hey, sence school started a few days ago not its time to try and get a girl friend. i have never quite had one but i really want a girl friend...or just more friends that are girls. i am a sophomore and im almost 16 so that might give you an idea of how old i am. im not that fat ass ugly kid that follows people around im just trying to get some girls. any help would be great, no bashing please.



B_I

come on, respond to my post.....ps. im just trying to keep this on top.

I won't bash your post, but I will bash your impatience. Do you seriously think people don't read past the top three or four threads? Anyone that actually gives a fuck will get to the recent shit and respond if they have something to say.

As for the question, man, you are in the worst state of mind possible for getting a girl. Come back when you don't care whether you do or not.

Find one that appeals to you, ask her name, if she has a boyfriend. If she would like to go on a date somethime, easy as that. If you get turned down, at least you tried. (keep trying)

quote:Originally posted by BongIt:

hey, sence school started a few days ago not its time to try and get a girl friend. i have never quite had one but i really want a girl friend...or just more friends that are girls. i am a sophomore and im almost 16 so that might give you an idea of how old i am. im not that fat ass ugly kid that follows people around im just trying to get some girls. any help would be great, no bashing please.



B_I

um...start talking to girls...maybe?

Girls are dumb, you will never meet the right one, never, never, never, never(actually I think I met the one, I m 17, which I probably will find a way to screw up).

Dont try to come off as too strong. Aim for reasonable goals(like asking a girl out for Homecoming in November). KEEP TALKING TO GIRLS, EVEN IF YOU FOUND SOMEONE.

As the song goes, all girls want to do is have fun, so be yourself(I m giving you the benefit of the doubt that you are not a total loser). Get some friends and go with some girls mini golfing or some activity because you want to show off your goods before you sell them.

Dont waste your time with sluts, but dont waste your time with attention chicks. Our teenage years are too short to get STDs or spend too much money.

Anyways good luck

Getting and keeping a girlfriend is entirely secondary to enjoying yourself, man. Once you have one, you realize that it isn't all long talks and blowjobs. You have to spend a serious amount of time listening to her, even if she's not terribly smart and convinced that she's fat, even though she's obviously not fat, that stupid... uh, sorry. Point is, a girl is a lot of work. Don't just dive into it.

umm youve never actually had a g/f????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????

im working on a girl now taking her to home coming ill ask her there just be your self and play it cool

What the fuck is homecoming?

Homecoming is that high school event thing that people are suppose to get dates to. I have yet to go to one and I am a junior .

As far as picking up chicks. Don't make a big deal out of it. Be patient, and eventually some shit is bound to happen. Small talk is your friend as well. Albeit it has yet to work for me.

I miss Shhhh... already. I hope he comes back, but just in case...

quote:Originally posted by Shhhh... I'm a secret:

A mate of mine who I had only known a while but now we are best friends, well he liked this girl and he would wave to her but she would ignor him, so he asked me "what should I do".

So I said to him, listen, girls really don't know what they want, you have to tell them.

So I said next time you see her ask her out.

And he did.

And then he came back to me and said, "She said maybe, she'd think about it".

So I said "tell her you've thought about it for her and the answer is yes".

Well, she loved that idea

And they went out, she stayed over, he got her in the sack and they are still together. And she happens to be one of the prettiest little things on two legs I've seen.

Girls don't know what they want, a real man will tell a girl what they want... not ask her.

If worst comes to worst and she still wont listen and you love her like crazy, then surprise her, get her heart beating faster... give her a shock or a fright and she will connect with you, and then she will begin to love you more.

Surprise her with a kiss. Sneak up behind her and kiss her neck or something.

Worst that will happen is she will hate you for a little while, or tell you to go away...

But, she will get a little thrill and probably come back for more, if you play it cool. Once she shows any sign of interest again, then you play hard to get a little... get the upper hand and then she is yours.

Girls like to be surprised and controlled a little bit by guys, no matter what age, they are all the same like that.

Just a little advice from an old master of seduction, take it or leave it.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Homecoming is that high school event thing that people are suppose to get dates to. I have yet to go to one and I am a junior .

Huh. Well, you learn something new every day.

Odd that I've gone four years without knowing this. Of course, the girls I fornicate with aren't quite the 'homecoming dance' types.



[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-27-2003).]

Thanks, Easy Going, for repeating that "Shhhhh" post!! Even though it sounds kind of funny, stupid, and demeaning of girls, it actually isn't. Girls find guys sexy, who are confident, and a little bit assertive -- without being obnoxious, overbearing, and a bore! So that approach will work a lot of the time....and NOT because the girl is stupid......but because she will feel that approach is sexy, creative, and outside the square, and that she will have fun with him on the date!! Love, Venus.

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

NOT because the girl is stupid

all girls are stupid. i think it's genetic.

oh yea, the topic. get a job where you work with girls. be very chatty. get comfortable talking to girls and whatnot. girls like confident guys who are comfortable talking to them.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

I won't bash your post, but I will bash your impatience. Do you seriously think people don't read past the top three or four threads? Anyone that actually gives a fuck will get to the recent shit and respond if they have something to say.

As for the question, man, you are in the worst state of mind possible for getting a girl. Come back when you don't care whether you do or not.

You are wrong, spiffy. Eyesore posts here whether or not he has something to say.

and as for your answer you should be less ambiguous, or so i don't try to sound smart, more clear. It would look like to someone who jumps to conclusions that you are just trying to blow him off.

Also spelling skills are a big turn on. read a dictionary/thesaurus and then go get um tiger!

quote:Originally posted by Flamin_Pyro:

umm youve never actually had a g/f????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????

im working on a girl now taking her to home coming ill ask her there just be your self and play it cool

I was going to flame you on the rediculously large amount of ?s you had and the lack of .s

Buuuuut, that would be totally lame and that kind of shit is what is making the bbs go down the shitter.

that and eyesore and sarCOUGHoGAS and a few others i can't think of right now.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

all girls are stupid. i think it's genetic.

OOOOOOOOOOH damn!

"Brotha done kissed his mama!"

Look the point is pretty pinay got POWER OWNED, AGAIN.

for once, gj eyesore.

" http://eyesore.youaremyfriend.com "-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Thanks, Easy Going, for repeating that "Shhhhh" post!! Even though it sounds kind of funny, stupid, and demeaning of girls, it actually isn't. Girls find guys sexy, who are confident, and a little bit assertive -- without being obnoxious, overbearing, and a bore! So that approach will work a lot of the time....and NOT because the girl is stupid......but because she will feel that approach is sexy, creative, and outside the square, and that she will have fun with him on the date!! Love, Venus.

I think you may want to send me an email, Miss Pretty. Even if you don’t, you probably should, and it couldn’t hurt. I’ll be going away for the weekend, so take your time.

~hehe love, Easy~

Mr. Fa'ad: POWER-OWNED? Hmmm!!?? Tell me more about it!! I've never been "owned" by Mr. Power, (or by anybody else)!! Geeeeez!!!!!.....could I possibly have missed that "sale"!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

and PS: Mr. Easy Going: An email's coming. Love, Venus.

You know what they say: Women are like cow shit. The older they are the easier they are to pick up. Hehe...

Umm, if you're looking, you'll never find a satisfying relationship. That's just my experience though. You're going to be old for a long time and have the rest of your life to date around. Teenage girls are nothing but trouble and drama anyway. You're too young to be so horribly treated. (Trust me, they're are crazy, psychotic, insert adjective here).

be yourself and dont look for love....itll come looking for u!!!!!!!

if you want a girl, you won't get one...if you just occupy yourself with other stuff, a girl will come along.

just the way the world works man!

quote:Originally posted by onasis:

Girls are dumb

Wow, i never realized i was dumb. Fuckin sexist. honestly you shouldnt get a date.

and for the other guy that bashed girls fuck u too. you all can be just as dumb as we are to you.

As for the topic. Just be patient, and if u find a girl you like and you think she likes you...go for it

Much luck

Nyky

But he's got a point, chicks are for the most part dumb.

No common sense or driving ability whatsoever.

Shit, you're a perfect example.

You want to pierce your own clitoris! That's the epitome of stupidity to me.

Stupid broad..

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 08-30-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by fallenspirit430:

Wow, i never realized i was dumb. Fuckin sexist. honestly you shouldnt get a date.

and for the other guy that bashed girls fuck u too. you all can be just as dumb as we are to you.



Whoa, thats kinda hot. I kinda like it when girls curse at me, I m sorry if I was being sexist, I didn't really mean it(I said it though HAHAHA). If all girls would were as smart as you, uh, there would be, uh, a shortage of you? Ok so my lame attempts to impress you suck, but I just want you to know I m speaking out of experience and the fact that every girl has ended up hurting me in the end.

I(heart)You

*Indian man gets down on his knees and cries*

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:



You want to pierce your own clitoris!

[This message has been edited by MrMojoRisin (edited 08-30-2003).]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa

That is HOT!!!

"Shalakai's Words of Advice On Getting A Girl"

1.0.1

first, find a girl. ask people around about her. then, talk to her about what you heard interest-wise. don't be a brown-noser and say you like the same shit, just be like "so, i heard you like such n' such". don't say you don't like them unless she asks you, and if she asks, say so politely.

congrats, you have completed the first step in making a lady-friend. just don't fuck it up or they'll kick you in the balls

Shalakai

who said girls are complicated? i'd like to meet this woman

No, piercing your own anything is fucking dumb. you'll get it crooked, put in the wrong jewelery, give yourself an infection. Self piercing is one of my pet peeves. I healed 17 piercings and know enough about body mods that attempting to do it by yourself is completely stupid. Unless you're at a suspension show and you're doing performance piercings, but that's an entirely different thing. Play piercing is usually 4 guages smaller than a regular piercing and the needle comes out within a few minutes or so.

AND if you're insitant on piercing yourself, do your lobes, not your fucking clit. It won't be too hot when she cuts through her nerve bundle and is unable to orgasm for the rest of her life. I don't know why any woman would put their ability to orgasm at risk, especially for something so stupid as a self piercing. Most pros won't do it, that should send up red flags everywhere.

But for those of us who are blind, I guess it doesn't matter.

I'm all for genital piercing, I'm partial to em. But it's unsanitary and stupid to try it yourself. Specially when all you know about piercings is what you've seen on BME or tribalectic.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

No, piercing your own anything is fucking dumb.

hey hey hey... i've done several of my own piercings... most of them came out fine. the only one i ever fucked up was my nose. that one was a bad idea. but other than that, i've saved upwards of $200 dollars by doing my own piercings. it's not a good idea for someone who's really clueless about it, but so long as you're sterile, and take care of it afterwards, it's really no problem. then again, i wouldn't pierce my own cock.