Have you ever been jacking off and a second after you blow your load you realize it landed on YOUR face? Although done in solitude, this is a deeply shaming occurrence.

All of the dreams your parents had for you as you grew up, all of your little league games, all of the times you shared with grandma, all come crashing down to a pathetic rope of shame juice sitting on your cheek. The pleasure of releasing said juice is destroyed buy the guilt knowing your mother will kiss that same cheek someday soon.

On the other hand, if you have the ability to jizz on your own face, without any effort whatsoever, that shows some powerful prostate muscles in action, and probably makes you a hit with the ladies. But then of course, where are these ladies while you’re jackin it in your chair…?

No. I haven't.

the only time it's ever landed on my face was when my girlfriend was giving me head and decided that she didn't want to get it in her mouth. she pulled her mouth off of my cock, and it shot up and hit me in the forehead. needless to say, i kicked her ass pretty good for that. ya know what i mean. beat her down real good. the told her to get me a beer and make me a sandwich. she know's her place now.

yah, sometimes i get that.

it's quite cool actually.

and i even got one tip (really tiny drop)

into my mouth the other day.

holy shit, it was really ...

salty ?

Umm, it has never hit my face before. [;ie]But it has landed on other people's faces [/lie]

what..the..fuck..no i deffinatly havn't had this.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

yah, sometimes i get that.

it's quite cool actually.

and i even got one tip (really tiny drop)

into my mouth the other day.

holy shit, it was really ...

salty ?

!?!!?

*is speechless*

Shittie

Thankfully no... but I'll take your word for it that it's "pretty cool". :S

About the furthest it's ever gone is my stomach area... and that was only like once.

I'm just not a shooter I guess.

I actually shot it into the air, up over my head once, while sitting in a chair.

I purposely moved to avoid it, though.

I've had it over my head before, but I moved outta the way also. Upon reading the post the second time I appreciated the way you put this, all the emotions attached and all that.

It's kinda like having a "wank seance" - the eerie feeling that dead realtives are watching you whilst you choke your chicken. I recognise the shame jizzing on your face must cause, but thankfully I have not fully experienced it yet.

The stuffs a bugger once its spent 3 seconds in yer pwebs too. Make shaving there so appealing...jR.

Yes, one time that indeed happened to me. I jerked off for about 2 hours and then i jizzed and shot myself in the face. It went down in a line, so i had this long white line going from my hairline to my stomach. got it on my glasses too, it was wierd, me walking to the bathroom with a white blotch just centimeters from my eye

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly, what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up, nice and early. Take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh if you don't have my money for me. I'll crack your fucking head wide open, in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time, I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again! Because I'm fucking stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business, that's what I do.

quote:Originally posted by Social Parasite:

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly, what it is that I do. For instance, tomorrow morning I'll get up, nice and early. Take a walk down over to the bank, walk in and see ya and uh if you don't have my money for me. I'll crack your fucking head wide open, in front of everyone in the bank. And just about the time, I'm coming out of jail, hopefully you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fucking head open again! Because I'm fucking stupid, I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business, that's what I do.

thanks for the info joe.

Face, no.

Nintendo across the room, yes.

face or ninendo..tough choice..

i shoot it yeah...but i genrally make sure it isn't pointing upwards through fear of this happening.

Shittie

I always hold my unused left hand over my dick when im ready to cum. Somtimes it hits with force somtimes it doesnt, but never does it go anyplace but my hand.

Hm, I always use both hands.