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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-09-06, 01:48
beeshnu77 beeshnu77 is offline
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Default help my wang is too lanky!

its pretty long but i dont think its thick enough,is there anything i can do to change this?
 #2 
Old 2003-09-06, 03:23
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How's about you get some of those fat injection things...hahhahahahhah

I don't freakin know. Wear horizontal stripes.
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Old 2003-09-06, 03:25
Shodan's Own Shodan's Own is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

Wear horizontal stripes.

lol...thats some funny shit.

there MUST be some excersizes you can do, or something like that.
 #4 
Old 2003-09-06, 03:30
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

Kegels.

Worked for me, and I'm packing one that's 2.5" wide.
 #5 
Old 2003-09-06, 03:34
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

You sound young. Everyone is made different. You will just have to learn to live with it. Eventually as you finish puberty than chances are it will grow some. A males penis isn't done growing untill there 25 years old or something like that. I can't remember the exact age and I can't be arsed to look it up.

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-09-06, 10:53
AlwayzHving2SaySorry AlwayzHving2SaySorry is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

Wear horizontal stripes.

AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
 #7 
Old 2003-09-06, 15:06
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

First, be sure it would do any good. I had a friend who reportedly possessed a true pencil dick- nine inches long but likely less than average in thickness. In general, though, perception can get skewed easily. You might have perfectly acceptable girth, but it doesn't appear that way due to above-average length.

I only say this to keep you from being insecure about it. Doing the kegels will have more effect than increasing size, so try them anyway.
 #8 
Old 2003-09-06, 17:35
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What are these kegels and where can I get them?!?!

My old chap is big enough but it can't hurt to add a bit of weight to it right?!?!
 #9 
Old 2003-09-06, 18:00
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

Dude, I looked all this shit up a while ago, and here is the stone cold answer:

Nothing short of major surgery can change the size of a penis once it is fully grown.

(The surgery is hella expensive, and enhanced cocks look really fucked up. You can see them in porn sometimes.)

Learn to live with it.

But Kegels are fun too.
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Old 2003-09-06, 18:30
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The penis should resemble the person, if you're tall and skinny. Take a guess. (this is of course only true some of time, if not most)



Shek
 #11 
Old 2003-09-06, 18:42
AlCaTrAz AlCaTrAz is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

having a big dick isn't always what its cracked up to be. for me its sometimes been more of a curse then a good thing. And no, im not some little douchebag who lies about the size of their penis, that's just fucking retarded. I say live with what you got. but i'd just say be happy what you have man.

being big isn't that great, i mean i feel like shit after i have sex with my girlfriend because it still hurts her. and we're both far from virgins.

also i'm a swimmer in college and if any of you have worn a dragsuit or speedo let me tell you that shit hurts.
 #12 
Old 2003-09-06, 19:16
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ahh what are keggles?
 #13 
Old 2003-09-06, 23:25
AlCaTrAz AlCaTrAz is offline
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

just search for kegel exercises.
 #14 
Old 2003-09-06, 23:37
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Default Re: help my wang is too lanky!

Kegel's exercises your PC muscles.

You work out your PC muscles my contracting that muscle that stops your flow of urine.

Do a search and you'll find every detail you'd ever want or need to know about exercising your genitals.
 
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