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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2003-08-31, 03:31
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
i've got a friend who wants to learn how to masturbate. Its hard to tell someone who thought it was weird before to do whatever feels good. so what should she do. i can only give so much advice being a guy. i have read up on stuff like this so i know a lot, but im still just a guy.
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#2
 2003-08-31, 03:51
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Shadow88 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
females.... masturbate? 
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#3
 2003-08-31, 04:03
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slipknotfan984 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
how can they have that much time if there making me sandwitches......
why dont you just offer to "help" her.
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#4
 2003-08-31, 04:28
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
Because, she's at her house. im at my house .its 11 30, she has a boy friend. im 14. not 35. meaning i can't drive and its just friendly advice.
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#5
 2003-08-31, 05:54
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slipknotfan984 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
if shes gotta bf why does she need to fingerbang? and why dont you just meet half way, or buy a fuckin bike
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#6
 2003-08-31, 06:29
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
her boyfriend ain't there, he sucks at it anyway. plus, by the time i got halfway it'd be like 3 in the morning.
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#7
 2003-08-31, 06:59
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GlitterPunk112358 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
I've never heard of a chick that needs to learn this kind of thing. I thought most people could pretty easily figure it out. Oh well. Tell her to look at some porn and read what www.clitical.com (http://www.clitical.com) has to say on masturbation.
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#8
 2003-08-31, 08:18
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EyeSore 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
clitical.com
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#9
 2003-08-31, 16:50
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
And women call men the idiots of the species?!?!?!
At least men know how to masturbate without needing help!!!
But as the last 2 posters said, go to clitical.com...Loads of gear about pleasuring women there, mate!
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#10
 2003-08-31, 17:52
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The fine line between genius and madness
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
Some women don't know how. Some don't want to. Some just aren't good at it.
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#11
 2003-08-31, 18:03
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Halo_11 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
It's kind of impossible to give advice on something like this. Every woman is different.
The best thing to say would be: just start touching, and when you find something you like, KEEP DOING IT.
She could:
find out how she likes her breasts touched
touch her clitoris (or find out where the heck it is)
finger herself
find out if she likes anal stimulation (though warn her not to stick her finger in her vagina after touching her anus. she'll get an infection that's hard to explain to mom without intense embarassment.)
Don't let these other little 14 year old bastards deter you (or her) this stuff is more complicated than it seems. Regardless of whether she has a boyfriend or not, she should do her own "research" on how she responds to different stimulus.
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#12
 2003-08-31, 18:13
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
quote:Originally posted by cookiemnstr8me13:
her boyfriend ain't there, he sucks at it anyway. plus, by the time i got halfway it'd be like 3 in the morning.
I would ride a bike til 3 to help her out.
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#13
 2003-08-31, 23:11
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Mydrugofchoice420 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:
I've never heard of a chick that needs to learn this kind of thing. I thought most people could pretty easily figure it out. Oh well. Tell her to look at some porn and read what www.clitical.com (http://www.clitical.com) has to say on masturbation.
thanks a bunch... now i know how to masturbate too! 
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#14
 2003-09-01, 02:27
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AlCaTrAz 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
quote:Originally posted by slipknotfan984:
how can they have that much time if there making me sandwitches......
why dont you just offer to "help" her.
too funny about the sandwiches!
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#15
 2003-09-01, 02:41
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
I helped her out. I have known about clitcal for awhile thanks to jackinworld. haha. she thanked me very much.
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#16
 2003-09-01, 03:00
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GlitterPunk112358 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
that still seems very odd to me that a person wouldn't know how to do that. strange people in this world
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#17
 2003-09-01, 07:05
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goldenleaf 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
Your an idiot you just made this shit up to talk about this shit. PS. U freak
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#18
 2003-09-01, 07:09
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cookiemnstr8me13 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
Well i didn't, but you can think what you want okay. Half the stuff in most of the threads here probably are made up.
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#19
 2003-09-01, 07:16
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
Someone actually needs to learn how to stick their hand downstairs for self-pleasure? The idiocy these days.
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#20
 2003-09-01, 07:37
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Tru_Souljer 
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Re: Hey, can i get some advice from female masturbators?
quote:Originally posted by cookiemnstr8me13:
Well i didn't, but you can think what you want okay. Half the stuff in most of the threads here probably are made up.
such as the almighty 'how many times have you been laid' thread?
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