Did Einstein masturbate?

of course

why wouldn't he?

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

why wouldn't he?

Well it makes me wonder if he ever found the time since he did so much thinking.

One minute he's mathematically working out the meaning of space, the suddenly he thinks "D'ya know I think I'll have a wank".

Did he ever reserve any timne for thinking about screwing a hotty?

[This message has been edited by ---Beany--- (edited 09-06-2003).]

He had kids because my aunt taught his grand daughter in kindergarten somewhere in England. You can't have grandchildren without children.

Haha, well he never reserved time for a hair cut, that's for sure.

There's a website about how genious DNA come with crazy hair genes.

It's not serious but it does have a few examples. I forgot them though.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

I forgot them though.

Mohican??? haha

i got one of those..

Why would he need to? He was married to his not unattractive cousin.

The do things a little differently over in europe...

I think we need some pics of his not unattrative cousin.

Fucking Einstein. No WONDER we're at risk for Tay-Sachs. Foolish Ashkenazim with their incest...

They even got me, a guy so genetically removed that I look nothing like a typical Ashkenaz. But, apparently, some of my ancestors used to be of the Heeb variety, and I have the shit in my genes.

Goddamn those Ashkenazim.

Still, let's see some pics.

Wanking helps me think...So if it helped him think, he must have had blisters all over both hands!!!

I watched this thing that showed Einstein as a chronic masturbater...but hell that could have just been a parody..

quote:Originally posted by redemption:

I watched this thing that showed Einstein as a chronic masturbater...but hell that could have just been a parody..

I doubt it.

I mean, who ISN'T a chronic masturbater.

albert einstien died a virgin, i forgot where i heard that but i know i did. He didnt have any time for sex, poor guy

quote:Originally posted by Crash:

albert einstien died a virgin, i forgot where i heard that but i know i did. He didnt have any time for sex, poor guy

...IIRC, he had children, so you might be (gasp.) wrong. How's that reality taste?

quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Did he ever reserve any timne for thinking about screwing a hotty?

Considering he tagged Marilyn Monroe, I'd have to say yes.

of course he did, remember, the sooner a child starts to masturbate, the more intelligent ...

[This message has been edited by BSK (edited 09-11-2003).]

How does this question end all others?

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quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

How does this question end all others?

lol