This shit is FUNNY! Any ways i am a virgin (im 13 so dont laugh) but you know theres this girl across the street. so do you have any advice on like what and what not to do?

don't steal her underwear then hide outside her window and masturbate

that's not how you get to know her

fuck her... now .... i command you!

ha ha ha

quote:Originally posted by k.hallenbeck:

don't steal her underwear then hide outside her window and masturbate

that's not how you get to know her

What the fuck do you know? It works like a charm every time! Go on, try it! Really!

If you're not going to try that, foe, you could try leaping into her room every night through the window "just to say hi".

Why don't you save it for someone you truly care about? I think your still a little young to be thinking about sex, give it a few years.

I agree with hippy. For Fucks sake your 13 god damn years old. Come on now I know that sex is probably the only thing on your mind because puberty is just now kicking in but use some fucking self control. I'm sorry I don't mean to come off harsh but seriosly 13 years old. I know times have changed and that is probably the normal thing now a days but save it till your in love. I'm not going to tell you to wait untill marriage because for one that would make me hypocritical and two I know that you won't. But at least wait untill you and the girl are a little older and more mature.

Take Care,

Kangy

go with k.hallenbeck on this one sonny...nicking her undies and wanking outside her window is NOT a good idea!

you could always stalk her to show her you like her!

Thats the funnisest thing i ever heard a 13 year old virgin. You should kill yourself

You should be worrying about video games and baseball and karate and stuff. Having sex with a girl doesnt make you cool or grown up. If it happens too young it just ruins your sexuality later in life. Plus it makes you dependant on woman, since you do not have the necessary will power or life experience to control your sex drive or assert your manhood.

i will have you know i am very very mature for my age!

Honestly...You are thirteen. You are young..and no you arnt "mature" for your age if you say that. You need to get your horomones in check and just jack off. Wait for someone you really care about and cares about you. And a thirteen year old shouldnt be obsessed with sex yet...give it about 2 years...hahaha.

Nyky

Your 13 Fucking years old. No offense but give me a break. It doesn't matter how mature you are for your age. Your still a little boy. Like Spirit said you need to focus on things like little league and middle school. Not loosing your virginity.

Seriously answer me this. Why do you want to loose your virginity so bad? Are you curious about sex? or will it make you "cool" or something. Seriosly it doesn't matter how "mature" you think you are for your age. You are 13 years old you have no reason to be having sex. Exspecially for no reason other than "just because"

I can't believe I am talking to a 13 year old boy about sex.

Take Care,

Kangy

you guys chill out it was a joke. cant you see.you dont got to get all pissed off about shit. and if i was serious then i would be asking for my friend (he's the horniest fuck in the town) i already know what and what not to do... my uncle told me.

Fucking hell all these kids are so horny, when I was 13 playing playstation was more important then girls got time to worry about sex. Why worry about sex at 13 when you can chill out and get to 30 then worry when you don't get any?

Fuck 13, I was foaming at the mouth for the ladies at 9.

I think I had some kind of odd psychological experience. A pre-teen shouldn't, logically, be wanting to get down.

[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-29-2003).]

you should tell your "friend" to get real. your "friend" is WAY to young for sex. your "friend" should be whacking off, and not even thinking about having sex. your "friend" is not old enough, and needs to wait.

get real

dont stalk her.. youll get arrested, yea that sucked.. i mean it would suck

i used to sneak out every night and walk across town after curfew to knock on some girls window and tlak for 5 mins then have to sneak back home.. took about 2 hours of sneaking around not to get caught.... for 5 min of talking every night.. leaving me about 2 hours of sleep for skool

just tell her you want to talk tonight and goto her window and talk and get to know her.. your too young for sex, thats wat your couch if for couch-boy

I doubt that SHE is even *physicly* ready for sex, let alone mentally. If a girl has sex to early then it can damage the inside of her coochi. You'll regret it too, save your first times for someone whos really special to you. Your 13 for gods sake! Smoke some weed and ciggys with your buddies. Don't have sex.

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quote:Originally posted by Painkillers:

Fucking hell all these kids are so horny, when I was 13 playing playstation was more important then girls got time to worry about sex. Why worry about sex at 13 when you can chill out and get to 30 then worry when you don't get any?HA! You were thirteen when the Playstation came out! When I was thirteen, all we had was the SNES ans Sega and we had to walk twelve miles in the snow too!(That's funny because it doesn't snow in SE Texas.)