This is totally fucked up.

I was having a dream about goats on a farm, when I suddenly wake up in the middle of the night, and my usualy shriveled penis is a WHOPING 3 INCHES! It was really weird.

Anyway, I get up and I find that my underwear is completely soaked and sticky.

I went to the batchroom to inspect myself some more, but I couldn't understand what this sticky substance was.

Here's what I could understand based on what I saw.

1. The substance feels sticky.

2. The color of the substance is white.

3. It tastes salty.

Can someone explain what this stuff is?!



...Or I will H4X0R you!

Haha, you just had a wet dream kid, w00t!

This shit has to stop. Somebody needs to ban this fucker.

at least the last one was funny... TROLL.

now im wondering what this person's other name is.

atleast hes funny and stupid, not just stupid...

dude, first off, DON'T LICK IT! jebus, only if yer gay or if yer fuckin'... strange... would you lick yer own jizz. holy fuck

Shalakai

...he fuckin' licked his own jizz, what a moron...

Haha.

The newb didn't get it.

i ain't no god damn noob... fuck-head, go to weapons and combat, look for shadow knight. that is me. just forgot my password and e-mail, so i got a new account. shut the fuck up about who you call a noob ya cum-bubble

you're kidding right?

See a doctor immediately. This does not sound normal at all. In fact, you should probably avoid drinking fluids of any kind for at least 6 days if you can't get to a doctor right away. Resume fluid intake only if symptoms abate. Hope all is ok with you! Keep us posted.

^^ Indeed, it looks like you might just have a prostate infection, these are very bad and could result in castration unless you see a doctor about it right away!

^^your dead n e ways... go jump off a relly high bridge or building

and the whole 0r1g1I\Ia1 h4x0r!!111 thing

its getting funny.. some people are all like ban his ass and this shits got to stop and hes just being a total dumbass and ignoring them... lmao

[This message has been edited by opti7storm (edited 08-26-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

dude, first off, DON'T LICK IT! jebus, only if yer gay or if yer fuckin'... strange... would you lick yer own jizz. holy fuck

Shalakai

...he fuckin' licked his own jizz, what a moron...

Some people believe that a man loses some energy or life force in every ejaculation, and that he can get it back by eating it. But I am too tired to look up who thinks that.

-Easy

try not to use the toilet at all until the 6 days are up, otherwise you might get dehydrated and die, and that would be a bad thing. (Just thinking of someone actually doing that makes me crack up.)

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

Originally posted by shalakai:

dude, first off, DON'T LICK IT! jebus, only if yer gay or if yer fuckin'... strange... would you lick yer own jizz. holy fuck

Shalakai

...he fuckin' licked his own jizz, what a moron...

Some people believe that a man loses some energy or life force in every ejaculation, and that he can get it back by eating it. But I am too tired to look up who thinks that.

-Easy





Thats pretty interesting, I'm pretty sure semen contains a lot of protein, so by getting it out of your system you body has to allocate more protein to your balls that would otherwise be used for something like muscle growth.

dont eat or drink for 5 days, and when you need to poo, poo in a cup and eat it... its the only cure for fucknuckleits... a long and painful disease, especially for those around you.

quote:This shit has to stop. Somebody needs to ban this fucker.

No! This 'fucker' is the exact defintion of every thing that is "kewl" or "l337".

1f j00 7|-|r34+3n +0 b4n h1m, h3 w1ll h4x0r j00!

You guys are nutty,that was silly lets do it again....

Wow this 11 year old found out what his dick is for.

quote:Originally posted by Abraham Gorilla:

No! This 'fucker' is the exact defintion of every thing that is "kewl" or "l337".

1f j00 7|-|r34+3n +0 b4n h1m, h3 w1ll h4x0r j00!

Well, let's at least put him in a locked display case.



[This message has been edited by Angiospermicidal (edited 08-26-2003).]

FUCKING HELL!!!

i hate this fucking guy...he chats so much shit!

and always going on about being the "original haxor" or whatever!

here's a tip for YOU, 0r1g1I\Ia1 h4x0r!!111...go jump under a bus and fucking die you stupid piece of donkey shit!!!

cunt!

P.S: don't give me any of that bullshit about "HA)(ING" me or whatever...stupid nerd...go out and get laid you fucking retard!

worrdd son you just came in your pants

keep it real with the bitches now playboy

"Thats pretty interesting, I'm pretty sure semen contains a lot of protein, so by getting it out of your system you body has to allocate more protein to your balls that would otherwise be used for something like muscle growth."

Come on, it's not like you won't grow because you ejaculate often. Your testicles constantly need nutriments to work and it dosen't matter if you have sex once a week or 5 times, you won't even see any diffrence regarding muscle growth.

[This message has been edited by JayMark (edited 08-27-2003).]

JayMark how did you get so smart? No body can get anything by you. You my friend are the master of the obvious.

Do you by any chance know what Sarcasm means.

Wait never mind obviously not. Here you go

Main Entry: sar·casm

Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m

Function: noun

Date: 1550

1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>

2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm

Take Care,

Kangy

quote:Originally posted by psycho_8b:



here's a tip for YOU, 0r1g1I\Ia1 h4x0r!!111...go jump under a bus and fucking die you stupid piece of donkey shit!!!



"Jump under a bus"...can't say I haven't heard that one before

wasting semen would reduce the productivity of all your body's hair.

quote:Originally posted by mypojam:

wasting semen would reduce the productivity of all your body's hair.

and nails.

does nails slows down too ?

i never thought of that.

now i'm planning of getting more protein,

so that when i masturbate (daily, oops!)

i won't lose as much..

damn, soy juice anyone ?

p/s: well, not really daily.

just like, 2/3 days apart.

what about you ?

quote:Originally posted by shalakai:

cum-bubble

YOU BASTARD!! YOU STOLE MY WORD!!! That is my signature word, without the hypen, so don't use it again, or else...

quote:Originally posted by Easy Going:

[QUOTE]

Some people believe that a man loses some energy or life force in every ejaculation, and that he can get it back by eating it. But I am too tired to look up who thinks that.

-Easy



You're tired because you've lost to much life force!!!