I'm talking freaky....................

Well, this one time, at band camp, there was this girl, right? And she played the flute...

Okay, sorry, I had to.

i was with this girl and she wanted to switch underwear for a few hours before having sex ... so i ran

lol .... its not that funny... i ran for like a half hour

i've done some pretty freaky shit. i assume you mean sex-wise.

i've done some pretty hardcore rape shit. tried cutting once, didn't like it much. all kinds of BDSM. tried tons of toys and shit. nearly had a foursome/orgy kind of thing once.

Well this is somethign an old gf did. For a few birthdays, her and this otehr girl has gotten together and made me some birth day photos. the last set was the freakiest. First off, her BROTHER took them, and these arnt just any old pics, its her witht he other girl nakid, eating otu adn touchin and shit, and its her BROTHER. Another thing is, in these pics, theres this pink vibrator, they were stickin it in, and lickin it and shit. I asked ehr where she got it from.... it was her dads. thats sum freaky shit.

and also me, a guy, whos fat and has bitch tits, has been felt up a few times by girls while makin out. we laughed about it.

Sex on an apartment balcony.

I know, I'm lame. I'm just not freaky enough.

sex on a hotel balcony. well kind of a balcony. very small balcony like structure, outside the window. it was in the holiday inn in london. lots of crazy shit happened in that room.

after watching mallrats and listening to shannon hamilton (ben affleck) doing that girl in the shitter saying "yeah baby...call me joey!"...i decided it would be fun to try that with a girl...needless to say that when i said it, the girl was like "WHAT?!...i'm goin'!" but i found it quite funny at the time!

i banged my ex while driving...a stick shift...no cruise control. the funniest thing was when i was bout to cum, i didn't give a damn if we crashed or what. it was true insight into what a guy'll do to get a nut off. definitley some of the best sex of my life.

Sex in a zoo. No, none of the little kiddies saw us. Maybe some gorrillas or something...

quote:Originally posted by NOLIJ420:

i banged my ex while driving...a stick shift...no cruise control. the funniest thing was when i was bout to cum, i didn't give a damn if we crashed or what. it was true insight into what a guy'll do to get a nut off. definitley some of the best sex of my life.

Hahahahahhah I've done that. Foot pressing down on the accelerator. Doing 90, it was great!

I've gotten head while driving on the freeway at rush hour... really seemed to piss off some middle-aged woman with a Jesus fish ><> on her car...

Joined the Mile High Club flying from Paris to Stockholm

Renewed my membership to the Mile High Club flying from Phoenix to Puerto Vallarta

Renewed it again flying from Phoenix to Seattle (same vacation)

Had sex in a dorm room full of people (nobody seemed to notice)

Had sex in a Starbuck's bathroom (now we call fucking from behind while standing up the Starbuck's position)

Punish-fucked my girlfriend once when she broke one of my CD's (she said that was some of the hottest sex she's ever had)

Me and my friend each got handcuffed by our girlfriends, who made us do naughty naughty things to them (all of us in the same room).

But I think the freakiest was when I blindfolded her, handcuffed her, and whipped her until she was so horny she was dripping, then fucked her like there was no tomorrow... and then had her do the same to me.

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quote:Originally posted by Exodus5000:

Sex in a zoo.

what with?

sex on the driveway with my ex-boyfriend, while it there was a birthday going on inside for my grandmother and my aunt.

first time i was eaten out by the same guy was on a driveway too at his house in the afternoon. His little sister's birthday party was going on inside. I had my hair in pigtails and while he was eating me out he was pulling my pigtails. great!

had sex in my ex-boyfriend's little sister's room. On her little day bed. His mom walked in on us and then closed the door, and was like "I'm sorry". it was so hillarious. and there was a party going on in their living room- a fight was on pay per view. So the whole time we were fuckin we could hear people cheering. We went to hard that we broke a leg on his sister's bed, and he came on his sister's blanket... aww that was mean.



and my mom walked in on me and my ex having sex on our couch in my living room, thank god we had the blankets over us. I just told her that i was sitting on his lap.

recently, my friend ripped my clothes off when we were watching a movie in his room.And then tied me up to his chair in his room and blindfolded me and ate me out the whole time. and then he untied me and picked me up and threw me on his bed and we fucked.

it was so spontaneous, because i just came over to chill. but it was the best!

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I masturbated in the back of our parked mini-van while my mom went for a quick grocery-run.

quote:Originally posted by Thromboembolic:

I masturbated in the back of our parked mini-van while my mom went for a quick grocery-run.

empty movie theatre of the movie "the scorpion king" closing my eyes and umm doing things....

someone is going to say "you were thinking about the rock F@990+!l_0l_!" you are hilarious, stud.

"fu___CKY___ou"-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

i've done some pretty freaky shit. i assume you mean sex-wise.

i've done some pretty hardcore rape shit. tried cutting once, didn't like it much. all kinds of BDSM. tried tons of toys and shit. nearly had a foursome/orgy kind of thing once.

What does BDSM stand for, i used to know, but even before that, i used to think it stood for B.ig D.ick S.he M.ale b.d.s.m.

-Fa'ad

quote:Sex in a zoo. No, none of the little kiddies saw us. Maybe some gorrillas or something...

Heh, you put on quite a show for us.

You can't blaim me for watching, can you?

We ask the zookeepers nicely, but for some reason, they won't supply us with pornography. So of course we're going to watch you if you start going at it right in front of our cage.

quote:Originally posted by Mydrugofchoice420:

sex on the driveway with my ex-boyfriend, while it there was a birthday going on inside for my grandmother and my aunt.

first time i was eaten out by the same guy was on a driveway too at his house in the afternoon. His little sister's birthday party was going on inside. I had my hair in pigtails and while he was eating me out he was pulling my pigtails. great!

had sex in my ex-boyfriend's little sister's room. On her little day bed. His mom walked in on us and then closed the door, and was like "I'm sorry". it was so hillarious. and there was a party going on in their living room- a fight was on pay per view. So the whole time we were fuckin we could hear people cheering. We went to hard that we broke a leg on his sister's bed, and he came on his sister's blanket... aww that was mean.



and my mom walked in on me and my ex having sex on our couch in my living room, thank god we had the blankets over us. I just told her that i was sitting on his lap.

recently, my friend ripped my clothes off when we were watching a movie in his room.And then tied me up to his chair in his room and blindfolded me and ate me out the whole time. and then he untied me and picked me up and threw me on his bed and we fucked.

it was so spontaneous, because i just came over to chill. but it was the best!

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I just beat off reading that

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

What does BDSM stand for, i used to know, but even before that, i used to think it stood for B.ig D.ick S.he M.ale b.d.s.m.

-Fa'ad

yes. you hit the nail on the head. i've done some pretty hardcore big dick she male. very insightful of you to pick up on that.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

yes. you hit the nail on the head. i've done some pretty hardcore big dick she male. very insightful of you to pick up on that.

Back when I was a young'n, after me and posse were dun' tippin' cows, we used to hit'up the trannies. I reckon we used to get 6 on 1. Neva' knew how she-he(thats wha' me and the boyz called the tranny) could do it. Ain't it a pip'.

me and my g/f were in the back of a school bus while a TEACHER got us on video camera fucking like there was no bloody tommarow. we orgasamed for like 10 min.

people were staring at us but we didn't care. it was so awsome.

EDIT: the teacher didn't say anything. you would think he should!

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i was at my friends house and she had a big water melon there and we cut a hole in it and she told me to fuck it and i did....

i got a carrot out for her and so i was fucking the watermelon and she was fucking the carrot, it was really fun and funny for some reason.

we went crazy on those things and then i ate the carrot and she ate some cum watermelon. good times.

and one time i was at a hotel, and it had liek the sop and shampoo thing built in to the wall of the shower so i dismantled it and opened the soap container and i jacked off and came into it, then mixed it all up. so when other people use the soap it has my cum in it!

thats kinda a turn on

errr... had sex with my mates g/f's little sister while she was in the room more or less wacthing us funnyest thing was she almost broke her b/fs nose by slamin the door in it when he was bout 2 walk in...

shared a girl with a friend one nite...

came in a shot glass then made a girl drink it down...

i also like to get girls angry while iam fuckin them so i think their not gonna get real arsey bout it i basiclly take the total piss outta em as i fuck em...

also wacthing a girl fuck herself with a wisk was pretty dam good....

this is such a great topic

Sex with my ex in her parents house (living room) - they where in the house

And another time at my friends house, hehe

Nothing too bad, just had me and my 'fuck buddy', to use a term I heard from Spiffy, would always get eachother off (blow jobs, hand jobs, eating out, you get the idea) in the back/middle/front of classes, and at random places around our school. Good times.

having sex underneath an abandoned bridge while my friends were up at the top looking down tring to watch we only went down to get a cigerete(sp?) and she bent over and then just dropped my pants, wut sux was like 3 people came by on bikes and just watched as they rode away

eh nothing too bad, compared to some things, pretty tame actually.

ALOT of times having sex or oral sex in the house when either parents were home or in the next room.

Had sex in the back of a movie theater. she was wearing a skirt and just hiked it up and sat on my lap and you get the idea. the funny part was that it was actually half full, like not empty at all.

heh nothing really freaky, but Road-Head is a classic.

Having sex in a nordstroms dressing room. pretty interesting experience, especially all the looks i got from female customers after walking out of the dressing room with my girlfriend. we were kinda loud too...

i drove to this park by my old house and got head from her in the park, i was sitting on a swing. someone could have came by at any time.

uhhhh thats pretty much it, i want to do more though!

Well, I fucked this tranny up the ass, only I thought it was a girl. To tell you the truth, that guy was better looking than most girls I've dated. So at one point, I grabbed his dick and yelled out, "Oh my god! I have just gone right through you!"

True story.

This other time, a girl in a mini skirt crouched and I grabbed her between her legs. I felt something hard and hot, and said, "You a man!", and she said, "No, I'm just taking a shit."

um..i havent had sex, and im already 15, talk about being gyped man. I need to like fuck. Then tell the story. Then jizz.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.SlippyFists:

and one time i was at a hotel, and it had liek the sop and shampoo thing built in to the wall of the shower so i dismantled it and opened the soap container and i jacked off and came into it, then mixed it all up. so when other people use the soap it has my cum in it!



man, I totally did the same thing! it was a super expensive hotel too (like, $350 per night). thats some funny shit.

I havnt done anything REALLY crazy, but this one time my mom and her boyfriend were up banging in her room and we (my gf and I) could hear it, so we got going in my room (right next to my moms) and were louder.

sex in the movies before the movie started. it was release day for the movie ...

quote:Originally posted by Drewparker1230:

sex in the movies before the movie started. it was release day for the movie ...

What movie?

I suck on my girlfriends toes after she runs 3 miles. I am fucking kidding. I am not very freaky, but one time...My Girlfriend and I were laying under a blanket on the couch infront of her entire family. I fingered her until she orgasmed, good times.



Shek

im not gonna be too specific, cause im sure that most of you will be grossed out but lets just say that it involved

medical instruments

bodily fluids

a plastic bedsheet

actually it was quite fun....

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

im not gonna be too specific, cause im sure that most of you will be grossed out but lets just say that it involved

medical instruments

bodily fluids

a plastic bedsheet

actually it was quite fun....



grous US out? nigga pweez, weve sat there stairing at goatse and tubgirl, wondering what the fuck happened.

Hehe now if i said somthing like that my girlfriend would kick my ass .. she comes on her once and a while ..

-warweed12

quote:Originally posted by red germ:

what with?

LOL! That's great. Seriously.

[edit] Well it woulda been better if it included the original quote... >_<

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quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

im not gonna be too specific, cause im sure that most of you will be grossed out but lets just say that it involved

medical instruments

bodily fluids

a plastic bedsheet

actually it was quite fun....

god,fucking god i wish i could find a girl who would be up 4 that........

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

god,fucking god i wish i could find a girl who would be up 4 that........

WAit, he never said it was with a girl

sex while under a blanket in a room full of all of our very conservative friends... and they didn't think anything of it, becaues we were so quiet....

we've also almost been walked in on, and people have noticed us missing from many parties

nothing too bad. i'd be afraid of road head ,that we'd crash

quote:Originally posted by SlutPrincess:

i'd be afraid of road head ,that we'd crash

yeah i almost did. my girlfriend was doing it and i almost hit a parked car. it was TOO GOOD!!!!!

ive gotten head in the back of a van while its going, but id never try drving and getting it at the same time.

especially a stick. wtf? youd like punch her in the neck everytime u shift gears?

I'm pretty vanilla compared to most people.

With my ex roadhead was very common, he loved it. With my current guy, well I guess he just gets too nervous about it. He seems to take a lot longer to finish, and after awhile it gets VERY uncomfortable to be bent around and down in a guy's lap sucking his cock while in a moving car. I won't give up on him yet though.

Back in college me and my boyfriend got caught nearly every time we snuck out to get freaky. One night we were parked on a closed country road and we were down to our underpants in the back seat of his car, suddenly we see headlights pulling up behind us. The driver actually gets out and walks up to our car, (jerk) so i rolled off of my boyfriend and down onto the floor between the front/back seats, pulling a blanket overtop of me and my boyfriend's lap in the process, was a very good save I think... still quite embarrassing. We never had sex sex, but we did pretty much everything else outdoors because it was one of those private schools that wouldn't allow people of the opposite sex into the respective dorms.

The most scary situation, one afternoon we went for a hike in the woods, to a cave he had discovered with some friends of his. We brought a blanket with us, just in case our raging hormones took over.

When we finally FOUND the place it was difficult as fuck to get into this goddamn cave, you had to crawl down a 10ft. vertical crevic, which was just barely wide enough for a person to fit through, and that "tube" eventually opened up into a larger (absolutely pitch black) room. We got down there, undressed each other, fondled each other, I sucked him off, and then we relaxed a bit (it was pretty nice for a cave)...

30 minutes pass and we begin to hear voices... it's his goddamn friends. They're actually looking for us... we're laying in the bottom of this cave, naked... and can't move to get dressed because the slightest sound will allert them to our presence.

Finally they piss off, we hear them saying they'll look around in the woods for us. We quietly get dressed, but every now and then we hear them, so we stay put. It gets dark... we have NO flashlight, we're about 20 minutes out in the unfamiliar woods, down a hole in a fucking cave...

An experience I'm likely to never forget.

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I once woke up with a strange cute guy in my bed. He started fondling me, so, what the hell, I fucked him. Didn't know his name or where he came from exactly, but I knew he was one of the passed-out drunk guys I had stepped over the night before on my way to my bedroom. I know for a fact I went to bed alone. Gotta admire a guy with the audacity to crawl into a strange girl's bed while she's sleeping.

Ah, college days.

quote:Originally posted by JakeTakeoko:

WAit, he never said it was with a girl

I am a girl.

And i was playing with a man.... a very very sexy man.... and believe me, everything was soaked when we were done!

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Back in college me and my boyfriend got caught nearly every time we snuck out to get freaky. One night we were parked on a closed country road and we were down to our underpants in the back seat of his car, suddenly we see headlights pulling up behind us. The driver actually gets out and walks up to our car, (jerk) so i rolled off of my boyfriend and down onto the floor between the front/back seats, pulling a blanket overtop of me and my boyfriend's lap in the process, was a very good save I think... still quite embarrassing. We never had sex sex, but we did pretty much everything else outdoors because it was one of those private schools that wouldn't allow people of the opposite sex into the respective dorms.



I went to a private school with the same issues, we were out country road pulled over on a gated road to a farm field, and the farmers pulled up trying to figure out who we were. When they found out it was just a "coupla kids", there was some hootin and hollerin. Funny now. It was funny to me then too, but I didn't tell her that.

I once got a BJ in the stacks of a university library.

-Easy

I wish i could get a girl so "open"

chicks round here all seem so uptight.

and the ones who arent are tooo "open"

quote:Originally posted by MegaVolt:

I'm talking freaky....................



Wathced a former friend suck his own dick, before we beat the shit out of him for being stupid.

-The Wolf

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

empty movie theatre of the movie "the scorpion king" closing my eyes and umm doing things....

someone is going to say "you were thinking about the rock F@990+!l_0l_!" you are hilarious, stud.

"fu___CKY___ou"-Fa'ad

Empty movie theater during Lizzy Maguire... opening day... I was the ONLY one there... I got of once during previews... and then randomly later during the movie when I got bored because the movie sucked bit fat floppy donkey dick.

-The Wolf

had sex at disney world in space mountian, with people all around us. iyt was CRAZY!

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

I am a girl.

And i was playing with a man.... a very very sexy man.... and believe me, everything was soaked when we were done!



marry me

just fucking marry me rigth now....i don't fucking care if your 20st......

why can't all you girls be more like her.....

quote:Originally posted by blackcat:

had sex at disney world in space mountian, with people all around us. iyt was CRAZY!

your lieing you get straped down in space mountin unless its diffrent from the one in paris....

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

..My Girlfriend and I were laying under a blanket on the couch infront of her entire family. I fingered her until she orgasmed, good times.



Shek

Holy shit... I did the exact same thing... What movie? (Bambi)

Why do you always do that kind of thing at Disnay movies????

Something about cuteness and horniness????

On a related note, I need to stop posting stuff like this on TOTSE... my GF is on here, and she is really naive... Doesn't think I've had a previous GF...

quote:Originally posted by jay666:



marry me

just fucking marry me rigth now....i don't fucking care if your 20st......

why can't all you girls be more like her.....

coz im one of a kind baby. But if im ever in the UK, I'll stop by for some fun *wink*

had sex on a mechanical bull while in motion with my girlfrind at a biker party.

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

your lieing you get straped down in space mountin unless its diffrent from the one in paris....



it is different.

its the one in flordia, usa

Nothin to bad.....when my friend went to go take a shower my GF(now Ex-GF) let me eat her out while he was gone.... we did this 3 times....and when i told him he slugged me in the jaw while laughing and went back to drinking(We were at a friends party)

quote:Originally posted by ATypiCalStuDenT:

coz im one of a kind baby. But if im ever in the UK, I'll stop by for some fun *wink*

dude please.............

<<<<masterbaits till the skin comes off..................

quote:Originally posted by jay666:

dude please.............

<<<<masterbaits till the skin comes off..................

too much of that will make you go blind you know..... come to my house in australia then

i jacked off on a school bus, classic.

I pissed on the window of a McDonalds once because they wouldn't let me in to use the bathroom. It was after hours, and I was trashed, of course. Not really freaky but the girl who was mopping the floor looked kind'a freaked.



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Well, the time I fucked a dwarf with progeria in front of her husband springs to mind.

And this was at a Mensa convention. You know, where the eggheads go to get laid.

you are gay

A typical Student....

PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIVE IN PERTH...please

lol j/k

Need to find where all these horomonal girls go in my university. hmmm....

quote:Originally posted by anemic slug:

A typical Student....

PLEASE TELL ME YOU LIVE IN PERTH...please

lol j/k

LOL

im an east coast girl... near sydney

I know I posted one before but I have a later one (the other night!) which was freakier!

Me and a chick were fucking in a friend's bathroom one night during a little get together...Then my best mate came in and decided he needed a shit!

He sat and had a shit and we kept fucking.

He finished up and opened a window then walked out like nothing was happening.

Me and the broad finished up and went out like nothing had happened.

Was kinda weird looking at my buddy the next morning when the alcohol had lost it's touch!

P.S: Anyone has a go at me for bumping or whatever...FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!

^^^^^^^^^ my mate was fuckin this girl on time and we were all downstairs anyway this girl with us reveleved a eigth so i went upstairs to fecth my maes bong which he said was in his room...any way i walked in my mates ponudin this gurl from behind...i just igore them and look for the bong even getin em to move so i copuld a the side of the bed for it then i just left kinda funny the girl still can't look me in the eye......