Ok, I'll get straight to the point:

I need to buy condoms for the first time. No, not my first time having sex but the first time I'm buying condoms. Is it natural to be nervous? Does the cashier ever give you a funny look or anything, especially if you're real young?



Shek

well if you're "real young" why are you having sex... but good on you for at least buying condoms this time *shrug*

Yeah, the cashier will probably look at you funny if you're young. That's life.

Just act like you know what you're doing, as if you've done it a billion times before... pretend in your mind that you're buying a bag of chips, that should set you at ease enough so that you don't give off any n00b vibes to the cashier.

Heh, I actually remember one time when I was 16, my mum sent me to the store for some KY Jelly... because her pygmy goat was due to give birth within the next few days and you gotta have lube on hand for that type of thing I guess... that was fairly embarrassing, a young guy was on the register too. I think the mistake I made was sort of hiding the KY, and then rushing through the register in a big hurry to get out of there... I might have even muttered something like "its not for me" I can't be too sure. If I had remained more calm I could've played it a LOT cooler.

Planned parenthood is where I go for birth control, and I was a bit freaked out at first because if my family found out OoOoh shit.

Anyway, I'd really recommend you look into finding one in your area. They follow a VERY strict privacy policy, and if they ever need to contact you to confirm appointments etc. they use a codename that you pick out. They understand how people can feel, so they make it as private and comfortable as possible. You hafta have a little "chat" with a Doc before they hand out the goodies, but they're very professional and easy to talk to, and I'm painfully shy so that gives you a good idea of how easy it is. ALSO condoms are fucking expensive! Planned parenthood give you a BAG full, at least 50-60 condoms (I think Durex was the brand, so they weren't cheap shite) That is saving some serious cash.

If you're going to buy them anyway, try Inspirals sometime, quite nice.

If your girly is the one pressuring you into having sex with her then tell her she can be the one to go get the essentials? Fair is fair, if she wants your sweet love salami then she'll have to put some work in. Also, why not ask her to get on the pill, much less risk there (condoms break) and much more pleasurable.



[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 08-22-2003).]

don't buy them. get them at planned parent hood. Maybe even school.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

well if you're "real young" why are you having sex... but good on you for at least buying condoms this time *shrug*

No no, don't get me wrong. I've always used one, I just have to buy them for the first time. It probably isn't intelligent for me to be having sex at my age(surely isn't). But it's more of the girl pressuring me into it. Ironic...



Shek

quote:Originally posted by YamahaCal:

don't buy them. get them at planned parent hood. Maybe even school.

Oh dear God. If anybody(I know) found out I was having sex at my age, my girlfriend and I would never hear the end of it. Those two won't work.



Shek

First thing I thought to myself was how were you getting your rubbers before this? You have a magical Trojan producing tree in your basement or does your parter buy them for you...awww...jeeeeez... I had you figured out all wrong... Thought you were some 20 year old college dude or something, but.....

anyways yea, there's always a first time so don't worry this ain;t gonna turn into a flame war... Depending on where you stay, the legal age of consent for you may vary....check www.ageofconsent.com (http://www.ageofconsent.com) to verify the laws in your state/country.

ok then. Legal. Then go down to your local convenience store or some place small that you always buy your cigs or drinks at. They'll probly know you, so they won't think twice about it...Don't forget, pay in cash if you're nervous and don't stammer os stutter else they'll think you're some underage peice of shit.... Be confident and casual at the same time, you know what you want, tell the cashier(in my place the Trojans are next to the cigs at the back of the counter) what you want...pay for it, and walk out of the store...

Or you could always go go Walmart or any drugstore...cos' they have a better variety to choose from and you can buy lubrucants and stuff if you need them..Plus you can buy in bulk..hehehe....2 dozen at a time...

Anyways, just make sure you have the law on your side, and you know your rights, cos' that was what I was afraid of when I started doing stuff when I was younger...Not the fact that I didn't 'ave the balls to do it

anyways, if this is too hard for you to understand, then drop me a mail or something..nahhhhhhh..I doubt it....You think buying condoms is hard, try convincing your virgin girlfriend to do it...

Cheers

Are you like 12 or something?

Any older than that and its not really terribly shocking anymore... or maybe I just grew up in a really fucked up area.

Goddamn it!!!!!

In writing my last post, which turned out more like a fucking -How to do file- that oldpervert regularly spews out nowadays, I thought I'd be the first one to provide you this essential peice of advice...Thus receiving great praise and honour...

ahh...who am I kidding...I see totse never sleeps..and the people that post on S&A are knowledgeable indeed cos they've posted the exact same shit I just did...

Anyways, good luck, confident, and pay cash.

Cheers

Don Corleone:

My girlfriend and I are not virgins, we both lost it to eachother(not too long ago). Without checking that website, I do believe there is NO law that can prevent any age from buying condoms, that would be stupid as hell.

I don't have a store where I buy 'cigs and drinks', I'm barely into my teen years. I will never smoke anyways that is dumb as hell, yes of course I'll drink(since I already do).



I think it is a great idea to buy them in bulk though, I am a nervous little shit.



Shek

quote:Originally posted by jack's missing mind:

Are you like 12 or something?

Any older than that and its not really terribly shocking anymore... or maybe I just grew up in a really fucked up area.

I live in more of a goodie goodie rich area, sex at my age is more of considered ridculous[sp]. Damn parents, making me live in a good town, feeding me, and letting me live in a nice, safe house. Damn them.



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

I live in more of a goodie goodie rich area, sex at my age is more of considered ridculous[sp]. Damn parents, making me live in a good town, feeding me, and letting me live in a nice, safe house. Damn them.



Shek

Do you live in Auhwatukee or something?

Maryvale's a piece of shit, so you damn sure don't live in my part of town.

I live in Moon Valley, in a real nice part of the area.



Shek

Figures.

You rich white people get all the chicks.

haha... She's great...



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

haha... She's great...



Shek

Great enough to give you mono.

true that, mono is supposed to knock you on your ass I thought?

Hey man...makes sense to me..Same with cigarettes and liquor, right?... Although I see what you mean...

I come from a country where a seven year old can buy cigs while giving the excuse that his dad's waiting in the car... As long as you have the balls to do it, there's no problem....

Just thinking that US and Canada might be different, and I'm assuming that you're from thereabouts...GOdknows what with all the bullshit laws around here, you need to wait 20 months before you can even drive where I stay now, I wouldn't be surprised if they ID'ed you if you wanted to buy some rubbers...

Cheers

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

true that, mono is supposed to knock you on your ass I thought?

Meh, nothing keeps me down. The only way we got into this situation is because we resorted to doing 'other' things than kissing.

It's been great, we still kiss though. My body is hardly effected by the Mono, I take pretty good care of myself.



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

Great enough to give you mono.



Great enough to give up one of the few things you can never get back to me.

Yeah, shut up

Shek

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Great enough to give up one of the few things you can never get back to me.

Shek

heh, like a venereal disease?

j/k dude :P

No, like her virginity.



Shek

Oh yea by the way, I never implicated that I thought you or your girlfriend were virgins. Cos' in your first post you already said that it wasn't your first time having sex, just first time buying condoms..

The question of how you obtained your condoms in the past has yet to be answered but who am I to pry?

Anyways, if you need any recommendations, I go for Trojan Spermicidal Lubricants, the blue ones... Durex's are also good, they sell a 24 pack here for about C$15. Lifestyles are so-so, never torn for me but I've heard stories. quite cheap too, 15 for C$7/8.

Anyways, that's just what I go for...post back on how the whole thing went....

Cheers

Don:

I first got some from a friend a while back, just held onto them knowing they would eventually come into play.

Speaking of types, will they all fit me? I'm like 7 1/2. Is investing in a 'her pleasure' one really worth it? I want to be quick about my decision so I don't throw up any red flags.



Shek

Oh shit I keep posting so much shit like I got nothing better to do...I keep forgetting... The rules, no no, guidelines are to be confident, know what you want, casual, pay cash to make the whole thing faster, and if you were like me, buy something else like a pack of gum or some groceries for your house or a magazine or something...

Makes it seem like you're not in there just for the condoms...You just picked it up on your way, not like you had the whole thign planned out from the night before or anything....you had anything else better to do anyways....

yea...Good luck again

Cheers



[This message has been edited by Don Corleone (edited 08-22-2003).]

Your thickness is the thing you really need to worry about, you're probably already aware that a too-tight condom is NOT nice. Since this is your first time buying you could just get 3 different kinds of the smaller 3packs. That way if one of em just doesn't do the trick you can try a different brand and not miss out on the pootang.

If you're thick, try Trojan Magnums. Also, like I said, the Inspirals were comfy for my guy, he's about 8 long and thicker than most. They also felt better for me compared to regular ones, I think they have some sort of texture or contour in the latex, can't recall, but they were a favorite.

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 08-22-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Your thickness is the thing you really need to worry about, you're probably already aware that a too-tight condom is NOT nice. Since this is your first time buying you could just get 3 different kinds of the smaller 3packs. That way if one of em just doesn't do the trick you can try a different brand and not miss out on the pootang.

If you're thick, try Trojan Magnums. Also, like I said, the Inspirals were comfy for my guy, he's about 8 long and thicker than most. They also felt better for me compared to regular ones, I think they have some sort of texture or contour in the latex, can't recall, but they were a favorite.

Aside from that, yes I am pretty thick(comparing myself to porn stars, which is never reliable).

What would you have prefered from a girls point of veiw on your first/second/third times having sex? anything in paticular?



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Don:

I first got some from a friend a while back, just held onto them knowing they would eventually come into play.

Speaking of types, will they all fit me? I'm like 7 1/2. Is investing in a 'her pleasure' one really worth it? I want to be quick about my decision so I don't throw up any red flags.



Shek

Well it depends actually, if this your first few times (2-5 maybe) I wouldn't think it would really matter cos' she's still getting used to the whole thing..{Your cock being in her I mean}

anyways, for safety, go for Trojans cos they claim they test their condoms one by one.... SOunds pretty safe to me, but I guess I wouldn't really know unless I'm actually working there..seems like a shitload of work to go just to manufactor just one condom but I guess that gets passed down to the consumer.

My gf likes Lifestyle cos' they're transparent and plus they have no/little smell or taste... She bought a 15 pack of LS's Ultra-Sensitive and she said she prefered that over Trojans... But I'm more for safety then pleasure... Plus she was a virgin and I don't think she's really experienced all the different varieties to make an educated choice.

ALso, try not to go for the free ones you get at Planned Parenthood, cos they;re prolly old and past their EXP date, and they're free and I usually don't trust free shit with a thing as important as my girlfriend's and my future.

Oh yea, and one more thing, if your gf is one of those types, be careful not to let her put the condom on for you, or handle it too much. One, she might accidentally tear it cos of her fingernails, or Two and more importantly, all she needs is a needle poke right through the centre, you wouldn't even see it and who knows what could happen....

Call it paranoia, but it has happened to a friend of mine, I kid you not...This way you won't 'ave a very easy time getting rid of her if she, against all odds, does indeed get pregn.....

Anyways, yea.Trojans cos their research is good and they sound like they know their shit.. Durex is good too but it's Trojans for me...personal preference I guess

as for sizes, Im sure they can accomodate 7 1/2" so don;t worry....don;t forget to lube when necessary.

Also, this might help you...

http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/index.asp

Cheers

heh, if you can compare yourself to a porn star and not be left feeling like absolute shit then that tells you'll give her plenty of pleasure regardless of what kind of condom you use. :P

Me personally, nah I didn't have much of a preference, it all feels good. Unfortunately its the guy who loses out on sensation when using condoms, the girl isn't effected quite as much.

Well actually the first time she put the condom on for me. It was small and annoying, so I need a good sized one. I think I am just going to get this over with.

Would you rather buy like a ton and be embaressed and get it over with or just buy a few descreitly[sp]? Pretend you're just into your teen years...



Shek

Oh yea, I remember using them once.. Bought a 3 pack of them some time ago...

http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/trojanselector/images/packages/MagnumLube.125x104.gif (http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/trojanselector/images/packages/MagnumLube.125x104.gif)

Magnum^

But I prefer Extra Strength over those...

http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/trojanselector/images/packages/ExtraLube.125x101.gif (http://www.trojancondoms.com/product_info/trojanselector/images/packages/ExtraLube.125x101.gif)

A question for the ladies, ribbed or not ribbed, ultra fit, or not, pleasure mesh or not, those green ones by Trojans that are designed with a "special twist" does any of it really make any difference??? The only difference I would notice, was if it was me, was if it was properly lubricated or not....er,in my opinion I mean...

Cheers

I think I'm just going to get the safest one. At my age we definately need to take safety over pleasure.



Shek

since you're a rich buggar I say go for broke and buy a bunch of different kinds and sizes, (better to get it all over with at once rather than going back every few days to buy something different) and then before (like hours, days) she comes over to screw, get yourself hard and try them on... no harm eh. That way you know for sure what fits, and you can have a look at the different bumps and ribs and swirls available and decide if you wanna try out any of that stuff.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Well actually the first time she put the condom on for me. It was small and annoying, so I need a good sized one. I think I am just going to get this over with.

Would you rather buy like a ton and be embaressed and get it over with or just buy a few descreitly[sp]? Pretend you're just into your teen years...



Shek



Welllll...If i was you and I had yet to get my whole 'act' together, I would prolly go for the buy the 3pack at a time thing, cos I'd be really screwed if I bought a shitload of a variety, only to find that I didn;t like it, or that it didn't have enough lube, or you were allergic to the latex or whatever...

PLUS...you can get the experience... I;m now on a first name basis with my convenience store clerk and the convience store dude who works in my college.....PLUS, I may even be able to get that job, he told me they're firing everyone after the summer, so I'm gonna apply...

But yea, IF you know what you want, what feels good on you, then go for buying ONE 14 or a 24 pack one.... Not too many though, cos the ppl. at the cashier will prolly think you're planning some kind of wild animal sex orgy and follow you back to your place in their car in hopes of getting some action... On arrival at your place, he will find that its just you and your girlfriend, and in his state of anger, will proceed to murder you, your girl, your family, her family, and your neighour's dog....

Uhh..sorry, getting carried away... But yea...as long as you do it the first time, and see how easy it goes, you won't be that much insecure about doing it the second or third time... IF you;re really scared of something happening, then change the places you buy them from, and since I remember you saying something about everyone will freak out if they only knew you both were having sex, if I were you I would rip the box open after buying the condoms, throw it away, and shove 'em in your pocket or something..

It looks less obvious.... The cardboard is kinda 'revealing' I would say...

Woot...2 pages in an hour..This thread is looking like a FAQ for first time condom buyers. Hope I'm doing good... Does any of this advice make any sense to you Shek???

Anyways,Cheers, and keep the questions coming

Yeah, something like this should archived.

All of this advice has given me some confidence and direction. I only live around a Circle K. That's the only thing in walking distance, I'm not sure of the selection they would have there.

I'm not sure if going somewhere else and buying them where I could perhaps be caught by my parents isn't a good idea.



Shek

i think that it's probably easiest to just go to a convenient store, buy a 3 pack, and leave then it is to buy a 24 pack. either way, not too many people will give you funny looks. if you're that worried about it, planned parenthood is a GREAT idea. all that her pleasure stuff is shit. go for the regular ones, maybe magnums if you need em. buying in bulk is cheaper though.

come to think of it, this thread is just SCREAMING archive. actually it's chanting it. can you hear it?

ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE ARCHIVE

Oh yea mods...It'd be nice to see something that I know I posted in get archieved,,,Something to tell the grandchildren in the future, when they won't need condoms and robots will prolly invent something to make people all lose sex drives or soemthing

You may think you're thick, but can you beat 2.5" wide?

Aight, as if you cared, I'm going to go buy some right now. I hope this goes well :rollseyes:



Shek

Buy a bunch of three packs and try one of each on at home so you know what fits? What good is that?

Buy a bunch of three packs and let her try them on you. That's fun.

I bought 9 spermicidial LifeStyles.

It was fun, I felt kind of embaressed though. The cashier just had to say something..."Well this ought to be enough fun for tonight". Oh well at least she had a sense of humor.



Shek

Why are guys afraid to buy condoms? its not hard to do even in its your first time. Just go to the condom section and pick out the ones u want and take em to the front to pay for em, if the cashier looks at u funny just smile and say "yea thats right im gettin me some pussy!" Sometimes they laugh their asses off and sometimes they turn all red for some reason.

Just how old are you anyway, buddy?

EDIT: Becuse I'm curious, seeing as how you looked ugly as sin in your pic, I'm wondering how a guy that's barely a teenager gets a girl like you've got.

I want one for myself, you see.

[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-22-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

Just how old are you anyway, buddy?

EDIT: Becuse I'm curious, seeing as how you looked ugly as sin in your pic, I'm wondering how a guy that's barely a teenager gets a girl like you've got.

I want one for myself, you see.

[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-22-2003).]

I think I can answer that for Shek: He has a huge dong!

But yes, I too am curious about your age.

quote:Originally posted by NunLuver:

I think I can answer that for Shek: He has a huge dong!

But yes, I too am curious about your age.

No he doesn't. I'm calling bullshit on that one.

'7 1/2",' my ass. He's only like 13. You know why he's not posting replies at this hour? Because the kid's got a fucking bedtime, he's so young. When I was 13, I was lucky if I was more than 3". I'm sure it was the same way with most guys, though there may be slight fluctuations for each guy. There's no 13 year old with a 7.5" dick.

Hell, I'm 17, and only now am I reaching that highlight. I'm rocking a respectable 7.5"x2.5" There's no 13 year old 'comparing himself to porn stars' and thinking he's 'pretty thick.' Shek's just bullshitting.



[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-22-2003).]

7.5 inches? A little more than respectable I'd say.

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I've had a 6" dick since I was about 12 and I am now 14 with little signs of growth, do you think it will get bigger?

hamster

quote:Originally posted by hung like a hamster:

I've had a 6" dick since I was about 12 and I am now 14 with little signs of growth, do you think it will get bigger?

hamster

Probably. You're only 14, after all. You've got a lot of growing to do.

Would you want it to be any bigger? not really.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

7.5 inches? A little more than respectable I'd say.

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quote:Originally posted by hung like a hamster:

I've had a 6" dick since I was about 12 and I am now 14 with little signs of growth, do you think it will get bigger?

hamster

What the hell kind of hamsters do you have where you live dude?

C'mon guys....I can see this thread's heading towards a flame-filled-thread kinda scenario, so let's not go there aight... It's been a pretty good thread so far so let's just leave it at that and unless you 'ave no positive critisism to give out, don't post anything.... Let's at least keep S&A, my personal fave forum retard-post free aight...

Although I'm not saying that 7 1/2" is kinda big for a 13 year old, if I recall properly, he hasn't mentioned how old he is yet.... 7 1/2" at any age is always impressive, but there's nothing to gain from impressing people you meet on a BBS. It's his loss.

Everyone has their first time, and I'm sure when you first had to get a pack of condoms you were nervous/hesitant for a while, no....

I sure as hell was, and at least at this young an age(???), he realises the importance of safe sex... We can all learn something from this thread, and that's all I have to say... If I come off sounding like a bloody jackass telling you all what to do, then I can't say anthing more...

I'm just saying that I've seen many a good thread turn bad from critisism like this, and when Shek comes back to post I hope he won't get offended and start flaming dudes.

Cheers

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

'7 1/2",' my ass. He's only like 13. You know why he's not posting replies at this hour? Because the kid's got a fucking bedtime, he's so young. When I was 13, I was lucky if I was more than 3".

haha, I'm a little older than 13, yes I wasn't posting at this time because I was asleep? You know why dipshit? Because if you read anything at all you would know I HAVE MONO.

Your dick was like 3" when you were 13? I am damn sorry about that man.



Shek

[This message has been edited by Prince Charming (edited 08-22-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by 80proofgatorade:

What the hell kind of hamsters do you have where you live dude?

Haha thats wicked sorry but im quite bored and thats amusing me.

On another note if you go to burger king or something you can put those little metal things(coins if you've heard of them) into a slot press a button and out pops 2-3 johnnys.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

haha, I'm a little older than 13, yes I wasn't posting at this time because I was asleep? You know why dipshit? Because if you read anything at all you would know I HAVE MONO.

And here I thought you said that 'nothing keeps me down,' and that the mono didn't affect you.

quote:Your dick was like 3" when you were 13? I am damn sorry about that man.

Don't be. It's not anymore.

How much is a 'little older' than 13, exactly?

Well, I'd still like my question answered please, even though it is a little off topic.

quote:Originally posted by hung like a hamster:

Well, I'd still like my question answered please, even though it is a little off topic.

The answer is: yeah, it probably will.

My age doesn't matter, all that will do is change your outlook on my posts. I don't want to be viewed as "some dumb xx year old".

Fuck that, this question has nothing to do with age.

Kikey_Kikeowitz: As I/you said, no nothing keeps me down long. But staying healthy is part of the reason while nothing really keeps me down. In order to stay healthy in my state of sickness I need a fair amount of sleep. Thanks for your insult though, it added on to the value of the topic.



Shek



[This message has been edited by Prince Charming (edited 08-23-2003).]

I already view your posts with the outlook that you're 13, 14 tops. Do us all a favor and just reveal your age.

But that would just spoil all the fun.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

But that would just spoil all the fun.



Bah.

Very well. From now on, we'll all just assume that Shek's 14. Seems about right to me. Anything older and I doubt anyone would be shocked that he and his girlfriend are sexually active.

I'd still like to know where he got such a private slut of a girlfriend, and where I can get one for myself.