I'm kinda new to this whole sex stuff, and I think I have an ejaculation problem.

When I climax, the cum that comes out doesn't come out as a 'stream' (like piss), but kinda clumped up and weird.

Am I screwed or is it normal?

Eeew, drink more water dude. Also, wank more often to keep the pipes clean. Cum is not supposed to be the consistancy of piss, cum isn't watery... but its not supposed to be like cottage cheese either!

Cum should be a gooey liquid. If you were to make a recipe to simulate healthy cum it would be 2/3 cup of water + 1 cup of plain yoghurt + a little bit of sugar to make it sticky... now if only it TASTED more like that too. :P



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quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Cum should be a gooey liquid. If you were to make a recipe to simulate healthy cum it would be 2/3 cup of water + 1 cup of plain yoghurt + a little bit of sugar to make it sticky... now if only it TASTED more like that too. :P

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LOL! Thats great....never before have I ever heard something like that.

-miakia

it comes out in spurts, not a stream. usually about 4-6 spurts per ejaculation. should have a sticky, slimey, maybe slightly chunky consistency, depending on the person.

You should be just fine. Cum does not go out in streams.

how much cum is supposed to come out when you ejaculate? like on pornos its a ton but i dont jizz alot

The volume varies depending on several factors:

1. how horny you are

2. how long it has been since you last masturbated

3. What kind of mood you are in

Sometimes you might just have a small spurt come out, and other times you may shoot out 6 ejaculations each high in volume.

From what you guys have said, I think I do have something wrong. I'll go and see a doctor when I have some courage.

Thanks.

1)it doesnt come out in streams---sounds like ur tlkin about a waterfall

2)its like rice pudding

Never, ever, ever, ever compare yourself to guys in pornos in any way. Ugh.

Dude, unless it's so thick you could use it as tacky for sticking posters to walls, you most likely have nothing wrong with you. Try drinking more water, but I doubt the doctor will tell you anything useful.

my cum is kinda chunky...must be the water here eh mate?!

serious though...drink more water and see what happens.

if nothing happens, then go see a doctor.

or go to kings cross and see one of them ugly sluts down there...they'll be able to get your balls workin' properly...not that i know or anything...just what i've been told!

here's a clue, your girlfriend shouldn't have to chew before she swallows...

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

your girlfriend shouldn't have to chew before she swallows...

that is very possibly the funniest thing i've heard all day.

quote:Originally posted by luketalbot99:



2)its like rice pudding

Personnaly i prefer that one.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

cottage cheese[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 08-18-2003).]

Euuuu!

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

The volume varies depending on several factors:

1. how horny you are

2. how long it has been since you last masturbated

3. What kind of mood you are in

Sometimes you might just have a small spurt come out, and other times you may shoot out 6 ejaculations each high in volume.

Also depends on how long you have been holding back that orgasm. If you have been having sex for an hour. Stopping to relax for a minute every time your about to blow.

You will have alot more cum than if you just busted a nut in a min and half or something.