The Rabbit

The gentlemen that fall into this category are the eager ones who end up finishing before their women get an "ooh" in edgewise. The kinds of guys that get overly excited and are commonly referred to as the "three pump-chumps" or "two-minute men."

Best Asset: Chances are, this kind of guy can go a few rounds in a night.

Worst Asset: Too fast to make the session pleasurable.

The Turtle

Guys that inch their way into this category are the lazy types who think that just lying there with a hard on is enough to get a woman off. She ends up doing all the work while the turtle enjoys the ride. These guys are commonly referred to as the "selfish stoop" and the "lazy lump of lard."

Best Asset: At least women get to take control and be dominant.

Worst Asset: This particular type of man takes no initiative when it comes to lovemaking and thinks that fellatio is his right as a man.

The Teddy Bear

Well, although this kind of man is appreciated at times, a little overkill may make women want to poke their eyes out with rusted butter knives. The teddy bear refers to those guys who are overly emotional and too huggy kissy when it comes to making love. And although that's fine and dandy for some gals, other women would prefer a more aggressive man with a touch of love.

Best Assets: Your affectionate and playful, as well as huggable.

Worst Asset: You don't allow for the aggressive sexual predator in your partner to be set free.

The Stallion

Ah, the beautiful man who is all show, and boy does he know it. He is the performer, kind of like a circus act with an assistant (the woman) who remains in the shadows. The egoist who enjoys ogling himself in the mirror whilst making love. As well, this also includes the kind of guy who thinks that being the owner of a mammoth penis is cause enough to drive a woman mad.

Best Asset: You're good-looking and may actually turn out to be good in bed.

Worst Asset: You're so consumed with yourself that you really have no time to consider what she's feeling.

The Unicorn

Some claim to have seen them, some even claim to have touched them, but there's no clear evidence that they exist. These are the perfect lovers. They possess the perfect amount of passivity, aggression, passion, speed, rhythm, and feeling that would make any woman's toes curl. Some believe that this kind of man does not exist, but I beg to differ. Some men were truly born to be great lovers.

Best Asset: Perfection.

Worst Asset: None.

I'm a gazelle or a badger

hehehehe...i like those choices...they are funny!

but in all honesty, i would say the unicorn is most like me.

i show love where it's due...i talk about problems with my significant other...i can be aggressive in a sexy way...i go at just the right pace (so i've been told) and i never...NEVER...stop until the girl has an orgasm...no matter what it takes...if she's good enough to accept me and give me an orgasm then the least i can do is give her one or two in return...and afterwards i don't roll over and go to sleep...i cuddle the girl until she falls asleep...then i will fall asleep.

I'm gonna ask my mum for a unicorn for my birthday.

My lover is 90% Unicorn and 10% Teddybear, and has absolutely NONE of the other traits, lucky me!

Im a herd of antelopes majestically cantering across the desert - little do they know that they are gunna be butt fucked by a zebra in 7 minutes...

hey a unicorn. it's like a horse with a seat on it's head.

Ima Unicorn, watch out for my pointy thing!

Im a Octopus ... i have 8 dicks

I'm teddy bear all the way.



Shek

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

My lover is 90% Unicorn and 10% Teddybear, and has absolutely NONE of the other traits, lucky me!

Same here.

quote:Originally posted by Radical_Extreme:

Im a Octopus ... i have 8 dicks



Hey..that means you could fuck 8 chicks at a time ...shame you have no legs

I'd have to agree with Sarc, though mine would probably be 40% teddy bear and 60% unicorn. His instinct is to be cuddly and huggy but I've steered him in a more perverted direction.

One time I fucked a guy who would be a rabbit and a turtle. I did all the work and he busted twice...in 5 minutes! Needless to say I threw away his number after that encounter. Ugh, utterly horrible.

let computer geeks pay to play live counterstrike there and hire someone to hide the corpses

the unicorn is bullshit, just like the perfect girl for in bed doesn't exist

i'm kindoff a rabbit... but then one with all extra rabbit available pluggins installed..

(thiink maybe should do somethin bout me ego)

Being a Rabbit sucks. Must find a way to evolve into a unicorn...

they do exist.My boyfriend is a unicorn. (and a sexy one too)-(and a blokey one)

I used to be a rabbit, but im not so bad now. I suppose that makes me a..... hare!

Good topic.

I can be all of those depending on the situation. Most of the time I'm a unicorn (maybe a stallion ). I'm sure I got teddy bear tendencies. Never been a Rabbit. If I'm really drunk or have allready got off a bunch of times earlier I turn into a turtle.

No wait, wait. I'm a sperm whale baby! Yea!

a dog for sure i'll fuck you then 10 minutes

later i'll shit in your backyard

i dont know... coz im a VIRGIN *GASP* shock horror aaahhhh anyway i dunno maybe im a teddybear but... yeh anyone that claims to be a unicorn is a two minute noodle

peace

im like the unicorn only after sex they never see me again

quote:Originally posted by Radical_Extreme:

Im a Octopus ... i have 8 dicks

but Octopussy means 8 naked women ...