before you post in S&A, remember this: yes you are ugly, that's probably why she doesn't like you, no your penis is not too small you just don't have any confidence, different girls want different things so we really can't help you when you ask about that, if it seems like a doctor should look at it, go to a doctor, and she's probably cheating on you. have i left anything out?

#8: Don't fuck farm animals





'bout goddamn time for this I say.

#9: yeah, she's/you're probably pregnant and if you didn't want to risk it then you shouldn't have fucked

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10) the easiest way to get a girl to go out with you is to ask.

#11

It is perfectly normal for you to have problems/fights/disagreements with your girlfriend/boyfriend, but as long as you try not to blow it out of porportion, it's all should be good...

Don't let every fight be a gateway to a possible breakup and before posting threads about your problems w/ ur partner, talk to them first.. cos thats the exact same advice we'll give you

#12. Don't drink the bong water.

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

10) the easiest way to get a girl to go out with you is to ask.

good advise, I'll have to use it soon or I'll go mad.,

#13: if you have had ages of foreplay with your girlfriend, don't try licking her out without having a mask and snorkel at hand!

What's a snorkel?

14) No, your penis isn't bigger than mine.



Shek

15. Wait until she says "I love you" before you do, otherwise it can end up a mess.

quote:Originally posted by Anarky:

What's a snorkel?

A snorkel is a device used to breath while underwater.

stereotype punk, bad attitude, negative to the world

glitterpunk112358 YOU ARE A JACKASS

16.) ?Penis Pump?

quote:Originally posted by eXtacy:

stereotype punk, bad attitude, negative to the world

glitterpunk112358 YOU ARE A JACKASS

meh. I wouldn't say I'm negative. Truthfull is more like it. Also, the name I've chosen is not a reflection of how I see myself. I'm not a punk and I don't like glitter. But the fibonacci sequence is pretty cool

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

meh. I wouldn't say I'm negative. Truthfull is more like it.

you could also use pessimistic, disillusioned, misanthropic, or demoralized.

and the fibbonacci series is hot

i <3 math.

It's not nearly as sexy as Pascal's Triangle

#17- never ask where you can find the G-spot or the clit. If you can't, read.

#18-35: Yuo suk at teh Fuckin!!!!1!11