Hey Ive never dumped a girl ... its always been vice versa :P

But I really dont want to hurt her feelings ... we dont have anything too serious and I thought we would be better of as friends...

OMG!!! You sound like the dreaded "Let's Just Be Friends" girls that all the guys here are always whining about!! (hee hee)!!! Love, Venus.

no ... Im just annoyed of her and I thought I could tell her that so i dont fuckin make her kill herself

Don't tell her she annoys you. Tell her you're just not attracted to her.

Actually, screw that, there's no easy way to dump a girl. Girls don't like getting broken up with and there's not much you can do about it. Good luck, though.

I hate giving evil advice, but here goes. If your girlfriend annoys you, don't break up with her. Just tell her to stop doing what annoys you, and start ________ (whatever you want.) If you still don't like her, keep coming up with stuff till you do like her or she dumps you. It's win/win. For you that is.

-Easy

".......kill her"

just tell her it isnt working out

or cheat on her

thats what i do

then again i get slapped alot..

tell her you don't want to have a relationship right now...you'd rather have friends and you'd like her to be one of them!

that's what i did!

become moderatly rude... not to rude.. she'll dump you.. plus she won't try to talk everybody into killin you and stuff

or have a "serious relation talk" and make the breakin up stuff seem like her idea (though do), this way she'll be happy you broke up...

If you bitch and nitpick and do other shit to piss her off, it'll make it back to the rest of the tribe that you're a prick, and goodbye to any chance you had with other girls you know.

Do what I just did. Just act forlorn, and tell her that whatever you were feeling before, it's gone now, and you feel that continuing the relationship would be cowardly and unfair to her. If you've ever taken an acting class, it helps quite a bit.

tell dat bitch to move out of the hizzouse

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If you don't want to be around her, don't bullshit. Dump her straight up.

ya I dumped her ... hooray for me

No feedback on how you did it?



Shek

I told her exactly how I felt ... about how its not working out

I feel terrible because I think I really hurt her

She sent me some e-mail saying how I never hurt her til last night and that all she felt from me was love

Uggh...

She'll get over it.

fuck her till she passes out and take her into a corn field and tape a note on her forehead

Just tell her"I think we should break up,I feel that I dont have anything in common with you,and the relationship is not working out the way I had planed' 'I hope we can still be friends'(If you still want to be friends with her).

Say that stuff to her and it should be a breeze but its better than going out with her until she breaks up with you.

quote:Originally posted by Radical_Extreme:

Hey Ive never dumped a girl ... its always been vice versa :P

Wouldn't be more of the Vice and not so much the versa. To have vice versa it has to be give and take.

But the easy way, make up a bullshit ass excuse then when you're ready tell her the real reason.

The easy way is. You know the brain is really fucked up, and at any moment it can change the way you feel about somebody and today (or whenever you decided to break up with her) it did just that so what my brain is telling me is that we are done.

Fake your death.



quote:Originally posted by opti7storm:

fuck her till she passes out and take her into a corn field and tape a note on her forehead

I actually laughed at that one...that's fuckin great. I can imagine her waking up in the middle of a bunch of corn...well the way I'm thinking of it is funny...