Well, I have to admit this is a very important point in the whole story but I also have to admit I'm rather bad at this...

Any advice appreciated!

Sean

Pussyhead, just tell them about your whole "fight" with 40 vs. 4. Tell them that you ran into a bolt and ripped off your nose. That's pretty funny.

Okay, couldn't resist. Making a girl laugh:

If she likes you, she'll laugh at a lot of shit. If she really doesn't like you, she'll kinda stand their and look off, kinda ignoring you.

If she doesn't like you, but doesn't yet dislike you, it really just depends. You don't want to tell some joke like "One time, there was this guy...blah blah", you want to say things funny that kinda fit into the conversation. Hard to explain...

But seriously, in most cases, its just as simple as if she likes you and if she doesn't (at least in HS). If she likes you at all, she'll laugh.

You can't just tell jokes and shit. You gotta be smooth and segue into your funny stuff. And it's funnier if it really happened.

Three easy steps to making a girl laugh:

Step1. Get your hands on a tank of nitros oxide.

step2. jam it in her mouth and turn it on. nitro aka laughing gas well... makes you laugh!

step3. You are an idiot. Don't bother with "making girls laugh". Stay with the moment and just have fun.



I've been there. Done that. Don't bother.

I am also an idiot, let's see what other people have to say.

Jokes with a little innuendo are a great test of how she feels about you. Deliver them with confidence and a twinkle in your eye.

If that don't make her laugh, you can always tickle her!

-Easy

Also my friend got some info on her and apparently she thinks shes "not ever scared". So if you could post some scary ass horror movies or other scary shit it would really help.



-Sean

quote:Originally posted by BulletHead:

Also my friend got some info on her...

Well you could stop making her the focus of your recon missions and start talking to her yourself. You can be funny and do stupid shit ala Jackass, or you can be witty and make a joke out of a lollipop stick, two bogrolls and a tin of beans.

Really though I don't know how you could be "more funny" or "make someone laugh" because it is something that is different in each situation...you got to be adaptable.

Trying extra hard to be funny will make them laugh AT you. So just talk casually and insert the odd quip whenever it seems right. jR.

I do stuff that's Really cheesy, like the yawn and stretch to put your arm around their neck thing, and be really obvious that you're just being stupid. Oh, and tickling works good most of the time. Every once in a while when my girl is laying down and not really paying attention I'll pull her shirt up and stick my face on her stomach and blow. It makes a really loud noise and it's just really funny. I think it's called a tummy-gum or somethin. Parents do it to babies a lot I've noticed.

Find a girl that really doesn't like you and fondle her, I'll bet she laughs.



Shek

wip your dick out,

quote:Originally posted by Dilate:

wip your dick out,

Girls don't always laugh when guys whip their dicks out, its just you.

the comment wasn't about guys in general, it was directed at him, like you directed the last half of yours at me

BulletHead,

Can you give us the whole story. Like, as many details as you can (not personal info, just detailed info about whats happening).

This girl is at your school? Do you talk with her already? Are you friends? How well do you know her, does she just know who you are, or do you know each other well enough that you would start talking if you saw each other on the street?

The second rule of comedy is that if you're trying to make someone laugh, you will fail. I have no helpful suggestions otherwise. Carry on...

oh, one thing that helps...being well-read and hip to current events gives you much more material to work with.

My friend set me up with her and thats what I menat by him getting info about her. I did go to the movies with her once but I'm plannig on meeting her again this Wednesday.

-Sean

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

Girls don't always laugh when guys whip their dicks out, its just you.

OOOOOOOHHHHHH you gonna take that?

Sorry for that idiocy right there and also sorry for not spelling idiocy correctly. Seriously, you have been owned.

-Fa'ad

i make my girlfriend laugh all the time. its easy, i make a lot of people laugh.

i guess i can't really describe how to do it, its either in you or its not. i'll give you a few things that i've done that have gotten her to laugh hysterically.

1.Douches. i went into a store with her and saw douches. i went nuts, i didn't know that douches were actually real so i was like dumbfounded. i took a bunch and threw them in the place where you get bags of ice. The whole rest of the day was devoted to me talking about douches. Everytime she took a drink i would say something funny about douches. Then we went and ate douchesicles. just douche it, whatever.

2. This wasn't me but it was worth talking about. My friend was sitting with me and my gf, and her little cousin was there and he was like 5 or so and he started calling my friend dupid and running around. so my friend got up and was like, IM NOT DUPID! you're dupid! DUPIDHEAD! he had this big long play fight with the kid and everyone was laughing. it was more physical comedy too so i guess you had to be there.

3. My gf was watching the end of titanic and i completely ruined it for her. she'd seen it before so i wasn't being mean. But i kept saying all these things that would be funny if they happened in the end. Like at the end when they are on that piece of wood. i thought it would be hilarious if ronald mcdonald came up like a shark, grabbed jack, took him under, raped him. and then asked if he woudl like fries with that. just stupid stuff.



just be yourself. if your funny your funny, if your not, your not. It doesn't mean your the worst thing since unsliced bread having lunch with jesus who just realized that all the douchesicles were gone.

Well, like many others have said...don't try too be funny. You'll end up not being funny at all. Or worse, your trying to be funny is making her laugh in a "OMG he's a freak" sorta way. I 've told my wife maybe 15 jokes in our 9 years of marriage. Yet, she laughs at sommething I say or do everyday. Sometimes hystericaly. You've got to be sarcastic...that's funny. But she's got to be on the same page, get it?

Scary shit ehh?? I took my wife to this college class haunted house one year. You know like a big one, like filled the entire gym. Basicly a giant maze. This freakin thing was scary. I found it very difficult to keep from jumping myself. She......was cutting off the circulation in my arms, she was holding on so tight. ahahahhahaha

whatever you do DON'T tickle her, unless u know that she likes to be tickled. like, dude, sooo many guys have tried the tickle thing on me and i giggle to be polite, but it drives me insane. for one, most guys tickle too hard and they think your most ticklish near your boobies...(hmm i wonder why...)

another thing not to do is use gross-out humor, humor which is a fundamental to many guy's comedic lives. the huge shit you took last week or the way u came accidentally on the cat isn't going to appeal to a girl (well most anyway)...she is most likely not to laugh straight away, but rather laugh at the big ugly mark she just left on your face once she was finished slapping u up!

but, i guess the best way to get a girl to laugh is to find out what does make her laugh. the things that make u laugh the hardest are personal things, wether you're laughing at yourself/a friend/a memory. get to know her and b a bit of a doofus.

xx

[This message has been edited by seckseewon (edited 08-26-2003).]

i flopped my donger out once and it made a girl laugh...any help?!

anyways...serious now...

if a girl likes you she'll laugh at anything remotely humourous you come out with.

if she doesn't then she'll just be weird and go "heh" and her face will go straight again!

as for a scary story, tell her you went into an old house once, stumbled across a sleeping hobo who you thought was dead and nearly screeched like a little bitch and also nearly shit yourself...if that don't make her laugh then nothing will!!!

quote:Originally posted by seckseewon:

sooo many guys have tried the tickle thing on me and i giggle to be polite

And therein lies the problem.

^^Exactly!!

If you idiot girls who do that would stop then the guys would know what they are doing worng.

geeez im just trying not to break the guy's damn heart! as if any chick is gonna go 'hey! stop fawking tickling me, freak!' plus girls would only let guys who they like/trust near their bodies (well the non-slutty ones) and you're not gonna shut someone down just for tickling.

feelings come first.

seriously man chicks LURRRRVV it when you flop out ya cock and try to piss in your mouth....

nah kidding, do whatever feels right at the time - you can do it grasshopper!

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fingering a girl makes them giggle

kikey probably knows how to make a girl laugh.

that shit head

quote:Originally posted by seckseewon:

geeez im just trying not to break the guy's damn heart! as if any chick is gonna go 'hey! stop fawking tickling me, freak!' plus girls would only let guys who they like/trust near their bodies (well the non-slutty ones) and you're not gonna shut someone down just for tickling.

feelings come first.

Actually, I know girls who would say just that, and they never have a problem from the same guy twice. They will be more than happy to shut a guy down for tickling if she doesn't want him to do so. They may be called bitches, but better that than having some dipshit making grabs and pokes.

quote:Originally posted by onasis:

kikey probably knows how to make a girl laugh.

that shit head

I do, but it only applies to myself, as I only know of my own imperfections to make light of.

I can't help anyone else out, I'm afraid. Sorry.

The more you hink about tryin to make a girl laugh, the worse you're going to do. Believe me, us chicks can see it written all over a guys face when he's tryin too hard to be the smooth type. You gotta let it go natural, or else you're just an arse sputtin out shit. Try and be more into body language than makin a lady laugh.

Julz.

fart

Show her your penis, the girls will die laughing after they see that thing.

quote:Originally posted by seckseewon:

[B]...and they think your most ticklish near your boobies...(hmm i wonder why...)

heh, that was pretty funny. That made me laugh.

I think the Dragon got it here though. If she likes you, she'll laugh at anything.