so, i have been wanking for,

i don't know... close to 6/7 years now.

i started on 12 years old,

(watching porn vids at my grannies house).

during these past years,

i tried to stop doing it many times,

but always fail to my desire.

how do you stop it ?

do you think a gentleman wanks ?

please, enlighten me.

it's time i move on in life and

stop masturbation. for ever!

oh well, maybe not ever.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

it's time i move on in life and

stop masturbation. for ever!



Well, you could get yourself a nice pair of hedge-trimmers and cut the wang off.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

oh well, maybe not ever.

Or you could slowly ween yourself off. It's difficult to quit anything cold turkey. If you wank it twice a day, start wanking it only once a day. Gradually decrease the masturbation until you're doing practically nothing. Don't be one of those retards who decides to quit, makes it 18 days, and then goes through an entire carton of tissues and tube of hand-lotion. Take it slowly, easy...and hey, you may decide that a gentleman's allowed to give himself a little pleasure once in awhile ;-).



[This message has been edited by Thromboembolic (edited 08-28-2003).]

Why bother stopping? Masturbation is a harmless way to give you pleasure, and something to do when you're bored. I cut back to once a day though ... Sometimes once a week.

oh well, don't you feel you regret it

after you jerk off.

man i really hate that.

agreed on the gradually halting it.

well, maybe if i can get myself more

outdoor activity to do (sports)

maybe i'll tire myself out.

and then completely forget about it.

well, now i got a little control of

my self. i will try to get real sex.

damnit it's so hard to get that here.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

well, now i got a little control of

my self. i will try to get real sex.

damnit it's so hard to get that here.



hahahahah wat in front of ur computer???

You're a dumbass if you stop jerking it. It's good for you. It cleans the pipes. It fucking feels good. Why the hell do you feel guilty? Killing all the poor defenseless sperm? Ugh...People.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

do you think a gentleman wanks ?



Does a gentleman shit?

Masturbation is just as natural as bowel movements or taking a piss. I'm not sure how the whole "masturbation is wrong" thing came about. It is natural. Every body does it. Guys and girls alike it doesn't matter what they say. Everyone has done it before or will do it there lifetime. There is nothing wrong with it and nothing to be ashamed or emarassed about. That is unless you are doing it in public then that is wrong.

Unless you are doing it 20 times aday and absolutely can not help yourself from doing it then don't worry about it. If that is the case that you do it too often then just limit yourself to how often you do it. By saying that you are never going to masturbate again is just setting yourself up for failure.

Take Care,

Kangy

Might I ask if your Catholic?

There are many religions and old world ways of thinking that put a lot of social pressure on whether it's correct to masturbate. Heres the facts:

-Masturbation is for Everyone!

-Masturbation is being found to reduce cancer in males by 50%, lower blood pressure, lower cholesterol, release endorphins (sp?) that relieve stress, and reduces the likelyhood of a mental health disease like depression by 70%, and theres evidence that it can extend your life by a significant margin.

-Masturbation keeps your penis working longer. If you dont masturbate, you'll get a limp dick faster than those who do.

-Its safe, fun, and it is NOT by any means a sin or a form of abortion.

-Jesus probably masturbated.

-Exodus5000

Well you tried it just for once found it all right for kicks.

But now you found out that it's a habit that sticks.

And you're an orgasm addict.

You're an orgasm addict.

Sneaking in the back door with dirty magazines.

Now your mother wants to know what all those stains on your jeans.

And you're an orgasm addict.

You're an orgasm addict.

Uh huh, uh huh, uhhhhh, uhhhhh [x3]

You get in a heat, you get in a sulk.

But you still keep a beating your meat to pulp.

And you're an orgasm addict.

You're an orgasm addict.

You're a kid cassanova.

You're a no - josep it's a labour of love fucking yourself to death.

Orgasm addict.

You're an orgasm addict.

Uh huh, uhhhhh [x10] you're makin' out with school kids, winos and heads of state.

You even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes.

Butchers' assistants and bellhops, you've had them all here and there.

Children of god and their joy - strings, international women with no body hair.

Oooh, so where they're askin' in an alley and your voice ain't steady.

If your sex mechanic's rough you're more than ready.

You're an orgasm addict.

You're an orgasm addict.

Johnny want fuckie always and all ways.

He's got the energy, he will remain.

He's an orgasm addict.

He's an orgasm addict.

He's always at it.

He's always at it.

And he's an orgasm addict.

He's an orgasm addict.

by the Buzzcocks ; download it - it's dirty

eh, me and my mates have started not taking a bat (or gatting laid, or getting head/hand) for an extra day. so the first guy goes one day, the next guy goes two days, the next guy, three days etc. i'm currantly doing 21 days, thats 3 fucking weeks. i'm up to 12 days so far, and its fine, cept in the mornings and late at night. and if there's porn on. the last one i did went 15 days, and i tell you, when you blow your load, its bloody insane.

take one or two days off and then do it again it fells so good

a good wank in the morning is good for it

cos if you don't get rid of that morning wood it will follow you all day at work/school so whats 10 mins in bed....whats the harm...?

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

whats the harm...?

Dirty sheets?

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

a good wank in the morning is good for it

cos if you don't get rid of that morning wood it will follow you all day at work/school so whats 10 mins in bed....whats the harm...?

Taking a piss normally gets rid of it too.

quote:Originally posted by Azachata:

Dirty sheets?

I thought we all keep tissues by the bed

Remember...QUITTERS NEVER WIN! You don't need to stop anyway. Who said? You'll be spankin it forever man. Even after you're married. Trust me, you don't need to stop. Unless of course you're doing it in public or something.

[This message has been edited by LwaysTired (edited 08-30-2003).]

I hate to butt in on this "guys' conversation", and I really don't have any standing to say anything about your issue, BUT can I please say ONE word?........WHY? WHY would you try to stop something ecstatic like this when you SADLY, ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, IRREVOCABLY, AND WITHOUT ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER are going to LOSE! Just like an ice-cube in a hot oven, you ARE going to melt!! And to make it all the more stupid, when you finally cave in, you are going to LIKE IT, and be glad you did!! (hee hee)!! So, I just have one word for you funny guys.....................

WHY? (hee hee). Love, Venus.

Ok fellas, althouth masterbation isn't wrong it does hurt your chances with girls. See, if you beat it then talk to some girls, you'll be in a sexually repressed state. If you stop for just a week or so you'll be better off than your competition! When you feel like you have to rub one out, that's your brain telling you that you need some pussy, but through repetition you have associated your hand as your outlet. Girls are the outlet! Also, it does feel good but pussy is a whole lot better!



Losers always whine about their best,

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

sean connery, The Rock

Hi, Mr. Klystronp: I'm a girl, and I just read your post, and was shocked! You are SOOOooooo WRONG! I hope the other guys don't follow your advice. Here's why. A girl who is approached by a horney guy has all the power. She can easily make everything come out her way by just using her natural girl intuition and manipulative powers. She can get pretty much whatever she wants from him, and play him and have fun with him, and give him nothing, if that's what she wants--because she knows what his condition is, and that he will not be walking away no matter what! If the guy is NOT so horney, then he is a bigger challenge for her. She knows he has some power in the relationship, and is not so vulnerable, and that if she isn't careful, he might just walk away. So being horney reduces the guy's bargaining power A LOT, and shifts all the power to us. So I think guys should NOT follow your advice......although WE will be happy if they do. (hee hee). Love, Venus.

Don't quit, just cut back. I thought I was going to stop all together until I woke up one morning with spooge all over my boxers. I assume you'll make the same decision.

Trust me, 'cleaning out the pipes' once every 1 or 2 weeks is a lot better than your body doing it for you.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

oh well, don't you feel you regret it

after you jerk off.

man i really hate that.

agreed on the gradually halting it.

well, maybe if i can get myself more

outdoor activity to do (sports)

maybe i'll tire myself out.

and then completely forget about it.

well, now i got a little control of

my self. i will try to get real sex.

damnit it's so hard to get that here.

YES. I do feel like I regret it.

And, quite by coincidence, I'm going to stop. and, I even decided to time it. the last time I wanked was 3:28 hours ago. I'm going cold turkey .

I have actually tried in the past.

and, I actually, feel, almost like a slave to masturbation in a way. The way I have to do that just to get some relief, or to calm my agressivness.

I've tried gradually going off it. But I can't do it, I can't do it like that, I just don't have the will power. not over the long run. So I'm going to try over the next two monthes or so, just to stop.

Hey, you can stop with me if you want, it can be a wankers anonymous group if you want.

Pull, pull, pull

Where did you drop your first cum?

On the floor? on your bed?

In your underwear?

Pervert - I know what you do

The Devil is sending you

With your satanic hands

you extract your cum

you're going to grow goat hands

Where did you drop your first load?

On the stomach of a whore?

inbetween the cheeks of a goat?

In the ass of a donkey?

Pervert - I know what you're doing

Better a whore than a hand

Maybe/hopefully you'll fall into one of those rivers of AIDS

pray to satan and never pull again

Pervert with a hairy hand

You're going to screw up your dick

One, two, three times a day

Thinking about "trevi" helps you

You're going to hell

---

Primer Meco - First Cum

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

I hate to butt in on this "guys' conversation", and I really don't have any standing to say anything about your issue, BUT can I please say ONE word?........WHY? WHY would you try to stop something ecstatic like this when you SADLY, ABSOLUTELY, TOTALLY, IRREVOCABLY, AND WITHOUT ANY DOUBT WHATSOEVER are going to LOSE! Just like an ice-cube in a hot oven, you ARE going to melt!! And to make it all the more stupid, when you finally cave in, you are going to LIKE IT, and be glad you did!! (hee hee)!! So, I just have one word for you funny guys.....................

WHY? (hee hee). Love, Venus.

Yes. if you give in, you do get pleasure in a physical sense. But after you've wanked for a long time, say more than 6-7 years, you get other feelings, and they kinda outweigh that small sexual pleasure you get, which ends pretty quickly..

quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

I thought we all keep tissues by the bed

We do, but sometimes, when you shoot your load, and its a big one, it gets everywhere, and some could get on the sheets, could it not?

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

oh well, don't you feel you regret it

after you jerk off.

man i really hate that.

Ugh, I know what you're talking about.

quote:Originally posted by Cyne-Eyed:

YES. I do feel like I regret it.

And, quite by coincidence, I'm going to stop. and, I even decided to time it. the last time I wanked was 3:28 hours ago. I'm going cold turkey .

I have actually tried in the past.

and, I actually, feel, almost like a slave to masturbation in a way. The way I have to do that just to get some relief, or to calm my agressivness.

I've tried gradually going off it. But I can't do it, I can't do it like that, I just don't have the will power. not over the long run. So I'm going to try over the next two monthes or so, just to stop.

Hey, you can stop with me if you want, it can be a wankers anonymous group if you want.

ha! i'm all up with this anonymoust wankers healing group. want to start a yahoo group on it ?

actually, i just did one last night.

it was supposedly to help me sleep.

wtf! and i did'nt even get tired after i done it.

maybe i'll gradually stop it.

but the fact that masturbation can improve your health is devastating! i don't know.

should i or shouldn't i stop ?

Admittedly I only read the title. One question...Why?

Hmm, all this talk about masturbating has made me want to do just that.

Also, why feel guilty? everybody is doing it!

:\

exactly! that's what keeps me going.

the fact that it's normal,

and sometimes improves health

makes me think twice of stopping.

Now 2 girls (Twilighteyes and I) have asked you "troubled guys" the same question....but no answers have been received!! WHY? Love, Venus.

Personally i dont bother wanking i dont see the point i get my girlfriend to do it for me saves the effort of me doing it myslef

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Now 2 girls (Twilighteyes and I) have asked you "troubled guys" the same question....but no answers have been received!! WHY? Love, Venus.

oh sorry. well.

my reason to stop is because i have wasted

countless hours on it, and good sperm just for my own pleasure.

& masturbating is not really productive isn't it ? you watch something arousing and

you start pleasing yourself.

and it's quite messy too. that white jelly.

ah. oh and btw, i don't masturbate in the

toilet. i masturbate on my bed. sometimes

with tissues and sometimes just wipe it with

a cloth. i know. i know. it's really

unhygenic, but that's one of the other reason

i want to stop.

and oh yeah, masturbation produces pimples.

oh, sorry for the bad grammar.

sometimes i don't have the proper word.

Dude wankings more addictive than ciggarettes your never gonna stop believe me.The longest i lasted was 5 months then i cracked under the presure .Yep sure is difficult to stop!!!