I didn't realize that "smack her ass and wink" was arousing until I heard someone say (or type) it. (Thanks Misfit_25!)

Last night on TV I heard this exchange on "Will & Grace:"

Megan Mulally: How would you like to come live under my skirt?

Macualay Culkin: (peeling off a $100 bill and setting it in front of her) Here. Go get yourself a bikini wax. I like a clean workspace.

Damn, if some guy said that to me, I'd be out of control. Anyone else find this sort of thing remotely arousing, or am I insane?

Innuendo is sexy, as long as it keeps from getting too obscure or blunt.

quote:Originally posted by TIN the Kamio:

Innuendo is sexy, as long as it keeps from getting too obscure or blunt.

I think she is not just talking about innuendo. It is the very blunt kind that is almost too bold and kind of takes you by surprise. It can work well, but you have to deliver it right. I think Shhhh…I’m a secret was talking about this some. I’ve done it before, but I’ll save you from another one of my stories.

Cindy, you’re normal.

-Easy

it's all about confidence. it takes a very confident guy to be able to pull something like that off.

i've done stuff like that, but only when i knew that i wouldn't get slapped, ie. with one of my close friends who is a girl. my friends and i were joking about something or other and she was the only girl. she was stnading and most of us were sitting. so then, i slapped her ass, and told her to "run along... this is man talk."

Yeah that is a sort of strangly erotic comment.

I think what turns me on is how you're turned on by this.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

it's all about confidence. it takes a very confident guy to be able to pull something like that off.

i've done stuff like that, but only when i knew that i wouldn't get slapped, ie. with one of my close friends who is a girl. my friends and i were joking about something or other and she was the only girl. she was stnading and most of us were sitting. so then, i slapped her ass, and told her to "run along... this is man talk."

close friend or not...I still would have slapped you...but it would have been a "movie slap"....the "you pig....now take me" kind...hahhaha

quote:Originally posted by prozak_jack:

I think what turns me on is how you're turned on by this.

Good call!

Maybe being a little older than most of you will render this flashback useless, but am I the only one left a wee bit in amazement at the idea of that little bastard from Home Alone playing a role like that? Obviously the kid actors grow up and take correspondingly adult roles, but still, it's.. odd.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Obviously the kid actors grow up and take correspondingly adult roles, but still, it's.. odd.

no man, I hear ya. its pretty creepy. thats the unfortunate thing about actors who get too famous from a single movie. they cant play anything else, ever again, cause they'll always be "that guy from..."

^^Lol, you guys. That movie came out 13 years ago!

The best part is that Megan Mulally plays a 40-something woman.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

"run along... this is man talk."

All that needs is a "and make us some sandwiches" in lieu of the ellipses and it's another turn-on.

quote:Originally posted by EasyGoing:

Cindy, you’re normal.

Thank goodness. In that case, guys should feel ok about pulling these "pick-up stunts" without much fear of reprisal.

It's fun to find out some new perversion about yourself.

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

It's fun to find out some new perversion about yourself.



...or someone else...

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

so then, i slapped her ass, and told her to "run along... this is man talk."

Either you really like Bond, or you admire Tucker Max.

Or you actually did do it. Don't make shit up.

quote:Originally posted by Thromboembolic:

Either you really like Bond, or you admire Tucker Max.

Or you actually did do it. Don't make shit up.



actually, i do admire tucker max. that's why i did it. i read it in one of his stories and thought it was histarical. i just had to do it. so i did. and i don't make anything up.

maybee it is because i am old and dont have the time to play a game on some girls . i have found it is easier to just ask them if thay wanna fuck ... you would be suprised most say yes .

i dont like all that chasing dating shit ..

pikk

I like being a chauvanistic sexist, but some girls get really mad at it, even when I'm joking...

from what i have heard in a study that if a hot chick asks a guy to go have sex with her 96% said yes but vis versa a guy asking a girl it was 37% yet it really depends on location

-warweed12

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

I didn't realize that "smack her ass and wink" was arousing until I heard someone say (or type) it. (Thanks Misfit_25!)

Last night on TV I heard this exchange on "Will & Grace:"

Megan Mulally: How would you like to come live under my skirt?

Macualay Culkin: (peeling off a $100 bill and setting it in front of her) Here. Go get yourself a bikini wax. I like a clean workspace.

Damn, if some guy said that to me, I'd be out of control. Anyone else find this sort of thing remotely arousing, or am I insane?

(1)You would find a man giving you $100 arousing? You're a monster.

(2)mmmmmm, I'd love to smack your ass and wink.

(c)I can feel the fantasstic soft ass. mmmmmmm.

quote:Originally posted by AlwayzHving2SaySorry:

close friend or not...I still would have slapped you...but it would have been a "movie slap"....the "you pig....now take me" kind...hahhaha

Say you're sorry for posting that incoherence, alwayzhaving2saysorry.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by pikk:

maybee it is because i am old and dont have the time to play a game on some girls . i have found it is easier to just ask them if thay wanna fuck ... you would be suprised most say yes .

i dont like all that chasing dating shit ..

pikk

Pikk, you are my hero.

Yes you're insane. But sane people are soooooo boring. Who would want to be one?

^^^Oh...I see! Alwayz... and LwaysTired are hitched to each other. Hmm, or they're the same person.

quote:

You would find a man giving you $100 arousing? You're a monster.



No, it's not the giving of money, it's the nerve to order her to get a good wax job. The scene worked because Megan Mulally's character is filthy rich and hardly needed his money.

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

I'm sorry you didn't understand my post...this thread is about strange turn ons...

Maybe you've never had the great sex right after a fight....

Once my husband and I got into a huge argument and he called me a bitch....it got very heated and when he said it again...I slapped him...then he grabbed me and gave me a hard kiss...then we had awesome sex

(It reminded me of those old black and white movies when the girl slaps the guy and he proceeds to "take her" right where they stand)

hope it makes more sense now

I fucked up...forgot to change user names and replied with my hubby's...SORRY

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

^^^Oh...I see! Alwayz... and LwaysTired are hitched to each other. Hmm, or they're the same person.



UMM...YOU GUESSED IT...HHAH

he's gonna be pissed hahah