just need a fukin g/f.. cant see much changing in the near future.. god this sucks

I'm there to dude.

And whenever a girl shows interest in me I shit my pants.

Im sort of like that too, I can throw insults and stand up to drunk yobs on a night out but try and talk to women,,, fuk it...

I have one and I'm sticking with her. Although she will probably flush me like a tampon anytime now.



Shek

Although i have no women on my arm. Its all about keeping positive as good things come to those who wait. For now a few lines about not looking back on the past.

How we changed

Switched round

Rearranged

Turning back and it hurts

Hey bro. I am depressed along with you. This rainy ass weather does it to me. And the fact that the woman I thought was perfect for me has no interest in me whatsoever. So sorry about your crappy feelings you have probably been having lately. Things will turn out better for you. Trust me.

quote:Originally posted by ErectileDysphunction:

Things will turn out better for you. Trust me.

Don't listen to him. Things only get worse from here

quote:Originally posted by -supersonic-:

just need a fukin g/f.. cant see much changing in the near future.. god this sucks

That's just your brain chemistry telling you to mate. This is pretty easy to fix once you've had a few girlfriends and realize that many are a seemingly endless drain on your patience and sanity. Try this:

1) Go get some male friends. (I assume you have them on hand)

2) Watch as they interact with their girlfriends.

3) Note how the girlfriends demand constant attention, despite the obvious presence of several other individuals. Also note how, if a male says something even slightly off-color, the women leave en masse and continue to stay pissed until the men chase after them like the vulva-opiated fools they are. Note how the male may have only made a comment in opposition to his girl's position on abortion, and yet despite the fact that he's just expressing what may be an extremely well thought-out position, he is the one who must beg his girlfriend for forgiveness.

This won't end your longings, but it'll certainly take the edge off.

the onyl girls i have ever wanted to date showed no interest in me...probably wont get a gf until im in college, but whatcha gonna do. dont let it get to you

quote:Originally posted by Armed&Angry:

That's just your brain chemistry telling you to mate. This is pretty easy to fix once you've had a few girlfriends and realize that many are a seemingly endless drain on your patience and sanity. Try this:

1) Go get some male friends. (I assume you have them on hand)

2) Watch as they interact with their girlfriends.

3) Note how the girlfriends demand constant attention, despite the obvious presence of several other individuals. Also note how, if a male says something even slightly off-color, the women leave en masse and continue to stay pissed until the men chase after them like the vulva-opiated fools they are. Note how the male may have only made a comment in opposition to his girl's position on abortion, and yet despite the fact that he's just expressing what may be an extremely well thought-out position, he is the one who must beg his girlfriend for forgiveness.

This won't end your longings, but it'll certainly take the edge off.

Note to also pay attention to the fact that all girls are identical, ergo to date one girl is to date us all. Given that scenario, you can skip girlfriends completely and go straight to sad and bitter old man.

Quit whining, there are worse things in life than being alone.

Things will get better! DAMNIT!

im really sorry, but someone has to say this.

Quit being a whiney little bitch.

if you really want to get a girl, the only way to do it is to try. girls don't like whiney guys. im not going to sit here and help you wallow in your self pity. if you want to have a pity party, do it somewhere else. whining on some message board will not improve your life. if you want advice about a particular problem, we can help. but we can't improve your life magically.

oh no. look at me. im depressed. pay attention to me. my life sucks, im so sad. heal me. help me. save me. boo fucking hoo.

if your life is so bad, do something about it. (dammit. now i feel bad.) cheer up emo kid.

Hey guys, I used to be like you guys. Gets pretty lonely and fucked up, then I got a girlfriend, but that all went to shit in the worst way possible an now I'm back in the same way but it's worse an I know it isn't gonna get any better. Kinda feel like I'm collapsing. It sux.

Dont listen to painkillers...I think he has a boner.

quote:Originally posted by -=reaper=-:

I got a girlfriend, but that all went to shit in the worst way possible an now I'm back in the same way but it's worse

Me to. I got a real good looking girlfriend who apparently was crazy about me, but all I got from the relationship was a 6 week headache and worsened fears.

nah mate...i was like that a while ago...wanting a girlfriend and being depressed about it.

then i got one...and then i was even more depressed!

just stay single mate...go out and meet women and all that...but relationships are difficult...giving up time and stuff to see them...taking them out...buying them things...it's easier to fuck and chuck!

quote:Originally posted by jumpunderaboat:

Dont listen to painkillers...I think he has a boner.

And you made me get it.

I was there, I screwed myself over, then I was like fuck it I'll find someone, and the girl I like showed interest, plus some other chick came along and we were holding hands by the end of the night

I used to be like that. Now I have a girl friend and hate it. Well maybe its that she is just borring. Aside fromt eh fact whe have been dating for 9 months and i have not recieved any action. At all. I don't think she knows what a penis is or where one is located. She is 15 and I am 16. I don't think she has even had a period for some reason, its just a feeling. She never smiles she doesn't laugh and has no real sence of humor.

Girl friends are not all they are cracked up to be I guess. Then again I do not think that all girls are as borring as mine. Now who is worse, me for putting myself through this borring relationship or her for being a borring female that does nothing other than eat and sleep?

FUCK this sucks so much, i can get any girl i want, but im too scared to go up to them : (

i have girls check me out ALL the time, they always flirt with me and all, wink at me, even sometimes blow a kiss at me, and im only 14, altho i could easily pass as looking 16-20, but still, this just sucks soooo much how i can get ANY girl i want, even the hottest ones, but im too scared

The best strategy is to go into a coversation with a girl not expecting to have sex with her. That's the key and god has it worked for me oh so many times.

Sorry about sitting back and reflecting on my pre-marriage days.