What are a few tips to help a fat person get involved with women?

how fat? like kinda chubby? 10-20 pounds overweight? or like 200 pounds overweight?

uhhh...

most obvious suggestion: lose the weight

i mean... why not?

You'll live longer, be more physically attractive, be healthier and happier... what more could a chick want? Seems obvious to me anyway... hmm

[This message has been edited by Sarcophagus (edited 07-30-2003).]

Same as for anyone else, I suppose.

Self-confidence, a neat appearance, flattering wardrobe, good posture, good hygiene and an upbeat attitude go a long way.

Plenty of women are chubby chasers.

i seen some of the fattest people go out with the most beatiful females on this world. iam not fat though but this is how they did it just act sweet and emoitnal and funny. remember it whats in the inside that counts

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

What are a few tips to help a fat person get involved with women?

Find someone fatter and hornier then you.

Doesnt matter

quote:Originally posted by gombowlzombie:

Find someone fatter and hornier then you.

truth be told

Yea im 250 pounds and I get the poon all the time.

Its all about bein yourself, and treating the girls right.

and remember, fat guys always look good in hawaiian shirts.

Either 1, lose weight, or 2, gain confidence. Chicks dig confidence.

dress well for you size...flaunt your other good qualities.

oh...dont have false confidence. Self confidence is great, but dont go around telling people that you have the worlds best body. I know that sounds dumb, but so many guys think that they have a great body when they really dont, and its a big turn off. Be confident because of your best qualities, not because for a false sense of security or denial.

quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Either 1, lose weight, or 2, gain confidence. Chicks dig confidence.



Yeah, but chicks DON'T dig guys with bigger titties than they have...

good point sacrophagus. Wtf are guys susposed to do when they have breats or "bitch titties" what ever u wanna call them. And anyone know a good way to dress that makes fat people look a little less fat. Ive found a few ways like wearing black or baggy pants anyone got some ideas? I am 210 which is a bit over weight but its not like huge

Crash: to make your self appear skinnier, make sure your pants fit you right. If they are too loose, they will fall down and you will sag, and if they are too tight, you will bulge over the top. Buy pants with looser legs. Wear regular shirts, not tight ones, and not excessively huge ones, but make sure they are long enough. Dont wear shirts with too much of a pattern, or they will draw attention to your torso not away from it. Dont buy shirts with necklines that are too tight, or you look like you have a thigh sized neck. As you said, dark colors always help, and duh...avoid horizontal stripes. And its easier to look skinnier in nicer clothes rather than sloppy clothes. Sorry i couldnt be too much advice other than common sense, but its all about trying it on.

It might help if u dont sit infront of the computer all day u fat wanker!!! get out more and get some EXERCISE!!

Sadly enough that is quite good advice...not said in the best of ways but yup to what dopeynuts said.

quote:Originally posted by Latin1052:

remember it whats in the inside that counts

SURE it is.

quote:Originally posted by slipknotfan984:

and remember, fat guys always look good in hawaiian shirts.

Dude! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! The great thing is it's so true! There's this kind of fat guy I went to some parties with and he'd always wear a hawaiian shirt, every single time. Well, it was a different shirt, thank god but still.. We all started wondering.. And this is the answer! Haha.. Thanks man

When yopu hit on chicks and they go "Get away from me fatass!" Just go "Fat people need love too!"

and stop taking those damn steriods.

win the lottery, or loose some weight, or say fuck it i dont care what ppl think and have some confidence and you will get some ladies

ya dude definatally lose the wieght last year i weighed like 180 now i weigh 130- 135 and feel great, plus i notice that the ladys seem to like me alot of now

quote:Originally posted by Homerunbrad:

What are a few tips to help a fat person get involved with women?

Easy, hook up with a fat chick, like cindy or sarc...

Hehe a saw this and couldn't help but think of cindy (dun worry I'm sure the joke will get old eventually, but right now I still think it's funny).

/\/e\/\/R/\ge

Well if you want to lose weight, have a tomato before you eat (plum tomatoes do well) Tomatoes are a natural dietary suppressant making you less hungry. Get some exercise, and if u have 50 bucks handy you can get yourself some dumbells & build some 'ceps.

Girls don't care about biceps.

Better to work on your lats, shoulders, chest, and abs.

Definitely abs, the girls go crazy over those stupid things.

quote:Originally posted by Speed_rebel:

When yopu hit on chicks and they go "Get away from me fatass!" Just go "Fat people need love too!"

and stop taking those damn steriods.



i use that line some times, mostly in joke situations

quote:Originally posted by jojabr:

Dude! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMFAO THIS IS HILARIOUS!!! The great thing is it's so true! There's this kind of fat guy I went to some parties with and he'd always wear a hawaiian shirt, every single time. Well, it was a different shirt, thank god but still.. We all started wondering.. And this is the answer! Haha.. Thanks man

we are just big fat party animals, thats why.



quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:



Yeah, but chicks DON'T dig guys with bigger titties than they have...

but chicks like to play with them, i dont know why, might just me be

Girls dont care about biceps kikey? I disagree, but then again it could just be an opinion thing. I don't know though, all the girls that I've been with have really liked my decent sized biceps. Its true that girls really for some odd reason go crazy for the pectorals and abs though.

quote:Originally posted by Latin1052:

remember it whats in the inside that counts

Yes, but that only solves the problem for women.

quote:Originally posted by Shotokan_Brawler:

Girls dont care about biceps kikey?

It's not a deciding factor.

No girl's going to say to herself, "gee... I dunno, I LIKE him, but his biceps just aren't toned enough."

quote:Originally posted by aloneandbroken:

...flaunt your other good qualities.

Wave my cock around?

quote:win the lottery

Tell it like it is, brother.

Anyway, a good friend of mine recently got involved with a boyfriend who is really fat. Plus, he has a really big head, I'm talking beachball big. The guy is really nice and sweet, at least that's what she says. And she makes all kinds of excuses for him, like "he's not so fat, it's his clothes" or "he used to lift weights, now his muscles are a bit slumped". Shit.

She is really hot. I cannot comprehend this.

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

She is really hot. I cannot comprehend this.

Boy, that must really burn you. A fatties hitting the shit you want. Must make you feel really inferior, if a fat tub of lard could hit that shit.

Or, maybe she's just one of the last decent women on the planet, who don't judge by looks or money.

I don't think there are many of those left nowadays.

quote:Boy, that must really burn you. A fatties hitting the shit you want. Must make you feel really inferior, if a fat tub of lard could hit that shit.

No, not really. She is my friend's sister, so I'm not looking to tap her. Yes, maybe she is one of those elusive women, though.

quote:Originally posted by L3d3ni:

No, not really. She is my friend's sister, so I'm not looking to tap her.

Bullshit, pal. I don't even know you, and I can tell that you want to. If you didn't, you wouldn't have bothered pointing out the guy's physical flaws.

quote: Yes, maybe she is one of those elusive women, though.

Well, there you go.

i'm afraid i posted my pearls of wisdom under "scars". so at least be thankful you can operated a computer.

...and use the english language correctly.