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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2003-08-30, 05:54
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tingtonger 
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Awkward
You know when you are with a girl, and you know she'd be up for doing something, but you are too nervouse to start something, never fear, Tingtonger has the answer. Go close, and quietly say, "How far have you ever gone with a guy" (note, if she isn't a virgin, this doesn't really work), then, lean closer to her ear, liek 1 inch, and say, "Wanna go further?" If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand and bring her somewhere private. Voila, instant sex... hehehe, well maybe not, but it works
Tingtonger
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#2
 2003-08-30, 05:59
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Re: Awkward
I seriously doubt that this'd work.
Unless you introduce the alcohol variable to the equation, of course.
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#3
 2003-08-30, 06:15
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pretty pinay 
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Re: Awkward
You said..."If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand...."!
Much better, I think, that you take BOTH herhands in yours....so you don't have to feel the one you DIDN'T take slamming against your head!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.
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#4
 2003-08-30, 06:27
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Tru_Souljer 
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Re: Awkward
http://home.comcast.net/~tru_souljer
the "how to get tail" link on the left side
unfortunatelly, its only the girls section... im still working on the guys part
ts
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#5
 2003-08-30, 06:51
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EyeSore 
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Re: Awkward
well, this might work at the big party after homecoming when you're 14... but i even doubt that.
you need to get some game.
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#6
 2003-08-30, 06:55
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Re: Awkward
It reminds me of American Pie when the shitty actor(can't remember his name) says "Suck me, beautiful."
It's so bloody rediculous.
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#7
 2003-08-30, 08:53
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Re: Awkward
quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:
You said..."If she acts like she'd still go for it, take her hand...."!
Much better, I think, that you take BOTH herhands in yours....so you don't have to feel the one you DIDN'T take slamming against your head!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.
HAhahahahahahah That sounds about right.
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#8
 2003-08-30, 09:25
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Re: Awkward
You know ungrounded girls never say 'no', right? That is the worst idea I have ever heard enless perhaps you are talking to a drunk girl. Girls aren't like guys, they don't want to rush straight to sex and stuff. Well, most don't anyways.
Shek
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#9
 2003-08-30, 17:43
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tingtonger 
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Re: Awkward
So, anyone try it yet, and got some stories?
I wanna hear the "I got slapped" part :P
Hehehehe....
Tingtonger
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