Hmmm, I was wondering, when I masturbate, if I do it over the course of and hour, the orgasm is better, but if I do it real quickly, the orgasm sucks, and my cum is chunkier....

I'm a virgin, so I was wondering, is sex the same way for alot of you? Like if its all rough, then you orgasm fast and half ass, but if it's all sensual, then it's better?

Here, put a condom full of vasoline or some kind of potrleium jelly in a condom and put it between your matress. and fin out for yourself.

^ what the fuck are you talking about?!?!

^ Simulation baby. Don't forget to offer your mattress a ciggarette afterwards.

That's a pretty fucked up thing to do to your mattress. I think it deserves more than a cig.

I thought petroleum jelly was bad for a latex condom. Try butter or applesauce instead. Better to combine the two.

Maybe it is, but if you're fucking a matress, does it really matter?

and after you dip your dick, chop it off and put it in pancakes. Then you have apple butter dick cakes!

No, seriously, Do it slow, it lasts longer and the climax is better, but for a quick fling the other one is better

quote:Originally posted by deadlycindy:

Try butter or applesauce instead. Better to combine the two.

Steady on with all those ingredients, nobody said you had to cook the matress a meal before you give it one... jR.



[This message has been edited by JellyRoll (edited 07-28-2003).]

but, I sleep on hay...

Sorry dude, didn't mean to make a mockery of your thread (well, maybe a little.)

But the answer isn't black-and-white. You'll find that other factors, such as frequency, location, mental state and physical well being have a lot to do with orgasm quality. Enjoy.

that was extremmyl cool how the thread went all weird and everyone stayed ont the same path of thought..

*concentrating*

yea, pretty cool

SJ

You guys got it ALL WRONG!!!!! You gotta go for the couch, not the damm mattress... thats where u sleep and have sweet sex, and where you lay down when your high and watch everything look all trippy

I don't care if you guys make fun of my thread, I asked a stupid question and I was expecting like half flames and half answers, and instead of getting all flamed, everyone came up with something else. Which makes it even better!