I've heard some pretty funny terms for a dick, I want you all to tell me a few. Don't write down them all or else no one else will have any to say. For a starter:

Tallywacker

Fred. no? ok

trouser snake

My personal:

'The General'



Shek

quote:Originally posted by hung like a hamster:

I've heard some pretty funny terms for a dick, I want you all to tell me a few. Don't write down them all or else no one else will have any to say. For a starter:

Tallywacker

dilznick

shlong

and i named mine lil J

Ding-dong

wang

member

love muscle

joy stick

long john

jolly roger

peenar

cock

Bone-Her

Dragon Slayer

Anal Invader

Bus

Submarine

Red Rocket

Lord Reddy Mcwide'n'long 1

Flopsy

Mr. Happy

one eyed monster

purple headed yogurt slinger

Most of the group who i've hung out with for ~10 years is circumsized, except for one guy. So anyway, somebody in our group decided to name that one guy's member "Sammy the foreskin". We all concluded that the guy who named the foreskin must indeed want a foreskin of his own.

I prefer 'The Destroyer', or 'Holy fuck what is that THING!?'

vlad the impaler when large

pursy when small

circumsised --> fireman (cause u got a helmet

non cut --> snuffy (like the snufflupagus from sesame street)

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

peenar

You BASTARD.

Personally, I call mine a "penis." Quite novel, eh?

Other terms: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, King Steve, Captain Pokey, the Australian (down under), et cetera.

Wedding tackle,General and his two kernals,Bat and two balls.

Thats all I have.

quote:Originally posted by Fetus:

'Holy fuck what is that THING!?'

Why is it disfigured?

Junior, Larger me.

There's got to be a lot more....like:

Twig and berries

Wedding Tackle

Johnson Petersmack

Keep it coming guys, you've said a few funny ones

quote:Originally posted by Casper:

Fred. no? ok

Hahahahaha! Fred! Hahahahaha!



[This message has been edited by hung like a hamster (edited 08-22-2003).]

superman

ophie the one eyed snake

boney

Crispy Cream doughnut(tm)

beatstick

The Club

Bubba the quadrapalegic cyclops

Bushwhacker

Bushmaster

Walter Cronkite

Pike

Caber

Mansword (read it in a book)

Thor

The Little German (it has a "helmet")

Stanley

Charlie

Bangkok

Donald Rumsfeld

El Rezzo

The President

(No, mine is not named. Personally, I think naming your dick is an insecurity thing)

-Infrared, vaguely wondering if women name their vaginas

quote:Originally posted by Infrared:

vaguely wondering if women name their vaginas



honey pot

love cave

etc.

Mine's gum, cuz he likes to go into the girl's bum

maybe I should put this in "Vogon Poetry"

snickers



gaurenteed to satisfy

Ding Dong,langer,wiener,unit, and basically every chinese name that ends in 'ng' except ming.