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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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 2003-08-05, 07:15 |
SunAndSteel25 
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 Fucking Farm Animals!
i am sitting here drunk in the urban end of the world, wondering if there is any downsides to fucking farm animals (cows,horses,cock roaches,monkees) because it always seems to work in the movies
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2003-08-05, 07:31
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Well, for one thing, you'd be fucking an animal.
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2003-08-05, 07:41
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The animal might just not like it. In fact, it may well just get violent on you. Not that seeing some livestock assault a deserving scummy individual such as yourself wouldn't be amusing.
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2003-08-05, 07:48
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Getting them to stay still I'd assume would be quite a task.
As for livestock, I've seen vets put their entire arm up a cow's ass so I don't think it's be the best thing to fuck.
How the hell are you going to get access to monkey?
Beastiality is either extreme desperation or a sick fetish. In your case, it doesn't seem like it's the latter. Stick to your own species.
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2003-08-05, 13:28
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your a sick sick boy (man) what where you thinking or on man that's just wrong can you picture the flaps on a cow man you would lose your dick
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2003-08-05, 15:10
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you fucking plum...what, in the name of all that is holy, would you want to fuck a farm animal for?!?!?!
damn...i've been drunk millions of times and NEVER wondered about what it would be like to fuck an animal!
seek councelling!!!
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2003-08-05, 18:23 |
SunAndSteel25
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
yeah you have a point. animals could get violent and cows are loose. and to answer your question i could find a monkey somewhere.......... the zoo mabey?
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# 8
2003-08-05, 20:38
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forget the monkey, they're too hard to catch. find yourself a good chicken, or maybe a duck. in the erotica section, there's stories about sex with dolphins.
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# 9
2003-08-05, 20:40
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Be a man. Fuck a sheep.
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# 10
2003-08-06, 02:14
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Um, technically it's illeagle to have sex with an animal.
I really hope your on something in addition to being drunk to explain this question. If not, look into theraphy.
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2003-08-06, 09:00 |
EyeSore
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
quote:Originally posted by universe:
Um, technically it's illeagle to have sex with an animal.
it's illeagle to do a lot of things. that's never stopped anyone before.
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2003-08-06, 09:17 |
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
For one thing, fucking Dolphins not a good idea.
As for farm animals.. just don't do it. No telling what kind of disease you could get.
Horses are loose as hell to but you don't see me fucking one now do you? Hell no.
Get a Great Dane and let him fuck you up the ass with his 16 inch dick with an 8in knot. That'll teach you.
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2003-08-06, 12:39 |
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
quote:Originally posted by Syntex:
Get a Great Dane and let him fuck you up the ass with his 16 inch dick with an 8in knot. That'll teach you.
or NOT.
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2003-08-06, 17:53 |
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
Definitley not.
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2003-08-06, 23:53 |
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Somewhere in the universe...
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
what about a siberian husky dog
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#16
2003-08-07, 00:08 |
Woodrift
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
What movies do you watch!!
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#17
2003-08-07, 03:10 |
YamahaCal
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
here this might help... http://www.muttonbone.com
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2003-08-09, 05:41 |
SunAndSteel25
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
god inflateable sheep. what the hell happend to good old america? any ways i watch movies like, Blazing Saddles, Half Baked, Shock Em Dead, This Is Spinal Tap, Crossroads (The 1980's Guitar Movie With Steve Vai) and uh..... American History X
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2003-08-09, 08:39 |
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
quote:Originally posted by Syntex:
For one thing, fucking Dolphins not a good idea.
As for farm animals.. just don't do it. No telling what kind of disease you could get.
Horses are loose as hell to but you don't see me fucking one now do you? Hell no.
Get a Great Dane and let him fuck you up the ass with his 16 inch dick with an 8in knot. That'll teach you.
you seem to know a lot about great danes..... hmmmmm
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2003-08-09, 08:42 |
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Re: Fucking Farm Animals!
quote:Originally posted by universe:
Um, technically it's illeagle to have sex with an animal.
I really hope your on something in addition to being drunk to explain this question. If not, look into theraphy.
This means I can't have sex with women!?  |
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