My cousin is hot,she is 25 and I SWEAR TO GOD she looks 15,infact she got mistaken for that age and couldn't buy liquor.When she came over last time we watched vampire hunter d all night,and when the nude scenes came on I think she finnaly realized I'm a regular high school baddass.And SHE made the request of coming to see me, her "favorite cousin"....You think she has somthing for me,should I make a move?Even pros need help somtimes, As I always say if your cousins hot you should be alowed to fuck her.

You're leaving out a lot of important information. We need your age, what # cousin, how often you see her.



Shek

I'm 16,Shes my 2 or 3 cousin,I'm italian and there they say you can mary your 2 cousin.

be very careful here. you might be misreading signals. she's not a highschool chick, she's an adult. they work differently. you could get yourself into a VERY sticky situation here. i would say that it'd be best not to make a move unless you KNOW exactly what she wants.

^^Deal....or as we say here capishe.

LOL, I don't think watching Vampire Hunter D would indicate to anyone that you're a Badass.

I have a feeling you definately are misreading signals.

Is this the new thing on TOTSE? Cousin relationships? eh..

Oh well, the funny thing is that I've got a cousin in Israel who's 24 I think, and she looks about 16 too.. and she is also INCREDIBLY HOT!!! That doesn't help you but oh well.

...And yeah, I'd seriously doubt that she wants you to make a move.. but we need more information, it's kind of hard to say....

*Satatik makes a move on his cousin*

"Eww, you pervert what the hell are you doing?"

"Uhh.."

Yeah, that'd suck, wouldn't it

Odds are drastically in favor of her letting you down easy and you no longer being her favorite cousin. Don't do anything. She's old enough to know that if she's flirting and you're not going after her, she needs to be more obvious. If she really wants something sexual from you, she'll do that.

I don't mean to insult you in the least, however... consider this. If she's as hot as you say she is, she's not going to go for a 16 year old. I'm only 21 and NOT "hot" and I'd have to be OUTRAGEOUSLY desperate to develop a romantic interest in a guy that was even slightly younger than I. You'll find that to be the norm.

Girls start looking for older men when they hit 12, and the only girls I ever knew who would even consider dating younger men were fuckin' out-of-their-tree stark-raving insane.

She's being lovely to you because you're her favorite cousin, that is really sweet, but don't let your dick do the thinking because it seems to be leading you astray. You risk messing up a good family relationship by embarrassing yourself.

Again, I'm sure you're great (mMMmM Italian boys, yum!) but reality is harsh, aim for someone a little younger and not in your family tree.

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So's mine, shit, she's like 21, and actually quite popular in Hong Kong, she plays in a soap. Of course, i've never met her, i've only seen her on TV.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Odds are drastically in favor of her letting you down easy and you no longer being her favorite cousin. Don't do anything. She's old enough to know that if she's flirting and you're not going after her, she needs to be more obvious. If she really wants something sexual from you, she'll do that.

For the love of god, listen to McBang.

Deal I'll do what you say.I'll wait.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:



Again, I'm sure you're great (mMMmM Italian boys, yum!) .]

WOW! UR HOT! I NOW FEEL GOOD HOT GIRLS LIKE ITALIAN BOYS.

NOT WHEN THEY TYPE ALL IN CAPS

EDIT: WITH TYPOS



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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

and the only girls I ever knew who would even consider dating younger men were fuckin' out-of-their-tree stark-raving insane.



Not true, My girlfriend is 2 years older than I, i'm of Irish decent, and she's a hot brazillian/portuguese decent. Big boobs, round ass, good mental health - hooray for me.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

I don't mean to insult you in the least, however... consider this. If she's as hot as you say she is, she's not going to go for a 16 year old. I'm only 21 and NOT "hot" and I'd have to be OUTRAGEOUSLY desperate to develop a romantic interest in a guy that was even slightly younger than I. You'll find that to be the norm.

Girls start looking for older men when they hit 12, and the only girls I ever knew who would even consider dating younger men were fuckin' out-of-their-tree stark-raving insane.



It is a little unusual, but you're being a little hard on women who like younger guys, don't ya think? If she is like 30, and going out guys 18-16, that may be a little immature in a nice fun way, but it's not insane. Don't stereo type those that are not like you. Maybe they are looking for something different in a relationship than you are.

-Easy

quote:Originally posted by Satatik:

they say you can mary your 2 cousin.

yah and have fucked up kids

^^ So True,Sadly.

I wouldnt fuck a relative 2nd,3rd,4th,5th or what ever once I knew she was far away from being related to me.

quote:Originally posted by Satatik:

^^Deal....or as we say here capishe.

capice.

Just be her friend! Don't even bother thinking about her like that. I'd give up all of my money, internet access "lol", and 1 and 1/2 of my balls to have a close friend like that!

My oldest cousin was hit by a car and killed. Just be her friend for eternity's sake.

Ok I will, and its spelled capice?You sure?If so I guess thats what not practicing and living in america does to you.

quote:Originally posted by Satatik:

Ok I will, and its spelled capice?You sure?If so I guess thats what not practicing and living in america does to you.

I'm pretty sure.

But what do I know? I'm a Danish Jew.

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Is this the new thing on TOTSE? Cousin relationships? eh..

Oh well, the funny thing is that I've got a cousin in Israel who's 24 I think, and she looks about 16 too.. and she is also INCREDIBLY HOT!!! That doesn't help you but oh well.

...And yeah, I'd seriously doubt that she wants you to make a move.. but we need more information, it's kind of hard to say....

*Satatik makes a move on his cousin*

"Eww, you pervert what the hell are you doing?"

"Uhh.."

Yeah, that'd suck, wouldn't it

if your cousin is from israel, how tha fuk can she be hot? shes jewish! well your probably a dirty smelly jew that tries to haggle down their taxes. FUCK YOU JEW! ARARARARARARARA

and i thought he was gone. well lets thank our lucky stars he's still here. [/sarcasm]

dude...that's part of your family...second third or whatever cousin...i know it's legal and all but DAMN that's just wrong!

i don't care if my cousin's wife or daughter or whoever is good looking or not...it's just wrong!

Still I'm from italy, we see things differently I guess, reproduction is a higher priority I guess.

show us a picture of her.. ill fuck her for you... its always fun

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I'm pretty sure.

But what do I know? I'm a Danish Jew.





Haha Danish Jew sounds like a donut, hahaha. Sorry bro, I didn't mean to insult you. Anyways, just be all friends and stuff, or soemthing....

yea...lucky me...i dont have any hot relatives....but i did almost go out with my best freinds sister....that woulda been awkward...REALLY awkward

Odds are that you're misreading things. On the off chance that you're not, be slow and subtle. If she is intrested she's probably doin the same thing, leading to your confusion.

quote:Originally posted by Satatik:

My cousin is hot,she is 25 and I SWEAR TO GOD she looks 15,infact she got mistaken for that age and couldn't buy liquor.When she came over last time we watched vampire hunter d all night,and when the nude scenes came on I think she finnaly realized I'm a regular high school baddass.And SHE made the request of coming to see me, her "favorite cousin"....You think she has somthing for me,should I make a move?Even pros need help somtimes, As I always say if your cousins hot you should be alowed to fuck her.



Hey loser... watchinv vampire hunter d doesn't make you cool... it just makes you a wanna be anime junky.

Hmm, although this is actually a side-note to the post, it's been proven through genetics and simple math that you'd have to marry your sister and then you're children would have to marry siblings and so on and so on for 7 generations for any birth defects to pop up resulting from inbreeding. You're much more likely to get birth defects from enviromental factors nowadays. Also, if you recall the time period when most incest laws were originally codified ie: Babylon under Hammurabi, you'll remember that villages are small and isolated, if you allow incest it suddenly becomes easier (and cheaper because of dowries) to just marry within the tribal/family unit. Basically the incest laws existed so that people wouldn't get too comfy with the idea and make that the way of life.

Where the hell did you get that figure? Let me break it down for you (I know a bit about genetics)

Let's assume that your dad has a recesive gene for Hutchenson's (first nasty recesive single gene disease I could think of). Now that would mean that you have a 50% chance of getting that recesive gene. Wether or not you have it, you remain healthy because there your mother does not carry it. This applies to your sister too.

Now if you and your sister have a kid, that kid stands a 25% chance of inheriting that gene from you, and a 25% chance from your sister. That means there is a 43.75% chance of becoming a carier (one gene) a 6.25% chance of getting the disease (gene from each) and a 50% chance of not having it at all.

Now there are lots of types of defective genes out there, thousands of known genetic diseases. Odds are that you carry the genes for several of them. With each defective gene (or genes for multi-gene diseases) you multiply that figure (actualy you multiply the chance of not catching it, but that's not the point).

Point is that the odds get worse the more blood you have in common. With first cousins the odds of getting a genetic disease that way (single gene calculations are much easier) are 75% of not having the gene, 23.4375% of being a carrier, and 1.5625% for having the disease.

Anyone intrested in the math, let me know.

aight, i'll agree with the statement said about "watching vampire hunter d don't make you a badass" or whatever... never heard/seen it, but anywho. i'll say this 'cause i'm in a similar predictament, but i know how to cope with it. see, i have a VERY VERY VERY large family. the kind that repopulates like bunnies. on my dad's side, there is german. on my mom's side, there is irish. in the middle, there is everything else. we're literally the mutts of the world. but anyway, a large chunk of my family is female, 'cause usually the children are girls, or are born in a boy-girl-girl trend. and, obviously, a lot of the girls are beyond hott. my tip of advice to you is, seeing as italian religion allows internal marriage after second cousins to occur, make sure you're reading the signs properly. take the person out on a couple casual dates (or in this case, a friendly get together), see what happens. i, personally, understand girls moreso than most guys 'cause i was raised by my mother and 4 sisters (parents divorced before i was born). i ain't sayin' just date your cousins, 'cause that'll seem freakish to lady-friends of yours outside of family. go on lots of casual dates, decide what you want out of a girl, and go for girls who are like that

Shalakai

shit... itialians are weird...

quote:Originally posted by Satatik:

I'm 16,Shes my 2 or 3 cousin,I'm italian and there they say you can mary your 2 cousin.

So, is she actually blood related?

No Not Direct blood, but blood.