I am finally ready to kick my woman to the curb after 3 years. I am tired of all her shit. She is constantly getting mad at me for stupid shit. Anything that I do means I am in trouble. So fuck that. I am only 17 freaking years old and I have been with her for 3 years. Fuck that. I am not ready to get married quite yet. I still have a lot of pussy coming my way in my life. Any suggestions on how I should break it off. I am open to almost anything as long as it doesn't include murder or anything illegal like that. Thanks .

tell her she sucks big time..... she'll break up for you

Indeed . I would think that would work. Good man!

tell het that you feel like you're in too deep and that before you commit yourself to such a deep relationship that you need to see how you feel about other people first.

Just tell her about your erectile disfunction.

Tingtonger

dont be a dick about it. Dont tell her she sucks...if you have been together so long, it will most likely be shitty for her even if you do it nicely, so dont add insult to injury.

Tell her that you are only 17, and that you arent really ready to keep a serious relationship such as yours going. Tell her you want to grow. Tell her you need to meet new people (or find a nice way to say you want to play the field).

Yeah, if thats what you want to do, you should probably tell her what you posted, but in a more delicate way.

dont be a pussy tell her what you just wrote on totse.

Thank you for all of the input. I should definitley have no problem breaking it off now. Oh! I guess I forgot to mention that I am a huge fucking pussy. So hopefully I can pull this off. I will let you all know how it goes. If anyone has anymore suggestions please let me know. Thanks.

erm...how about..."look baby...your constant shit is fucking annoying me...i can't go on with your bullshit...your dumped...laters" make a cool exit into the world of freedom!!!

If she gives you shit about everything, then do your thing, wait until she starts to bag on you, then bust out the bad news. Then it looks like she's the one who fucked up.. which, if she's really as much of an unnecessary pain in the ass as you say, should teach her that there's consequences. It'll be harder for her to convince herself that she didn't do anything wrong than it would if you just sat her down and told her.

Man, I have been getting lots of good advice. Thanks all. Last night, there was a girl that was staying the night here. She was awesome. Alot like me in some ways. Anyways, we start hanging out and then hanging out turned into cuddling, then cuddling turned in to kissing.. and then you know. Well, anyways after everything is done and we are laying there and I give her a kiss goodnight, she starts saying all this shit like Oh My God and stuff like that. Then she busts out with the "Hey, I am not attracted to you. Me and you, I just don't see it." So I just got totally shot out of the sky. Anyways, since last night after she told me that I thought alot to myself. I really like this girl and I know she likes me but there is this other dude that she is nott even with. I don't know. I want to tell her how I really feel, but I don't know if it would be a big wasted of time. She is here till about 1-3 today so like any suggestions that I can get in the next hour or two would be great. Thanks.

Well everyone. Thanks to your advice. I finally did it. And broke up with my woman. I feel alot better now. Well for now I do. Thank you all for the support and advice.