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 #1 
Old 2003-08-23, 22:02
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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Default Can you fuck your sister

Is it against the law to ask ur sister to fuck you,and have sex with her.

I am sick as hell..
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Old 2003-08-23, 22:06
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over there
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welllllllllllllll...no, of course not....

I'm assuming that you're older than your sis. If this be the case, you have the right to ask her for sexual favours...Everybody knows that man, it's in the U.S Constitution...IF she refuses, then tie her up and rape her... LAw's on your side, do not fear

And if you're younger than her, just put on a fake disguise or something along those lines and try to con her into thinking you're her long lost older brother... She'll be so overjoyed at this discovery that of course, she'll grant you sexual favours.

Tell us how it works out ok.

Cheers

[This message has been edited by Don Corleone (edited 08-23-2003).]
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Old 2003-08-23, 22:11
Weed is a deed Weed is a deed is offline
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I am 15 and shes 18,she has a toung ring and I know its against the law..dont post bull shit here just tell me if theirs a law against it..
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Old 2003-08-23, 22:15
opti7storm opti7storm is offline
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YOUR FUCKED UP GOTO HELL... are you that fucking stupid

SOME MOD CLOSE THIS PLEASE

of course its against the law dumbass... and if u do it dont tell n e one fuckface...

NOW CLOSE THIS LAME ASS THREAD PLEASE
 #5 
Old 2003-08-23, 22:16
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There's no law that I can think of... Where do you stay? If you're so worried about the law I would advice you to visit www.ageofconsent.com (http://www.ageofconsent.com) just to be on the safe side... Won;'t have much on laws and shit, just on how old u have to be before you can 'do the deed'.

Of course, there's the morality issue, and if you're a Christian, the Bible says you're in some serious shit and you'll be going to hell or something along the lines of that.

If you rape her, then yes, it's against the law... But I'm not too sure, so don't quote me on that... Will your parents know about this tryst? What are they're opinions on this?

And I'm sorry for my last post, I thought you were just fucking around(pun intended)... That plus the "Im a sick fuck" convinced me that you indeed were a sick fuck

Cheers
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Old 2003-08-23, 22:25
Rabid Tangerine Rabid Tangerine is offline
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Quote: Topic: Can you fuck your sister

Only in Mississippi.

And Argentina.
 #7 
Old 2003-08-23, 22:50
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yeah missisipi...you know why??? impread capital of the fuckin world
 #8 
Old 2003-08-24, 00:13
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You'll have deformed inbred children if you aren't careful. Could we have context please?
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Old 2003-08-24, 00:23
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You know groundskeeper willy from the Simpsons his mam and Dad are brother and sister.So if you fuck your sister and get her pregnant your wierdo child will be just like groundskeeper willy if except the scottish axcent(sp)
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Old 2003-08-24, 00:45
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You can.

But you shouldn't.
 #11 
Old 2003-08-24, 01:30
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If you have sex with your sister, that's what we call incest. Can you say "incest"? Then if you knock up your incestor, you will most likely have a retarded kid. Then you will be Uncle Father Weed.
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Old 2003-08-24, 01:44
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Then if you knock up your incestor, you will most likely have a retarded kid.

ok, thats so totally off it's not even funny. now, im not big on genetics and whatnot, but i do know my fair share. you could have a perfectly normal child with your sister. but since your siter and yoorself have similar genes, there's more of a chance of a defect being carried over. this doesn't mean the child will be retarded, if you're both smart, it'll probably be just that. but if diabetes runs in your family, incestual children would have about 4 times the likelyhood of getting it. defects from both parents wouldn't be cancelled out by better of genes.

i <3 genetics.
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Old 2003-08-24, 02:59
Rabid Beaver Rabid Beaver is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Daithai:

You know groundskeeper willy from the Simpsons his mam and Dad are brother and sister.So if you fuck your sister and get her pregnant your wierdo child will be just like groundskeeper willy if except the scottish axcent(sp)

What the fuck is wrong with you?!!?

THe simpson's is a fucking cartoon. It's not real.

And to the person who posted this:

What the fuck is wrong with you?!!?

Why would you ever want to fuck your sister?!?!

Why in god's name would you even want to?

My lord, if you're that sick, why don't you just rape her? Dear god...
 #14 
Old 2003-08-24, 03:03
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As far as I know, there is no actual law against it..but that is just sick. What the hell is wrong with you, you fucking sick freak? Is your sister into this shit too?!

-miakia
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Old 2003-08-24, 07:20
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:

and I know its against the law..dont post bull shit here just tell me if theirs a law against it..

I believe this line right here might well explain why this particular person is all about fucking his sister.. wow. I haven't seen stupid like that in a long, long time.
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Old 2003-08-24, 12:44
DJ_Valto DJ_Valto is offline
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Everything's ok as long as you aren't caught.

If you both think it's ok, then I guess it's up to you two.
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Old 2003-08-24, 15:51
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"I am 15 and shes 18,she has a toung ring and I know its against the law..dont post bull shit here just tell me if theirs a law against it.." sorry i dont know how to do the quote thing.

so you DO know its agaisnt the law? but then your asking if there's a law agaisnt it? you're retarded even if you dont fuck her...and yes there is an actual law agaisnt screwing anyone closer to you then 2nd cousin except in mississipi and alabama and even there i dont think its lawful to do your sister. what are you? some sad ugly fuck that cant get a girl his own age and not related to you? oh and if you have children there is a 90% chance that he/she will have some crippling disease. this is due to the fact that people carry around 20 diseases that arent active because half of the genetic code for it is missing, but put two people of the same family together and you have the other half.
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Old 2003-08-24, 17:37
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Only if you get caught.
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Old 2003-08-24, 17:42
kaos_ill kaos_ill is offline
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when you ask your sister she is gonna bitch slap you so hard and fucking tell everyone and make fun of you forever

nobody's home, hey sis, will you slob my knob, POW
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Old 2003-08-24, 22:48
protestispatriotism protestispatriotism is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Todesgehen:

oh and if you have children there is a 90% chance that he/she will have some crippling disease. this is due to the fact that people carry around 20 diseases that arent active because half of the genetic code for it is missing, but put two people of the same family together and you have the other half.



hmm..im interested to know, what are the 20 diseases? i never knew that before.
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Old 2003-08-24, 22:55
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quote:Originally posted by Rabid Tangerine:

Quote: Topic: Can you fuck your sister

Only in Mississippi.

And Argentina.

And In Alabama
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Old 2003-08-24, 23:11
canadiananarchyinjapan canadiananarchyinjapan is offline
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No you cannot fuck your sister. No.
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Old 2003-08-24, 23:26
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quote:Originally posted by Rabid Beaver:

What the fuck is wrong with you?!!?

THe simpson's is a fucking cartoon. It's not real.





I know its not real,I was just trying to give the retard an easy example,fuckhead.
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Old 2003-08-25, 02:35
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they arent exactly diseases closer to major defects. usually damages cognitive abilities and immune systems.
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Old 2003-08-25, 05:09
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just get into bed with her when she's asleep and then stroke her, wisper in her ear, touch her goodies, say stuff like "don't move or i'll tell mom/dad what you have been doing with their sex toys/vegetables", let hormones and better man do the rest.

hey, i'm not BSing you or trying to be funny, it could actually work, blackmail always works....
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Old 2003-08-25, 08:08
lil_gangsta lil_gangsta is offline
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you sick fucken inbred homo cunt. die motherfucker, have you tried to fuck your mom too? you fucking sick cunt, cant you get no one else? your a little faggot that has scat sex with their grandparents, do you get your dog too? fucking kill yourself motherfucker. YOU SICK PRICK!!!
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Old 2003-09-01, 08:46
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quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:



I am sick as hell..

yes you are....
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Old 2003-09-01, 10:35
inanitionhiatus inanitionhiatus is offline
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Guy no offence but u r fucked up....no u can't fuck ur sister man what r u thinking....get out of ur house more find a girlfriend that has big tits and a nice ass...not ur sister man....what the hell....that shit is just wrong!!!
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Old 2003-09-01, 11:35
vogerg vogerg is offline
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Dude i hear your fucked up pain

REmember its only illegal if you get caught.

That being said, first get a girlfriend, if you still want your sister bad, just tell her what you think/fell/whatever the fuck and if she threatens to tell the police or social security or whoever just cry and say you want to kill yourself.

but the girlfriend thing should work.
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Old 2003-09-01, 12:12
Abraham Gorilla Abraham Gorilla is offline
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He asked "can you fuck your sister?"

Teh key word is CAN - Meaning, "is it physically possible?"

Yes, yes you can.
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Old 2003-09-01, 13:30
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Make sure you wear a rubber. Aside from that, fuck the law.
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Old 2003-09-01, 19:15
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quote:Originally posted by Weed is a deed:

I am 15 and shes 18,she has a toung ring and I know its against the law..dont post bull shit here just tell me if theirs a law against it..

If you know it's against the law then why do you need us to tell you if there is a law against it?!?!?!

But you know what is legal?...Fucking your

dog in the middle of the street with a beer bottle...Or do you know that's against the law too?!?!

Fuck off kid...Go get some professional help.
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Old 2003-09-02, 01:13
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quote:Originally posted by protestispatriotism:

hmm..im interested to know, what are the 20 diseases? i never knew that before.

There's a lot more than that. There are hundreds and thousands of genetic diseases that most people either don't have the defects for, or only have some of the defective genes. Tay-Sachs, Sicle Cell Anemia, Parkinson's, and MS are a few genetic diseases. More info here -> www.google.com (http://www.google.com)
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Old 2003-09-02, 01:14
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The fine line between genius and madness
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By the way, I posted on the probabilitys of getting diseases from inbreeding in the last incest thread. Look it up.
 
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