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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-08-25, 20:53
shalakai shalakai is offline
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Default girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

i mean, honestly. i ain't being sexist, but if you look at it, once a guy starts dating a specific girl (and he's "the best guy in the world that'd never cheat" and all that crap), they want all your attention 24/7. they ask you those impossible questions such as "you think i look fat in this?" and so on/forth. another thing, they expect you to spend money on'em. if you have a good job, sure, take her out to a family resturaunt every now and then, then go see a movie or whatever. but for the poor saps like me who DON'T WANT SEX OUTTA IT until I BLOODY WELL FEEL LIKE IT, it's just one big shittole. "You wanna go out for dinner?" "Sure" "Movie too?" "Sounds like a plan" "Ok, so where do I pick you up?" "No sex afterwords?..." and so on and so forth. sure, some guys like that, but what happened to the kinda guys (like me) that aren't in it for the screw? everywhere i look these days this girl is getting preggy here, this guy is getting layed there. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING SANITY?!?!

Shalakai

I mean, what's the freaking deal?! It ain't the fucking 70's no more!
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Old 2003-08-25, 21:20
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

You sound pretty sexy to me. I have no idea why girls don’t want to sleep with you.
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Old 2003-08-25, 21:30
Dilate Dilate is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

hehehe,women
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Old 2003-08-25, 22:05
Armed&Angry Armed&Angry is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

Generally, me and my buddies deal with things like that by simply looking at each other, shrugging in unison, and muttering "Chicks."
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Old 2003-08-25, 23:35
shalakai shalakai is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

i think the issue i have with chics is simple. "that ones too ugly, that ones too fat... that'uns too blonde to know the difference between her fingers and a dildo" and so on. i mean, i just don't have proper variety. girls say i'm sexy (and i slap Easy Going into that long list), but i'm naturally depressed, so to hold that at bay, i'm psychotically unique. my own style of rebel as i call it. but that means dick if no one (girls i mean) takes the time to actually get to know you instead of just base me off of a first, second, third, or fourth impression. usually about round 5 do i actually get it to work, and that's when I'M chasin' them. when they're chasin' me, it's absolutely pathetic, they just wanna get down my pants and toss the actual romance and shit. seriously, i'm only 16 (just turned ^.~) and i don't want no little gremlin following me around. i have trouble enough with my nieces and nephew

Shalakai (who was Shadow Knight)

Death to marsupials! Save the rodents!
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Old 2003-08-25, 23:54
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

(and i slap Easy Going into that long list)

I guess I belong on that list since we're all lying to you about that. Your attitude is a real big turn off to most women. You need to make better first impressions or you will be in the friend zone before they get to know you. But they will still tell you you're sexy or whatever you want to hear to get you to spend money on them or whatever it was you were bitching about in your first post.

-Easy
 #7 
Old 2003-08-26, 00:05
shalakai shalakai is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

.......................evaaaaaaahl................
 #8 
Old 2003-08-26, 00:09
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well somebody didn't get a piece last night.....

"I'm not sexist, I just think women belong in the kitchen and are only useful for making our babies"

[This message has been edited by prozak_jack (edited 08-26-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-26, 00:10
shalakai shalakai is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

dude, if i wanted a piece, i could get it when ever. i rather take my chances with a girl that i'd marry willingly

Shalakai

Confucious say, Man who fight with wife get no piece at night
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Old 2003-08-26, 00:12
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quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

Confucious say, Man who fight with wife get no piece at night

hahahah good old confucious, he's the man
 #11 
Old 2003-08-26, 02:23
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

Your pickiness will pay off in the end... it is a GIFT that not just any girl pleases you, that means you'll end up with what you consider the best.

The hunt if half the fun, enjoy it. Don't waste your time and energy getting depressed or frustrated by stupid girlies that are too cheap to treat YOU out every once in awhile.
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Old 2003-08-26, 05:04
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

But don't be averse to getting some practice in.
 #13 
Old 2003-08-26, 05:55
shalakai shalakai is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

i don't have an issue with'em being "perfect", i have a current issue with lack of variety
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Old 2003-08-26, 17:04
fallenspirit430 fallenspirit430 is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

wth. You are steriotyping us when you say that all of us are like that. Not all girls are like that. God men will never learn. (haha i'm being a hypocrite there!)

Nyky
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Old 2003-08-26, 17:13
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^I don't think you are being a hypocrite at all. Most women are that way with some men only. It always seems to be the same men, but for some reason they seem to think it's the women's fault. Some people never learn.

-Easy
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Old 2003-08-26, 17:49
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quote:Originally posted by fallenspirit430:

wth. You are steriotyping us when you say that all of us are like that. Not all girls are like that. God men will never learn. (haha i'm being a hypocrite there!)

Nyky

I agree with you entirely. I read some of the posts on Totse and the guys are all like "Bitch get in here and fuck me now. Don't make me tell you twice!" (god that movie kicked ass...) And then they bash girls like all of them are all prissy little hores who just want a mans wallet. Well if you treat them like that you deserve it asshole. I'm not saying that you people on here are like that, I'm just making a point. Treat a girl right, and she'll treat you right back.

*Go me, a 'semi' serrious post! w00t...*



 #17 
Old 2003-08-26, 18:05
Angiospermicidal Angiospermicidal is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

quote:Originally posted by fallenspirit430:

wth. You are steriotyping us when you say that all of us are like that. Not all girls are like that. God men will never learn. (haha i'm being a hypocrite there!)

Nyky

Hey, you're from Wisconsin too! Wanna hook up?
 #18 
Old 2003-08-26, 19:25
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

i don't see what you're complaining about...you're going on about how women are only money grabbing sluts and how they want you to wine and dine them and not expect get any...but then you say you can get a piece any time!

if you can get a piece any time, then you should count yourselflucky...you don't need a relationship at 16...trust me!

however, if you WANT a girl to have a relationship with, you have to go out, meet a girl, go out wit her for a bit and see how things turn out...you have to experiment...the "right" woman won't just be left on your doorstep!
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Old 2003-08-26, 21:06
fallenspirit430 fallenspirit430 is offline
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Default Re: girls are just a bunch of demons trying to kill us all!

quote:Originally posted by Angiospermicidal:

Hey, you're from Wisconsin too! Wanna hook up?

lol haha
 
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