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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-08-20, 19:52
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Default There's nowt better than....

.... fondling your balls just after you've had a hot bath.

Okay, so things are better, but it still feels nice. It's like the happy version of those pink stress relievers.
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:03
GankeR 7 GankeR 7 is offline
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what the fuck?

get a girlfriend
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:25
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quote:Originally posted by GankeR 7:

what the fuck?

get a girlfriend

Uh oh, someone's afraid of his own genetalia.
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:27
Johnny McBig Johnny McBig is offline
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man are you practicing your technique for testicular cancer or do u like the feel of balls, either become a doctor or a homosexual
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:28
GankeR 7 GankeR 7 is offline
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i dont give a shit i gave a gf to do it for me...you need a girlfriend, either that or stop being a faggot
 #6 
Old 2003-08-20, 20:32
stephanina stephanina is offline
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Beany, I love you.
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:32
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quote:Originally posted by Johnny McBig:

or do u like the feel of balls

No, my balls like the feel of me!
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:34
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quote:Originally posted by GankeR 7:

i dont give a shit i gave a gf to do it for me...you need a girlfriend, either that or stop being a faggot

Shut your fucking mouth, so far around here you have no friends or people on your side.

Just leave before you make an even bigger embaressment of yourself.



Shek
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:34
epic_swifty epic_swifty is offline
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Why the fuck did you have to put that down, man? who cares if you get yourself off by strokin your balls when theyre all manky and sweaty after your damn bath, i dont post about how i like my girlfriend lickin the back of my dick, do i? no, cos its fucking pointless. get a hobby, cocksucker
 #10 
Old 2003-08-20, 20:38
Sarcophagus Sarcophagus is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

No, my balls like the feel of me!

HAHAHAHA!!!!!! good way to start off my morning.

Well, I for one am very happy for you, and your balls... guess these other folks are just having a bad day or I'm sure they would agree there's nothing better than a good fondle after a bath. :P
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Old 2003-08-20, 20:38
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quote:Originally posted by epic_swifty:

Why the fuck did you have to put that down, man? who cares if you get yourself off by strokin your balls when theyre all manky and sweaty after your damn bath, i dont post about how i like my girlfriend lickin the back of my dick, do i? no, cos its fucking pointless. get a hobby, cocksucker

They aint manky and sweaty. They are freshly cleansed. They are loose and supple, and it they feel good in a none sexual way. Try it.
 #12 
Old 2003-08-20, 20:41
GankeR 7 GankeR 7 is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

Shut your fucking mouth, so far around here you have no friends or people on your side.

Just leave before you make an even bigger embaressment of yourself.



Shek

do you get i high out of flaming newbies? get a life. i dont give a shit if i have "friends" or "people on my side". what i post in one thread should cary over into another.

like i said, get a life.

fuck off
 #13 
Old 2003-08-20, 20:47
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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Alright yes this thread may have been pointless but it is Beanie and as far as I'm concerned I would rather read Beanies off the wall posts than most of the other drivel on totse. So knock off this stupid ass flame war or take it to B&M. Damn I don't usually get pissed at people on a BBS exspecially not in S&A but come on now knock this shit off.

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-08-20, 21:01
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Tea and Crumpets country
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quote:Originally posted by Horny Kangaroo Wrangler:

Alright yes this thread may have been pointless but it is Beanie and as far as I'm concerned I would rather read Beanies off the wall posts than most of the other drivel on totse.

Thanks Kangy, you truly a decent guy.

Although I will say that this thread might not be as useless as you think. I just might have encouraged more people to bathe.
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Old 2003-08-20, 21:25
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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Why so they have an excuse to play with their balls

Take Care,

Kangy
 #16 
Old 2003-08-20, 21:33
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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keep postin useless things like this beany.... cause it might be pointless, but at least your right

and "GankeR 7" shut up, being a newb you haven't even got a clue, who says beany doesn't have a girl, something you can just better do yourself
 #17 
Old 2003-08-20, 22:29
Skuzzlebutt Skuzzlebutt is offline
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hey hey beany is the funniest mofo on these boards. i hope he keeps this shit up. go beany!
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Old 2003-08-21, 00:11
Painkillers Painkillers is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Johnny McBig:

man are you practicing your technique for testicular cancer or do u like the feel of balls, either become a doctor or a homosexual

Out of intrest, how does feeling is own balls make him homosexual. Its no different to wanking and you most probaly do that.
 #19 
Old 2003-08-21, 01:05
fallenspirit430 fallenspirit430 is offline
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i love this site, posts like these just proves theres people that are way more insane than i am!

nyky
 #20 
Old 2003-08-21, 02:13
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behind ya
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hey kids feel your balls so you dont get cancer

feel your balls, squeeze your balls, please your balls
 #21 
Old 2003-08-21, 07:28
fa'ad fa'ad is offline
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quote:Originally posted by ---Beany---:

Uh oh, someone's afraid of his own genetalia.

oh my shit dude i almost started choking from laughing at this post dude, fucking hilarious!
 #22 
Old 2003-08-21, 07:59
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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quote:Originally posted by GankeR 7:

what the fuck?

get a girlfriend

It may have been a shit reply but at least he gave Beany a reaction and a bit of advice, unlike anyone else in this thread so far then again he has 37 posts lets assume hes stupid twat and flame him.

...note to twats: the latter was sarcasm...sarrrr-cassssss-emmmmmmmm...all together now!
 #23 
Old 2003-08-21, 09:27
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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oh beany.

you're totally right. it is like one of those stress reliever things.
 #24 
Old 2003-08-21, 20:10
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This THREAD was a stress reliever, you never fail to crack me up when needed.
 #25 
Old 2003-08-21, 20:24
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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Three cheers for beany

hip hip hooray

hip hip hooray

hip hip hooray

Beany Beany he's the man if he can't do it no one can.

I'm sorry I just thought that beany deserved a cheer.

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-08-21, 20:51
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Tea and Crumpets country
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Hehe, Thanks Kangy. I feel like I've really accomplished something. Although I worry that this could be my peak, and my humble experience of popularity will be my downfall.

Also, bravo on spelling my name right
 
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