oh my god dude after what happened today i am going to have a fucking stroke.oh my cock.

ok I'll start with the story. I read this article on how unconciously women prefer big and tall men and testosteronal men and so forth and i think about it all day the next day, right?

now here is the shitty cockbiting dilznick swallowing part. I'm in math class and theres this HOT ASS GIRL sitting in front of me, kindof. let me draw a picture.

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-------1 1 1 1 1

-------1 1 1 1 1

-------1 1 1 1 1

-------1 1 1 1 1

hot->1 1 1 1 1

gay->1 1 1 1 1

o[]<-me---X

now this hot girl gets up and out of the corner of my eye she fucking shakes her ass REAL WELL.

im thinking thats fucking not for me thats a joke to her freind to the right or lower right of her. now i shrug this off after a while and the world resumes for about another 20-25 min.

then the teacher is explaining something right in fronnt of my desk at the X.usually she is at the T.

She's like class turn around and look at me. then the girl doesn't turn around her desk but just sits backwards.

The desks in this class have square holes in the ass part of them. allow another picture.

xxxx__________

xxxxl++++I++++l

xxxxl++++I++++l

xxxxl++++I++++l

xxxxl++++I++++l

xxxx-----------

the I's represent the stitching in the fabric of the ass of her jeanswhich are skintight.the +'s represent her lucious ass.the l's represent the sides of the chair and the _'s represent the top and the -'s represent the bottom.

so this fuck (I forgot to mention he is fat and ugly looking and even though I'm not that good looking he is WAY worse than me) has a perfect view of her ass and now she turns around, exposing her crotch through the window.

I am fucking dying. did you ever see that movie ferris buelers day off where his freind is like "I'm dying"? this is me.

then she starts making kissy lips with her lushious DSL and starts fucking BLOWING KISSES TO THIS FAT UGLY FUCK.

I swear to god i got diarrhea from this alone.

this part will make you want to shit for real, she points to her pussy which is exposed through the window and says "all you can eat buffet" un-fucking beleivable

i swear to god i will PUT MY NUNCHAKU CHAIN AROUND HIS THROAT AND BREAK 3 OF HIS VERTEBRA AT ONCE!then i will get his spot because poor fat&ugly couldn't make it to school that MONTH.

suggest.

I NEED advice. please!

-Fa'ad

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What I got out of that rant was.... She doesn't like you.

That's a rarity.

Us fat and ugly guys are usually the ones who end up wanting to do the nunchaku-choking.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

What I got out of that rant was.... She doesn't like you.

no dude you don't understand, this guy is WAY worse looking than me, and even though I'm no prize I'm GOD jr. compared to him.

I haven't hit on her or even talked to her YET considering I'm in my 4th day of school.but shit dude i wan't his spot.....DAMNIT.

this thought of the word "damnit" manifests itself in my head every 30 seconds scince the incident which happened today. goddamnit.

just, just fucking...I don't know. i guess its the fact that this doesn't make any sense. i put work and effort and inconvenience into what little good looks i have.

now some ugly fuck beats me to an extremely hot chick? This is the part of the day i like to call COMMITING SUICIDE.

more replies, this time helpful, please.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

That's a rarity.

Us fat and ugly guys are usually the ones who end up wanting to do the nunchaku-choking.

EXACTLY. ppl similar to YOU should be kicking the shit out of ME.

man on the popularity/beuty chain I'm not that high but I've earned my spot and i deserve the corresponding level of choice in girls.fucking shit.

and another thing that shits me off is today my freind mel (who is like 5'10") is all like theres my ex-gf. she was pretty good looking. hes like hey would you go out with my freind farhad? (i had just got done explaining this tall man theory to him).

She's like "no." cold and clear. no emotion, no sympathy, no second thoughts. hes like "is it because he's not tall like me?" and she goes "yes" then quickly "no". bullshitters piss me off.

I'm going to put on some violent rap and read www.maddox.xmission.com (http://www.maddox.xmission.com) articlesto remind me that other people are pissed and bitter beyond beleif about stuff, too.

-Fa'ad

and please, more helpful replies.

So, you're short or something?

BTW, if women subconsciously want big and tall guys, why the hell don't they consciously dig them?

For fuck's sake, I'm 6', 220 lbs(and a good portion of it's muscle), with a full grown yet well trimmed beard. I should be the fucking alpha male, were that true.

So why can't I get a decent girl that's not a whore?

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Too sad!! Thank you, God for making me a girl!!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Too sad!! Thank you, God for making me a girl!!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

On the other hand, perhaps it's a good thing that those types of girls aren't attracted to me...

I think I'd end up putting a bullet in my head if I had to actually listen to a woman like you.



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she moght have been doing that to make fun of the fat fuck.

dude, correct me if im wrong, but you're 13. this means that the girl in your class is 13. how hot can a 13 year old really be?

quote:Originally posted by punkrawkerstonershit:

she moght have been doing that to make fun of the fat fuck.



That actually makes a lot more sense than his theory.

dude but ypu have to admit Fa'add is funny, the kid says Dilznick, dude your funny Fa"add

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

dude, correct me if im wrong, but you're 13. this means that the girl in your class is 13. how hot can a 13 year old really be?

I'm 14 and she has c size tits and a lucious ass dude, if you were there and 14, you would have known.but quick, i need responses! also kikey I'm not sure why you're not an alpha male man but maybe its....hmmm post a pic and i will tell you.

Just fucking talk to her, if she doesnt like you fuck off then. Maybe the other guy has known her longer, and is what she wants, maybe she doesnt want an asshole like you. And if thats true find someone else ffs and leave the guy alone.

i agree with the others who said taht she's teasing the fat fuk. she aint gonna let him fuk her, they're just teasing him... but u know?? u could just flirt with her and see where that goes...she seems "easy" enuff

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

I'm 14 and she has c size tits and a lucious ass dude, if you were there and 14, you would have known.

well, if she has c sized tits when she's 14, then she's probably a bit chubby. meaning, she was probably fat as a kid. meaning she has low self esteem, just the kind of chicks you want.

ok, now before you start bitching about the ugly kid, does she even know you exist? have you ever talked to her? does she know you like her?

a fat kid with tons of confidence is a lot better looking to a girl than a skinney little kid with no confidence. sorry if i didn't sugar coat it.

quote:Originally posted by redemption:

Just fucking talk to her, if she doesnt like you fuck off then. Maybe the other guy has known her longer, and is what she wants, maybe she doesnt want an asshole like you. And if thats true find someone else ffs and leave the guy alone.

wow, you're not like other people, you really don't know anything. i dont want to get all riled up over your stupidity, so ill leave it at this. you don't know how much the opposite of an asshole I am compared to any given student at my school or any other in my area.

STFU, DUMBASS.



-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

well, if she has c sized tits when she's 14, then she's probably a bit chubby. meaning, she was probably fat as a kid. meaning she has low self esteem, just the kind of chicks you want.

ok, now before you start bitching about the ugly kid, does she even know you exist? have you ever talked to her? does she know you like her?

a fat kid with tons of confidence is a lot better looking to a girl than a skinney little kid with no confidence. sorry if i didn't sugar coat it.

not chubby at all wait maybe a lil...no yes no yes no yes no no no YES! no. its a tolerable and reasonable amount of bodyfat, nothing gross.

Bah, it's best left with no sugar coating whatsoever. anywho she doesn't know me yet so on wednesday I'm going to talk.... but what the fuck should i say to her?hey I'm Fa'ad, lets go fuck? I don't think it'll work that way.should I be like "hey umm.... are you going to go see_____? "her: "probably." me:"would you go see it with me"(I'll have some nice smelling axe on at the time)"well...FAWK YOU GAYBOT I HAVE HERPES AND A AK47!!!!!"

ok it prolly wont go that bad but whould i be fairly blunt or play it cool for a short while and get to know? and if so how long should i wait before getting aggressive on the whole dating (I'm hoping if this goes according to plan I'll be doing more than buying her tickets) me thing?

-Fa'ad

My fucking head hurts from reading this shit. From what I took of what I could make sense of there is some hot (possibly slutty) chick that you have a chance with. Like everyone said go up to her with confidence, make a funny joke (think about if she will find the joke funny too) or something get her to notice you in a positive way man. And don't try being mean to the fat fuck, until you know for sure she doesnt care, to try to make her notice you. Cuz that shit could blow the fuck up in your face. Good luck wit that ass.

How do you know she wasn't just fucking with him? I remember girls at my high school used to do that all the time, the rotten wenches.

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

How do you know she wasn't just fucking with him? I remember girls at my high school used to do that all the time, the rotten wenches.

Precisely. Fucking bitches.

quote:Originally posted by punkrawkerstonershit:

she moght have been doing that to make fun of the fat fuck.

Okay actually that makes a LOT of sense. I'm almost 16, and I remember a few years ago me and my friends would tease ugly fat fucks by "showing off" to them. Great fun, but I realize it was kind of mean to do that.

But then again, maybe this girl isn't hung up on looks and actually likes this kid for brains, personality, etc. Or maybe he has a huge cock. Ya never know

quote:Originally posted by AliceInProzacLand:

Okay actually that makes a LOT of sense. I'm almost 16, and I remember a few years ago me and my friends would tease ugly fat fucks by "showing off" to them. Great fun, but I realize it was kind of mean to do that.

KIND OF MEAN?!?!



quote:But then again, maybe this girl isn't hung up on looks and actually likes this kid for brains, personality, etc. Or maybe he has a huge cock. Ya never know

I doubt it. It's been my experience that teenage girls really don't care about such things.

Except for the 'huge cock' part, of course.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

I doubt it. It's been my experience that teenage girls really don't care about such things.

Except for the 'huge cock' part, of course.

Hm, well I care about those sorts of things (personality and whatnot). And, yes, I know it's more than "kind of mean" to do this to guys. But I saw the error of my ways a while ago.

quote:Originally posted by AliceInProzacLand:

And, yes, I know it's more than "kind of mean" to do this to guys. But I saw the error of my ways a while ago.

Well, that's good to hear.

quote:no dude you don't understand, this guy is WAY worse looking than me, and even though I'm no prize I'm GOD jr. compared to him.

Hey, I have an idea. Maybe she doesn't like him for his looks.

I don't know where you got that big and tall thing, either, but I don't go for those big and tall guys. Definitely not.

I love the junior high romances...not knowing what to say, when to say it, "should i put my arm around her", "OH GOD!!! She touched my leg.", haha

liten man...have confidence, don't spaz out, and just be your goddamn self. If she doesn't like you then she doesn't like you. no big shit, there is always Rosy Palm.

quote:Originally posted by stephanina:

Hey, I have an idea. Maybe she doesn't like him for his looks.

I don't know where you got that big and tall thing, either, but I don't go for those big and tall guys. Definitely not.



Finally, a voice of reason.

I knew my kind wasn't appreciated. At least some broad finally has the ganas to say it.

Ahh 'tis a cruel world, the dating game is.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Ahh 'tis a cruel world, the dating game is.

True, you are.

Displeases me verily, this does.

quote:work that way.should I be like "hey umm.... are you going to go see_____? "her: "probably." me:"would you go see it with me"(I'll have some nice smelling axe on at the time)"well...bad idea- if you don't know her yet don't take her out to a movie. you can't talk to her there so she can't get to know you. And if you don't know her she probly won't do anything with you in the theatre. I recommend taking her to your highschool's football game or sumfing. then after talking to her and getting to know her, ask her if she wants to ditch the game and go to a movie. (it'll work better if some of your peers are giving you a hard time. and you tell her those guys are losers and ask her to ditch with you to go to the movies) then since she knows you that much she will probly be more than likely to make out with you at the movies cause she seems like that type of girl. Make sure the fat bastard isn't there when you ask her out to the game or he will probly show up to sit behind you and watch you.

my 2¢

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

So, you're short or something?

5'1-3" not sure exactly

she was taking the piss out of the fat fuck.

its obvious.

Shittie

quote:Originally posted by ShitFace:

she was taking the piss out of the fat fuck.

its obvious.

Shittie

shittie, you rule. read my new post

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

I'm going to put on some violent rap and read www.maddox.xmission.com (http://www.maddox.xmission.com) articlesto remind me that other people are pissed and bitter beyond beleif about stuff, too.



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Oh man, that's evil.

The next time she looks your way lick your eyebrows. I guarantee she'll be yours.

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

Originally posted by DarkFire47:

What I got out of that rant was.... She doesn't like you.

no dude you don't understand, this guy is WAY worse looking than me, and even though I'm no prize I'm GOD jr. compared to him.

I haven't hit on her or even talked to her YET considering I'm in my 4th day of school.but shit dude i wan't his spot.....DAMNIT.

this thought of the word "damnit" manifests itself in my head every 30 seconds scince the incident which happened today. goddamnit.

just, just fucking...I don't know. i guess its the fact that this doesn't make any sense. i put work and effort and inconvenience into what little good looks i have.

now some ugly fuck beats me to an extremely hot chick? This is the part of the day i like to call COMMITING SUICIDE.

more replies, this time helpful, please.

-Fa'ad

I get some pretty hot girls....and yet i am no prize.

quote:well, if she has c sized tits when she's 14, then she's probably a bit chubby.

No, not true at all. There's about a 50/50 chance she's chubby. I know 14 year olds with C's, and they have perfect bodies. Not skinny, not fat. Just perfectly slim.

quote:Originally posted by stephanina:

No, not true at all. There's about a 50/50 chance she's chubby. I know 14 year olds with C's, and they have perfect bodies. Not skinny, not fat. Just perfectly slim.

Too true. I've seen so many girls walking down the street during summer that make me look twice, then I look at their faces and realize there's no way they're past 15 yet. This was definitely not the case when I was in high school.

aparently i can see what most of you shitheads cant...shes a damn whore, i knew i chick like that a couple of years back..theyl get laid so much you wouldnt even wana touch that pussy but fuck i dunno go for the easy whore i dont care your not me

The only way to get to know "what she's all about" is to TALK TO HER!! I think you should ask her out!! Take her somewhere where you can talk!! DO NOT take a girl you do not know (but want to get to know) to a movie on your first date with her!! It's NOT a good place to go 'cause you're just going to sit there in the dark like a couple of mutes, and you're not going to know any more about her than you did when you went in. Take her to the beach or anywhere you can talk. Love, Venus.

What can I say? chicks love the fat dudes. we have personalities. and we are good with our mouths.

quote:Originally posted by slipknotfan984:

What can I say? chicks love the fat dudes. we have personalities. and we are good with our mouths.

oh, you must mean,

"what can i say chicks hate fat guys unless they're ugly/average looking because pretty girls are shallow and don't give a flying shitbomb about how good our personalities are. that is unless we buy them things then it's legalized prostitution all the way to orgasm land! YAY!"

silence. and no more posts about MY situation. I have filed an appeal because i'm too smart for the 8th grade and now I'm in 9th grade. you have the right to post about this TYPE of concept itself becaue it still hasn't been resolved but there's a new thread.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

oh, you must mean,

"what can i say chicks hate fat guys unless they're ugly/average looking because pretty girls are shallow and don't give a flying shitbomb about how good our personalities are. that is unless we buy them things then it's legalized prostitution all the way to orgasm land! YAY!"

silence. and no more posts about MY situation. I have filed an appeal because i'm too smart for the 8th grade and now I'm in 9th grade. you have the right to post about this TYPE of concept itself becaue it still hasn't been resolved but there's a new thread.

-Fa'ad



I think SOMEONE need a nap...

quote:Originally posted by fa'ad:

oh, you must mean,

"what can i say chicks hate fat guys unless they're ugly/average looking because pretty girls are shallow and don't give a flying shitbomb about how good our personalities are. that is unless we buy them things then it's legalized prostitution all the way to orgasm land! YAY!"

silence. and no more posts about MY situation. I have filed an appeal because i'm too smart for the 8th grade and now I'm in 9th grade. you have the right to post about this TYPE of concept itself becaue it still hasn't been resolved but there's a new thread.

-Fa'ad

You're only in the 8th grade?

They don't have whores in 8th grade. You wouldn't have gotten any.

DUDE! i know how u feel man, i used to drool for this girl(short, c-cup, not skinny but not chubby, beautiful, sexy, 14) just like yours and i ended up fucking her before my 15th birthday. it's possible man. too much to explain, but if u really want her give her my username as an AIM screenname and i'll handle it for ya- just gimmie ur name

quote:Originally posted by Casper:

DUDE! i know how u feel man, i used to drool for this girl(short, c-cup, not skinny but not chubby, beautiful, sexy, 14) just like yours and i ended up fucking her before my 15th birthday. it's possible man. too much to explain, but if u really want her give her my username as an AIM screenname and i'll handle it for ya- just gimmie ur name



Yeah, sure. Ok, Kreskin, work your magic.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

They don't have whores in 8th grade. You wouldn't have gotten any.

Wrong on the first part, right on the second.

quote:Originally posted by Casper:

DUDE! i know how u feel man, i used to drool for this girl(short, c-cup, not skinny but not chubby, beautiful, sexy, 14) just like yours and i ended up fucking her before my 15th birthday. it's possible man. too much to explain, but if u really want her give her my username as an AIM screenname and i'll handle it for ya- just gimmie ur name

ummm.... I'm gonna need more inforemation for that. i don't want her anymore because it'll be hard when we go to different schools.... but i might need this for future references so umm..... Email me at

step7_8man@hotmail.com

my yahoo user name is actionfaad

my steam name is Fa'ad also anyone else is permitted by me to put me on their steam buddies list or on their yahoo instant messenger buddies list. I will leave my yahoo and steam on for another.....10-12 hours if i can. IM me and put me on your list.

talking on forums is alot more difficult.

-Fa'ad

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Wrong on the first part, right on the second.



Well, they didn't have them 5 years ago.

I guess the times... they are a changing.

quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:



Well, they didn't have them 5 years ago.

I guess the times... they are a changing.

nahh.... depends where you're from. if you live in NYC, then yes, there are 14 year old whores. if you live in suberban pennsylvania, then no, there aren't many 14 year old whores.