A few moments ago my girlfriend was called upstairs by her mum, and at that moment I knew what it was about.

We left evidence by her mums bed, and I wish the ground would open up and swallow me.

haha..ahah

damn...

This shit is not funny. She's changed the bedsheets and everything. Both me and the missis are very very scared, especially me.

Why? It's not like her mom is unfamiliar with the idea of sex, judging by her daughter's existence. Is she going to chain you to a pole and give your nuts fifty lashes or something?

yeah dude.. unless you're like... 50 and her piano teacher and shes 12 or something you shouldnt worry -

Its all natural bro

and if your nuts do get wipped... take it like a man

Yeah, it is not that big of a deal. The mom is not the person you have to worry about, it is the dad.

If you come up to the house and her dad's sitting on the porch with a shotgun, just keep walkin'.

Seriously, being busted sucks.

yea, her mom will probably understand that her daughter want sex, her dad on the other hand will only understand that you defiled his daughter and stole her innocense(sp?). anyways, it would probably be best not to do it on her mom's bed anymore.

dude I have a female friend and her dad always says something about baseball bats when introduced to her boyfriends id be careful... I sugget you check your six a lil you dont wanna suddenly find a 45 up your ass when you were just tying your shoes in front of her house.

quote:Originally posted by Apoxyus:

Yeah, it is not that big of a deal. The mom is not the person you have to worry about, it is the dad.

How true.

We've been talking (me and my girlfriend), and we decided that it didnt matter much, but unfortunately, it seems her mum is very cross indeed. It's not the fact that we were having sex, it's the fact that we were in her bed that makes her angry.

Well, I for one think it's a bit understandable for her mom to be angry about you and your girlfriend having sex in her mother's bed.

Now you know why you don't leave fucking evidence(no pun intended)....

Why the fuck would you have sex on her mothers bed? If her bed isnt big enough put 3 or 4 bedsheets on the floor and do it there.

Jesus...some people...

thats just SOOOoOoOoOO fucking gross dude, Oh my fucking god... I would be so livid if I ever found out that someone had sex in MY bed... I hope you get in so much trouble for this and learn your lesson, ewww!! What the hell were you thinking dude? what if someone else came and fucked in YOUR bed and didn't tell you?!? You'd be layin in some guy's dried up cum! Fucking gross man, can't believe that...

Another thing about having sex on her parents bed that is really nasty is that it is where her parents have sex. Ugh, just wrong. I would never have sex anywhere that I knew my parents had sex.

I was busted for something like that as well. Her family went away for a week and I moved in without them knowing.

My girlfriend and I were sleeping in her parents bed and the only thing that got us busted was that we had changed the alarm clocks radio station and never changed it back.

Give it time. I was embarrassed as hell around her folks for a while, but after a week or two we had a laugh about it. I wouldn't do it now - but I was 16 at the time, only gave a shit about myself and getting action. Shit, i'd have done it over their kitchen table if she'd have been in it.

Just remember that unless you left the handcuffs attached to the bed, or the goat shat on the carpet in her parents room, her folks will understand that you guys are having sex. Doesn't mean they will be happy about you two on their bed.

oh shit! thatll teach you not to cum stain another person's bedsheets.

[This message has been edited by the_boxing_nun (edited 07-31-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by Geenie:

haha..ahah

damn...

haha theirs always one, usually more but good advice reguardless

dont visit the girls house for a week.. seriously.. i almost got killed that way

quote:Originally posted by opti7storm:

dont visit the girls house for a week.. seriously.. i almost got killed that way

I would have gone if i could have, but im staying with her and she lives like a hundred miles away from my house.

Why do you people assume that the evidence is a cum stain? I actually made sure that i didnt leave stains of any sort, but what we did was leave the baby oil on the bedside table. It doesnt sound much but her mum knew what had happened. Oh christ ive just started thinking about how bad it is again!

evidence??

I can see her mom's point of view I would be angry if someone busted a nut in my bed.