I just text me ex for sex, and to make things worse he never replyed! Cheecky bastard! I'm sat at my comp in the living room in my silk night clothes (it's nearly 1 am in the morning the Unitd Kingdom) wanting a fuck so I text my ex hoping he will be there to sort me out but no reply. What should I do next to get myself off?

What?

What the hell are you talking about?



Shek

Did I read that wrong, or did you just ask us how to get yourself off? Because if you're asking, I have a lot to say on the subject.

lol "Need a hand" ?

lol i shouldn't say that my g/f reads at totse lol

-warweed12

Ok so maybre I was a little forward. I don't need sugestions of how to get myself off I just need help to relieve the tension. My ex was always there for me but seems to have disapeared. What should I do to remove the feeing of wanting to come?

grab a cucumber and a condom ... or a carrot or dildo or any other misc. that feels good ...

I've got more toys than is good for me but it is not the same as having a real dick. Your right though I'll just have to use my dildo. What a shame.

hurm now if only all women were reday and willing .. lol

-warweed12

in the uk eh? what a coincidence...

whereabouts are you again?

hehe...

Shittie

If you ever find yourself in Michigan...

and this thread was just begging for every guy on totse to say 'well, if you're really lonely...' or 'so where do you live?'

ok, so seriously, where do you live?

er--herm... **cough-cough**

Okay, am I the only one who finds it a little strange that you're having sex with your ex? I mean no personal offense, but that makes you sound like a complete slut. Either use your hands like the rest of us when we're partnerless (both male and female), or go find a legitimate boyfriend, not your (presumably) big-dicked ex.

You Brits sometimes...

-Infrared

[This message has been edited by Infrared (edited 08-31-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

Okay, am I the only one who finds it a little strange that you're having sex with your ex? I mean no personal offense, but that makes you sound like a complete slut. Either use your hands like the rest of us when we're partnerless (both male and female), or go find a legitimate boyfriend, not your (presumably) big-dicked ex.

There ain't nothin wrong with a fuckbuddy, whether it's an ex or not.

i think an ex would be a better choice for a fb than a friend, because if things get weird your gonna lose a friend instead of an ex. your probably more comforatable with them too

maybe she still has feelings for him...

Shittie

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

and this thread was just begging for every guy on totse to say 'well, if you're really lonely...' or 'so where do you live?'

But I was being sarcastic...

If only some girl called me at one in the morning asking me for sex. That'd be really cool.. hah

I was rather drunk last night so I guess that's why I posted this silly thread. Although saying that I would still have liked my ex to come over last night. I do still have feelings for him, he's an arrogant bastard. Is that a feeling? No seriously I do still care for him, we were together a long time. I met him when I was 14 and we went out untill I was 21. Then did the yoyo thing of breaking up and getting back together for a couple of years. I'm better off without him but sometimes I miss having someone close. Plus like some one else said it's comfortable with an ex, they have already seen you at your worst you don't feel as awkward. Besides I don't really like the one night stand thing.

Dicks good but better when it's attached to someone you care about.

*Wiping Irn-Bru off the screen*

And your from Leeds...?

Thought I was the only one in this city, damn.

So...If you ever come to Canada, Vancouver more exactly......Look me up...

no!!! come to alberta!!!!

quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

But I was being sarcastic...

i wasn't picking out you personally, just that every time a girl posts anything sexual, guys always get all horny and start posting that kind of stuff.

... you cant type......

quote:Originally posted by Radical_Extreme:

no!!! come to alberta!!!!

edmonton to be more exact ..

-warweed12

come to alberta, edmonton, calgary, w/e i'll be there