And then I ended up fucking her.

uhhh... the girls, or your mom?

Multiple times.

The girl. In the pool, in the shower, on the kitchen counter, and on the way home. Life sucks.

[This message has been edited by Ironz (edited 08-31-2003).]

Did you ever pay your mom back for her indirect favor?

I washed and waxed her car.

Is that code for "Fucked the girl, again, in my moms car"?

No, I fucked her in my own car. Unfortunately, it smells like a brothel now. Damn my upholstry!

How would you know what a brothel smells like?

aww, life is so tough!

you need a simpathy fuck for all this hard work!

I volunteer runaway

Even ugly people need some luvin'.

You're telling me. So, does she give good head?

[This message has been edited by runaway (edited 08-31-2003).]

So your sayin I have a chance?!

Psh, you're not ugly! You looked good in that zebra swimsuit!

Runaway: Not the best, but damn good, I was a driving and recieving head virgin until then.

[This message has been edited by Ironz (edited 08-31-2003).]

SCORE!!

I want to give head while driving a car. That would be fun.

Ahh to be so horny again. I remember when I first gave head while my guy was driving. A little awkward in Uk with the gear stick in the damn way!

Okay...Call me names for what I'm about to say here...But where's the problem in this?!?!

I would love it if my mum got me to hang about with a girl she knows and I ended up fucking said girl...it makes my job a WHOLE lot easier!

I ain't gotta go out and look because my mum is my pimp!

Your mother sounds like a saint, dude!!!

The problem is, I just wanted her for the fuck, and I don't want her to think I want t be her boyfriend or anything. Fuck knows what I said to her in the throes of passion.

My mom thinks I'm an innocent little virgin. I love being underestimated. She's been trying to hook me up with another girl, too.

By the way, did you guys want the whole story? I was fUxx0red up when I posted this.

[This message has been edited by Ironz (edited 08-31-2003).]

I'd say it's time for storytime with ol' Uncle Ironz.

We are amused.

Continue.

Tell the story....We want details, dammit!

Yes, continue. But gimme a second while I get liquored up.

Maybe it's the sensibility talking, but you don't strike me as the pimp type.

So I don't buy it. Not that it matters, it's a good story nonetheless.

I'll tell the story when I get home tonight. I was telling another girl what happened, except I said we just folled around, and it didn't go farther. She said I seemed like a fun guy to hang out with, and now we're going out to kick it. I don't know if we will actually be doing anything, but I have my balls crossed! :P

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

uhhh... the girls, or your mom?

HAHAHA

quote:Originally posted by runaway:

I want to give head while driving a car. That would be fun.

that was in 3000 miles to graceland

Ahh the ruminations of literotica.