure has gone way up since then.

if you can't do it.. you should practice, it's all a mather off practice.. though it's not worth the trouble.. it takes so much effort you don't have the chance to actually enjoy it

I can do this, but it isn't really worth the effort.

You get into position, then realize that there is no way to thrust in and out, or really move your head much. Dull. I've tried it a few times, and only once did I really get off.

I attribute my ability to flexibility rather than size, as I am distinctly average.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

I would make fun of you like I always do, but I too am guilty of attempting it once. I couldn't get to it, I have zero flexibility.





Trust me, even if you could do it, you wouldn't want to anymore after you did.

Okay, well, I did try once and I managed to lick the crotch of my boxers (hey, I was around my friends, i'm not gonna whip it out around them) well, yeah, so I think I could at least make contact with my tongue, not actually suck on my own dick but lick it at least.

It hurts my neck too much... I've tried it a once or twice with not-so-great results. Totally not worth the trouble.

Lucky bastards. If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

Lucky bastards. If I could reach, I'd never leave the house.

lol. apparently its just a matter of stretching your back and neck over time. just keep trying, but dont give up after 2 seconds. keep bending for at least 10 seconds and you'll eventually be able to reach.

im not going to lie i have tried it once... Was able to get all the head in my mouth easily actually. but i gave up because it was too damned awkward and hard. It really does stretch everything, kinda like natures cruel way of saying your dick isnt going to grow another inch, so give up and get a woman you lazy son of a bitch. I hate how you can come so close and still be so far

life is a bitch hey ?

i have attempted along with many other males never did suceed though..

-warweed12

i've tried it in my younger days and i got it but its really not like a great thing because of lack of head movement or thrust etc like said before.

even if there was i just wouldnt want to, kinda just tried to see if i could kinda thing.