fucked you girlfriend and got shit all over your nob. is there anything i can do

I doubt you've fucked your own girlfriend.

-tEM

You could set it on fire.

M_M

I recommend cutting it off and taking it to Spurious in a handbasket.

quote:Originally posted by GoodGuy:

fucked you girlfriend and got shit all over your nob. is there anything i can do

hmmm...break it off, and chuck it out a 6 story window?

Why don't you introduce her to Tony Danza?

smack her across the face with your penis, and yell WHO'S THE BOSS?!

alternatively, you could ask her to cut it off, and then you could eat it with a knife and fork.. I heard shit really brings out the flavour in penis.

drink some hi c and eat some hoffmnan's cheese. and then roll around on the spikes while feeling the dew and thinking you are immortal. then stare at some fences and wonder why people knock them down with hammers, can't they just set them on fire. the rza is the shiza.

quote:Originally posted by etcetablah:

I recommend cutting it off and taking it to Spurious in a handbasket.

Yeah.

Or you could actualy try fucking her...

The shit? Why isn't this fuckface's thread closed yet?

Fuck I hate this guy already.

SmokinHazeFeelinBlazed aka AfterMath_ModernMessiah has come back yet again!!!

why the FUCK is this in BLTC??? goodguy, you're really starting to piss me off. and i'm not very nice when i'm pissed off.

RRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!*swin gs axe at goodguy*

Why don't you cut it off, dry it out and smoke some meth or wed or something with it. At least then it will have something to do with BLTC....yah fucking jackass

quote:Originally posted by r007 ph07oN:

*swings axe at goodguy*

Hey man, if you get an axe I want one to hit him too! .

Easy, wash it off when your in the shower.

quote:Originally posted by Misfit_25:

Hey man, if you get an axe I want one to hit him too! .



i'm willing to share, but i don't have an extra axe.....i guess you'll have to settle for the chainsaw.

I broke my woodaxe I do, however, have a sledgehammer.

quote:Originally posted by etcetablah:

I broke my woodaxe I do, however, have a sledgehammer.

that could work.....

I'm thinking a concrete, testicles and sledgehammer sandwich.

quote:Originally posted by etcetablah:

I'm thinking a concrete, testicles and sledgehammer sandwich.

*silent giggles*

*ouch...*

quote:Originally posted by etcetablah:

I broke my woodaxe I do, however, have a sledgehammer.

Smashy smashy

Quit posting your questions about your "girlfriend" problems in my forum.

quote:Originally posted by KottonMouthKing:

SmokinHazeFeelinBlazed aka AfterMath_ModernMessiah has come back yet again!!!

aka HugeMonkeyCock

here's a weird notion for you...stick with me on this because it might be a bit complicated:

wash your cock and wear a conny next time!

ya fuckin' dumbass!!!

Hmm... common problem. What you really want to do is wash your knob thoroughly in a large vat of undiluted hydrochloric acid, then scrub with steel wool. Works every time.