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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-08-30, 05:54
tingtonger tingtonger is offline
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You know when you are with a girl, and you know she'd be up for doing something, but you are too nervouse to start something, never fear, Tingtonger has the answer. Go close, and quietly say, "How far have you ever gone with a guy" (note, if she isn't a virgin, this doesn't really work), then, lean closer to her ear, liek 1 inch, and say, "Wanna go further?" If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand and bring her somewhere private. Voila, instant sex... hehehe, well maybe not, but it works



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Old 2003-08-30, 05:59
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I seriously doubt that this'd work.

Unless you introduce the alcohol variable to the equation, of course.
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Old 2003-08-30, 06:15
pretty pinay pretty pinay is offline
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You said..."If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand...."!

Much better, I think, that you take BOTH herhands in yours....so you don't have to feel the one you DIDN'T take slamming against your head!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.
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Old 2003-08-30, 06:27
Tru_Souljer Tru_Souljer is offline
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http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer

the "how to get tail" link on the left side

unfortunatelly, its only the girls section... im still working on the guys part

ts
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Old 2003-08-30, 06:51
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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well, this might work at the big party after homecoming when you're 14... but i even doubt that.

you need to get some game.
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Old 2003-08-30, 06:55
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Phoenix, AZ
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It reminds me of American Pie when the shitty actor(can't remember his name) says "Suck me, beautiful."

It's so bloody rediculous.
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Old 2003-08-30, 08:53
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California
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quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

You said..."If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand...."!

Much better, I think, that you take BOTH herhands in yours....so you don't have to feel the one you DIDN'T take slamming against your head!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

HAhahahahahahah That sounds about right.
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Old 2003-08-30, 09:25
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You know ungrounded girls never say 'no', right? That is the worst idea I have ever heard enless perhaps you are talking to a drunk girl. Girls aren't like guys, they don't want to rush straight to sex and stuff. Well, most don't anyways.



Shek
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Old 2003-08-30, 17:43
tingtonger tingtonger is offline
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So, anyone try it yet, and got some stories?



I wanna hear the "I got slapped" part :P

Hehehehe....



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