Ok i met my moms friend she is like 28 or something an so fuckin hot an keeps hittin on me should i say somethin or just sit here btw im 15 an i swear she is all over me she like danced with me an kept talkin to me and asked me to give her a piggy back ride i wanna fuck her sooooo bad

She's not hitting on you.

You've watched American Pie too many times.

If you were older, maybe. But not when you're 15.

MILF, MILF, MILF.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

MILF, MILF, MILF.



YETI! I AM THE YETI!!!!

American Pie wouldn't be as funny as it is if that sort of thing didn't happen in real life every so often.

Still.. it's probably your imagination. You're better off letting her be the forward one. If you think she's making an advance, don't blow it off, but react conservatively if you're not sure what to do. Part of the game for an older woman doing this is trying to get a younger guy's attention.. don't be too open about the fact she has it. Consider it a non-asshole variation on the "ignore them and they'll come back" routine some guys play with girls.

To be honest I dont think shes hitting on you.I think you just fancy her so much that even the littlest detail makes you think "Oh my God,she wants me so bad right now".But she is definatly not hitting on you.But if,(and thats a BIG if)she does want you go for it,its definatly something to have on your sexual resumé.

quote:Originally posted by SpiritSkater:

...i swear she is all over me she like danced with me an kept talkin to me and asked me to give her a piggy back ride i wanna fuck her sooooo bad

Um, yeah, she's hitting on you. As a female in roughly the aforementioned age range, I can see the appeal in teenage males. They're more fun to play with in the way that puppies are more fun to play with than mature dogs: they have boundless energy and enthusiasm, they smell good and they're damn cute no matter what they do. But personally, I get tired of cleaning up after them.

No woman in her right mind would actually fuck a minor. It is a sex crime that will have the woman registering as a sex offender for the rest of her life.

She's having fun flirting with you, though. Don't expect anything to come of it; if you're not inclined to just be teased, then don't participate.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

American Pie wouldn't be as funny as it is if that sort of thing didn't happen in real life every so often.



So when is the last time you have seen a straight guy have a dance off with a gay guy?

quote:Originally posted by Daithai:

So when is the last time you have seen a straight guy have a dance off with a gay guy?

I won one last week.

The moonwalk's the clincher. Gets 'em every time.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I won one last week.

The moonwalk's the clincher. Gets 'em every time.



I just take my underwear off without taking my pants off. that always wins.

quote:Originally posted by Shodan's Own:

I just take my underwear off without taking my pants off. that always wins.



I'd do that, but I'm not a strapping young turk anymore.

Could be dangerous, y'see.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:



I'd do that, but I'm not a strapping young turk anymore.

Could be dangerous, y'see.

it sure is. I've personally seen three guys lose parts of thier genetals, one guy go blind, and one guy even died once, trying it. while grusome, its an honourable way to go out.

Fuck the shit out of her. And slap her left ass cheek for me.

MILF! MILF! MILF! MILF!

Shes probably not, but dude, get her in a good environment and bust a move on her! If she's not extremely uptight and evil she won't tell anyone even if you get turned down.

i'll just give you my advice, and you better take it unless you want shit crawling around and following you callin' you "daddy"

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Shalakai

28... 15... hooooollyyyyyy FUCK