Ive decided to get rid of that errm word that begins with V and ends in Y on friday.. Well thats my fukin plan anyway Ive just got to stop being a fukin shitbag, wel I say this now but fuk knows what friday will bring, Ill prolly still be one at the end of the night .. Anyway assuming it does go to plan.. (wats the chances eh?!) is it best for a quckie or bring the chik home? fuk nows y im askin this i doubt it will make ny fukin difference. Im not ugly im just a SHITBAG a fukin SHITBAG, Im just gunna get pissed .... c ya

if you want to get laid, learn to spell. girls LOVE a guy who can correct their grammar.

Someone's nervous...

Haha, you're not going to get it up because you're too nervous and the chick's going to laugh her head off at you because it's going to be so fucking funny while you stand there naked wanting to die a thousand times of embarrasment...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I suck

No im not nervous wen i have finally spoke to the girl, its the approching that is the worst, I hate rejection what can i say..

quote:Originally posted by -supersonic-:

No im not nervous wen i have finally spoke to the girl, its the approching that is the worst, I hate rejection what can i say..

dude, wtf, you don't ASK her if you can fuck unless you know 100% she will say yes. You put yourself in a fuckable position, you make out with her, and just keep working the pressure up and up and next thing you know ur fucking. All there is to it.

quote:Originally posted by IHateMarsians:

dude, wtf, you don't ASK her if you can fuck unless you know 100% she will say yes.

almost correct. you don't ASK her to fuck. period. you TELL her that you're going to fuck. you'd be supprised how much easier it is if you decide for her. people hate making decisions, but once it's made, they dont mind following orders.

quote:Originally posted by -supersonic-:

Ive decided to get rid of that errm word that begins with V and ends in Y on friday.. Well thats my fukin plan anyway Ive just got to stop being a fukin shitbag, wel I say this now but fuk knows what friday will bring, Ill prolly still be one at the end of the night .. Anyway assuming it does go to plan.. (wats the chances eh?!) is it best for a quckie or bring the chik home? fuk nows y im askin this i doubt it will make ny fukin difference. Im not ugly im just a SHITBAG a fukin SHITBAG, Im just gunna get pissed .... c ya

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[This message has been edited by jumpunderaboat (edited 07-30-2003).]

Know what? You my friend deserve to contract an ugly STD for desecrating sex the way you have... you haven't gotten laid yet because you haven't EARNED sex, you don't respect sex, you don't hold it in the awe and reverence it deserves, you don't even honor your potential partner by looking for someone who actually MEANS something to you... like I said, I hope you get herpes for this shit.

I don't, the poor guy just wants to get laid. What's wrong with that? He's not going to get anything unless the girl is into casual sex, too. Girls like sex. Not all girls want to "find someone they care about, to make it a meaningful, spritual act" or anything. Sex is just fun. You can't blame him.

quote:Originally posted by Sarcophagus:

Know what? You my friend deserve to contract an ugly STD for desecrating sex the way you have... you haven't gotten laid yet because you haven't EARNED sex, you don't respect sex, you don't hold it in the awe and reverence it deserves, you don't even honor your potential partner by looking for someone who actually MEANS something to you... like I said, I hope you get herpes for this shit.

If he gets an STD he should sue you. Keep your believes to yourself if your not going to help, twazzuk.

http://ebaumsworld.com/morningafter.html (http://ebaumsworld.com/morningafter.html)

gooooo for it

Ok, first off, Fucking has a C in it. And second, Martians is spelled with a T. And third, what are you, like 7?

1) you are a BEAVER!!! http://www.mc-mncppc.org/environment/beaver/beaver.jpg (http://www.mc-mncppc.org/environment/beaver/beaver.jpg)

2) no 1 likes u go away and eat a tree!!!