aww horse shit It's me again with another problem. Well people say i look like adam sandler, but thats not the point.

Jesus this is hard...

My freind's sister was offered 3 "bowls" of weed for a handjob. Then he calls me and says oh fa'ad is that alot of weed how much profit will it make if we sold it? I don't fucking know.

Do any of you know, cause if it's not alot of money I'll just give her the cash and then some for a bj straight up. It's cooler cause she knows me.

-Fa'ad

3 bowls? I think thats around $10-$15. if not less.

What the hell?

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

I mean, I've gone with some girls that would definitely be more 'friendly' if you weren't stingy with the sticky green, but never were they straight up whores.

What kind of pathetic human pays for sex? Even moreso, what kind of loser BARTERS for sex?

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

what kind of loser BARTERS for sex?

BAHAHAHA that is some of the funniest shit ever.

you're not gonna get a blow job. a hand job for weed is understandable, but she won't do actual work for it. when she says a handjob, she just means she's gonna get high, graba hold of it and start pulling and shit. not really worth it.

Three bowls is hard to value. If you're talking about bowls where I come from, it would probably be about $10, maybe a little more (we smoke BOWLS where I come from). Other places, especially when you're talking about amateurs (as seems to be the case here), you're probably talking about $5 worth.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

What the hell?

That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

I mean, I've gone with some girls that would definitely be more 'friendly' if you weren't stingy with the sticky green, but never were they straight up whores.

What kind of pathetic human pays for sex? Even moreso, what kind of loser BARTERS for sex?

perhaps i havent been clear enough she doesn't know i would even say that. I wouldn't BARTER for sex, but this is my freinds OLDER sister. It can't be the kind of thing where we have gone out for a while, because ppl would be like eewwww what a loser going out with a little kid.

Sooooo, if i may be bill clinton for a sec, no fa'ad go right ahead. its not really tang I'm getting, but rather head/a handjob. It's not like i have a chance otherwise and I'm just being a lazy sick prick. It's my one chance at her.

I've always had a thing for his sis i don't know why.

I have 2 gold coins and a healing potion for a rim job.



Shek

I'll lend you my Charizard for anal

She's only doing it because you're too nice.

-Infrared

Im just wondering if i give her a 1/4 would bukkake be involved?

Dude, that's pathetic. Just smoke the weed and give yourself a handjob.

It depends on how much is in the bowl, if they fit a full gram in one bowl, it'd be like $15.

Californian weed, not very good, average sized bowls: around $10.

My freind's sister was offered 3 "bowls" of weed for a handjob

Wait... Does this mean his sister was to give the handjob for weed, or receive the handjob for weed? if its the latter then your friends sister has a dong. I would do it. If a girl said for three bowls I will give you head, then I would say

fine.

he calls me and says oh fa'ad is that alot of weed how much profit will it make if we sold it? I don't fucking know.



Wait... buddy are you saying that you smoke weed, and you don't know how much three bowls is? This is what you do. You find a bowl and pack it three times after each time you pack it take the weed out. After three times you will have three bowls. Simple as that.

[This message has been edited by punkrawkerstonershit (edited 08-26-2003).]

That's lame man, a handjob isn't worth that much weed. I'd rather smoke it all than even get 5 handjobs, seriously. Handjobs aren't that great.

You're gonna give your weed to someone else so they'll do something that you can do yourself?

3 bowls...for a hand job?!?!

is that guy fucking retarded or what?!?!

i would rather smoke them bowls, get high as a mofo and jack myself off...always feels better when you're high!

also, you wouldn't get much for 3 bowls...i dunno what it would be in america but over here you're looking at about £10-£20.

i would take a lot more than 3 bowls to get me to give a hand job.(unless i liked the person then i'd do it for free) she was being generous.

Nyky

She was being a fucking whore.

Any broad who'd jerk me off for drugs is not worth it.

quote:Originally posted by punkrawkerstonershit:

My freind's sister was offered 3 "bowls" of weed for a handjob

Wait... Does this mean his sister was to give the handjob for weed, or receive the handjob for weed? if its the latter then your friends sister has a dong. I would do it. If a girl said for three bowls I will give you head, then I would say

fine.

he calls me and says oh fa'ad is that alot of weed how much profit will it make if we sold it? I don't fucking know.



Wait... buddy are you saying that you smoke weed, and you don't know how much three bowls is? This is what you do. You find a bowl and pack it three times after each time you pack it take the weed out. After three times you will have three bowls. Simple as that.

[This message has been edited by punkrawkerstonershit (edited 08-26-2003).]



NO, GERTRUDE, I DON'T SMOKE POT.

someone else offered pot for a hj.

but if thats not alot then I could just give her more than that is worth in cash and get my dick sucked. bam, problem solved. but the question is, should i try?

"I'll let you handle this one."-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

She was being a fucking whore.

Any broad who'd jerk me off for drugs is not worth it.



No No No, she is not that whorish, this is the first time she been presented with this type of oppertunity. or at least considered it.

The point is she's never done anything like this before, and i also forgot to mention the heavy ass fact that her dad is a detective.

she is fucking attractive tome for some reason, not sure why, but fuck i don't know man, this is a tough decision.

"C'MON!!!!"-Fa'ad

Do it.... But yeah the girl is a whore even if it is her first time to do this type of thing. She will just turn out to b a bigger whore in the future.

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

but if thats not alot then I could just give her more than that is worth in cash and get my dick sucked. bam, problem solved. but the question is, should i try?



yes. offer her money for sexual favors. this makes her a prostitute.

and no, she will not give you head. a hand job is a lot less involved than a blowjob. you're going to end up getting beat up.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

yes. offer her money for sexual favors. this makes her a prostitute.

and no, she will not give you head. a hand job is a lot less involved than a blowjob. you're going to end up getting beat up.

so is it fact or fiction on mtv's big urban myth show?

can you get your cock played with

without getting rock sprayed, bitch?

put the pedal to the metal this myth is

FALSE!

^what?

maybe this is why no one likes you. the whole obnoxious, pubescent, asshole thing isn't becoming.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

this is why no one likes you.

dude i am going to die of a complete stupidity induced seizure.

What the hell part of that post was assholish?

Whatever bitch I don't give a shit what YOU think. I thought it was funny. but seriously I would like to see you explain how that was assholish.

Yeah i know assholish isn't a word. And also by rocks I meant LEAD like, you know, BULLETS.

No quotes this time. This one really chaps my ass, jeff daniels style.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

No No No, she is not that whorish, this is the first time she been presented with this type of oppertunity. or at least considered it.

lmao at "opportunity"... you make it sound like this big business proposition. if you're THAT desperate for a handjob then do it! what brilliant revelations did you think you were gonna find from the peeps on totse?

and enough with the "quotes from fa'ed", it makes you look like a little jizz squirt.