Yeah so I'm shopping at the local Walden's Books, looking for some more copies of the Anarchist's Cookbook because I am a TrU H4X0R!!11, and I bring up my book to pay for it.

The cashier is the hottest H4X0R!! babe I've ever seen, and being in 7th grade and all, I spring a hard one.

So I act all 1337 and all and put some chalk white make-up on to match my green hair and baggy black jeans.

So I'm like, "Yeah, so my mom's about to pick me up soon, you wanna come back to my place?"

And the cashier starts laughing her ass off! She calls over some of the employees over and she's like...

"This kid wants to ask me out!"

And everyone makes a big deal out of it and laughs at me, the TrU 0r1g1I\Ia1 H4X0R and finally, I pay for my book and walk hastily out of the store to cry for about 10 minutes.

Then my mom picks me up in her Dodge Caravan, and I go home and now I'm here and I'm going to H4X0R HER!!!!1111

http://tyu.ca/banana.gif (http://tyu.ca/banana.gif)

quote:Originally posted by 0r1g1I\Ia1 h4x0r!!111:



So I act all 1337 and all and put some chalk white make-up on to match my green hair and baggy black jeans.

So I'm like, "Yeah, so my mom's about to pick me up soon, you wanna come back to my place?"

And the cashier starts laughing her ass off! She calls over some of the employees over and she's like...



Thats hilarious!!

first time i saw his name i knew something fishy was going on... this is way too funny.

What the fuk...is your name Beavis?? Or Butthead? No one comes off like that and actually ends up taking someone home. You need to get a clue bro. hahhahhahahahh

quote:Originally posted by LwaysTired:

What the fuk...is your name Beavis?? Or Butthead? No one comes off like that and actually ends up taking someone home. You need to get a clue bro. hahhahhahahahh

I thought it was funny...

...Because I got it

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

I thought it was funny...

...Because I got it

I "got" it. But it still was more like a Beavis and Butthead episode.

Dude you aren't at hacker, hackers don't talk like that. At best you are a script kiddie, and a stupid one at that.

oh shut up....its just a joke....and a fucking funny one at that.

quote:Originally posted by Cloaked Dagger:

Dude you aren't at hacker, hackers don't talk like that. At best you are a script kiddie, and a stupid one at that.

God, how thick are some people? Honestly. If somebody named Sarcasm kicked you in the face you probably wouldn't know.



Shek

Sure, sarcasm is a high form of comedy, but I've read so many of these troll posts, and they're all basically the same. It's getting old. And yeah, it does sound like a Beavis and Butthead knockoff.

Hack!

(btw, "hack writer" means one who is only capable of boring formulaic prose. No relation to the computer term.)

hahahaha 7th graders are sooooo funny

Why the hell isnt this closed already?Hes just a gay fuck from Bombshock or something.

why dont u get a shirt that says that then.. yyour one of those people without n e friends... im gonna help you cause i feel like being nice

why dont you try killing yourself

LAMER!!

i vote you try killing yourself

How the hell does it sound like a beavis and butthead knock off, did you even watch the goddamn show?

Dawid14, STFukUp!! heheh ehehehh hehe heheeheh yeah...heheheh...STFukUp



Dude, you said fuk up. huhuhuu huhh uhuhuhu uhhuh......

dude...referring to yourself as the TrU 0r1g1I\Ia1 H4X0R doesn't do much for your chick pullng chances!!!

whatever happened to the days of people calling themselves crackers or (wrongly) hackers?...all this shit about H4XORS is just another stupid kiddy thing.

and telling a woman that your mum is coming to pick you up and subsequently inviting her back to your gaff is just a stupid thing to do...you desereved the humiliation...it's another lesson learned!

and please...for the love of god...stop calling yourself the TrU 0r1g1I\Ia1 H4X0R...it just sounds fucking childish and lame!

yeah isnt that a bitch to type Or12g1n@l |-|@x)))r in everytime to login to totse??? go home on your 386 l33tr.

Lighten the hell up, people. It was a joke, and it was pretty hilarious.

quote:Originally posted by Daithai:

Why the hell isnt this closed already?Hes just a gay fuck from Bombshock or something.

Don't you mean "ghey 4uck"?

quote:Originally posted by 0r1g1I\Ia1 h4x0r!!111:

Yeah so I'm shopping at the local Walden's Books, looking for some more copies of the Anarchist's Cookbook because I am a TrU H4X0R!!11, and I bring up my book to pay for it.

The cashier is the hottest H4X0R!! babe I've ever seen, and being in 7th grade and all, I spring a hard one.

So I act all 1337 and all and put some chalk white make-up on to match my green hair and baggy black jeans.

So I'm like, "Yeah, so my mom's about to pick me up soon, you wanna come back to my place?"

And the cashier starts laughing her ass off! She calls over some of the employees over and she's like...

"This kid wants to ask me out!"

And everyone makes a big deal out of it and laughs at me, the TrU 0r1g1I\Ia1 H4X0R and finally, I pay for my book and walk hastily out of the store to cry for about 10 minutes.

Then my mom picks me up in her Dodge Caravan, and I go home and now I'm here and I'm going to H4X0R HER!!!!1111



Your soooo cool I wanna be you!

ok any lame fucker who types like "1337, TrU" is about 11 years old, its lame as shit and stupid as fuck