I'm trying to cut down on my masturbation, because I jerk off about 3 times a day (no joke!). I want to cut down, but i don't wanna do the whole Chillie powder on the dick shit. how can i do it without any kind of sex or chillie?

Glue boxing gloves to your hands.

Man if you really wanna cut down then all you need is your will power. If you haven't got any will power then this is a great opportunity to build some up.

yeah, really, i used to be like 3x, 1day, but now im like 1x, 3days. damn, im good.

but still, its all willpower, not powder and shit. also, WHY do you want to stop? i know guys worse than you... just so long as it doesnt interfere with ur normal life, who the hell cares how often u jerk it, hm?

ah, and untimately, you just need some pussy

ts

GameBoyAdvance...idel hands are the devils play thing

i am with you all the way bondage barbi. If your hands are doing something else, then you are good to go...you could take up a craft...and it can be lucrative...start cooking or something...you can learn to be a great chef, so you can earn money and youll not be masturbating nearly as much.

Dood, i agree with all of them. All you need is will power and you can do it. Plus you are not as bad as you think. I was listening to this sex talk show called love line and a guy was masterbateing 9 times a day everyday and was developing a rare std from it. So when your balls start to ache after you do it, then you should really cut back but it is not that much only 3 times a day. Hell that is what my Girlfriend used to do before we started haveing sex.

Only wack it when you have the urge to wack it now when you're bored.

Dumbass, you cant get a sexually transmitted disease from yourself. No! Its impossible. Don't talk back, its impossible. Could he get a disorder? Sure, unlikely, but its possible.

You could always just put a gram of KNO3 in a glass of water and drink it every morning. Will keep you from being able to get an erection.

You could just not bother with it. As wanking 3 times a day doesn't really hurt at all.

Quit Masturbating: A Mormon's Guide in 21 Steps



1. Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will

strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and out

lout when the temptations are the strongest.

2. Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise. The exercises

reduce emotional tension and depression and are absolutely

basic to the solution of this problem. Double your physical

activity when you feel stress increasing.

3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell _STOP_ to

those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then

recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn.

It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish

need to indulge.

4. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week,

month, year and finally commit to never doing it again.

Until you commit yourself to _never again_ you will always be

open to temptation.

5. Change in behavior and attitude is most easily achieved

through a changed self-image. Spend time every day

imagining yourself strong and in control, easily overcoming

tempting situations.

6. Begin to work daily on a self-improvement program. Relate

this plan to improving your Church service, to improving your

relationships with your family, God and others. Strive to

enhance your strengths and talents.

7. Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others

and learn to enjoy working and talking to them. Use

principles of developing friendships found in books such as

_How to Win Friends and Influence People_ by Dale Carnegie.

8. Be aware of situations that depress you or that cause you to

feel lonely, bored, frustrated or discouraged. These

emotional states can trigger the desire to masturbate as a

way of escape. Plan in advance to counter these low periods

through various activities, such as reading a book, visiting

a friend, doing something athletic, etc.

9. Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry

it with you, but show it to no one. If you have a lapse of

self control, color the day black. Your goal will be to

have _no black days_. The calendar becomes a strong visual

reminder of self control and should be looked at when you

are tempted to add another black day. Keep your calendar up

until you have at least three clear months.

10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at

certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall,

in detail, what your particular times and conditions were.

Now that you understand how it happens, plan to break the

pattern through counter activities.

11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective

technique called _aversion therapy_. When we associate

or think of something very distasteful with something which has

been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought

and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was

pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful

with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the

act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think

of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of

them as you do the act.

12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the

bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage

being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers.

13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake,

no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something.

Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large

amounts of fluids before retiring.

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food.

Eat as lightly as possible at night.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and

not binding.

17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that

might create sexual excitement.

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use

in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in

hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme

cases.

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to

the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of

masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This

can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of

clothing which would be difficult to remove while half

asleep.

20. Set up a reward system for your successes. It does not have

to be a big reward. A quarter in a receptacle each time you

overcome or reach a goal. Spend it on something which

delights you and will be a continuing reminder of your

progress.

21. Do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude

patterns which were part of your problem. _Satan Never Gives

Up_. Be calmly and confidently on guard. Keep a positive

mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and

strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life

a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.

As much as I'd love to tear Mormon shit apart, #8 is actually something I should try..

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

yeah, really, i used to be like 3x, 1day, but now im like 1x, 3days. damn, im good.

but still, its all willpower, not powder and shit. also, WHY do you want to stop? i know guys worse than you... just so long as it doesnt interfere with ur normal life, who the hell cares how often u jerk it, hm?

ah, and untimately, you just need some pussy

ts



i don't want to stop. i just want to cut down to something like once a week

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Quit Masturbating: A Mormon's Guide in 21 Steps



1. Pray daily, ask for the gifts of the Spirit, that which will

strengthen you against temptation. Pray fervently and out

lout when the temptations are the strongest.

2. Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise. The exercises

reduce emotional tension and depression and are absolutely

basic to the solution of this problem. Double your physical

activity when you feel stress increasing.

3. When the temptation to masturbate is strong, yell _STOP_ to

those thoughts as loudly as you can in your mind and then

recite a prechosen Scripture or sing an inspirational hymn.

It is important to turn your thoughts away from the selfish

need to indulge.

4. Set goals of abstinence, begin with a day, then a week,

month, year and finally commit to never doing it again.

Until you commit yourself to _never again_ you will always be

open to temptation.

5. Change in behavior and attitude is most easily achieved

through a changed self-image. Spend time every day

imagining yourself strong and in control, easily overcoming

tempting situations.

6. Begin to work daily on a self-improvement program. Relate

this plan to improving your Church service, to improving your

relationships with your family, God and others. Strive to

enhance your strengths and talents.

7. Be outgoing and friendly. Force yourself to be with others

and learn to enjoy working and talking to them. Use

principles of developing friendships found in books such as

_How to Win Friends and Influence People_ by Dale Carnegie.

8. Be aware of situations that depress you or that cause you to

feel lonely, bored, frustrated or discouraged. These

emotional states can trigger the desire to masturbate as a

way of escape. Plan in advance to counter these low periods

through various activities, such as reading a book, visiting

a friend, doing something athletic, etc.

9. Make a pocket calendar for a month on a small card. Carry

it with you, but show it to no one. If you have a lapse of

self control, color the day black. Your goal will be to

have _no black days_. The calendar becomes a strong visual

reminder of self control and should be looked at when you

are tempted to add another black day. Keep your calendar up

until you have at least three clear months.

10. A careful study will indicate you have had the problem at

certain times and under certain conditions. Try and recall,

in detail, what your particular times and conditions were.

Now that you understand how it happens, plan to break the

pattern through counter activities.

11. In the field of psychotherapy there is a very effective

technique called _aversion therapy_. When we associate

or think of something very distasteful with something which has

been pleasurable, but undesirable, the distasteful thought

and feeling will begin to cancel out that which was

pleasurable. If you associate something very distasteful

with your loss of self-control it will help you to stop the

act. For example, if you are tempted to masturbate, think

of having to bathe in a tub of worms, and eat several of

them as you do the act.

12. During your toileting and shower activities leave the

bathroom door or shower curtain partly open, to discourage

being alone in total privacy. Take cool brief showers.

13. Arise immediately in the mornings. Do not lie in bed awake,

no matter what time of day it is. Get up and do something.

Start each day with an enthusiastic activity.

14. Keep your bladder empty. Refrain from drinking large

amounts of fluids before retiring.

15. Reduce the amount of spices and condiments in your food.

Eat as lightly as possible at night.

16. Wear pajamas that are difficult to open, yet loose and

not binding.

17. Avoid people, situations, pictures or reading materials that

might create sexual excitement.

18. It is sometimes helpful to have a physical object to use

in overcoming this problem. A Book of Mormon, firmly held in

hand, even in bed at night has proven helpful in extreme

cases.

19. In very severe cases it may be necessary to tie a hand to

the bed frame with a tie in order that the habit of

masturbating in a semi-sleep condition can be broken. This

can also be accomplished by wearing several layers of

clothing which would be difficult to remove while half

asleep.

20. Set up a reward system for your successes. It does not have

to be a big reward. A quarter in a receptacle each time you

overcome or reach a goal. Spend it on something which

delights you and will be a continuing reminder of your

progress.

21. Do not let yourself return to any past habit or attitude

patterns which were part of your problem. _Satan Never Gives

Up_. Be calmly and confidently on guard. Keep a positive

mental attitude. You can win this fight! The joy and

strength you will feel when you do will give your whole life

a radiant and spiritual glow of satisfaction and fulfillment.



are you a christian?

you crazy mormans...

Nope, not christian. I'm not very religious. But I found that on phallic.org and it seemed to fit.

Me Mormon? Haha...

Its all will power.

I went TWO MONTHS without wacking off.

Beat that! [Pun intended...]

Why stop? It's not hurting anyone, right?

If it feels good, do it.

Maybe he wants to increase his pleasure level. Try waiting 2-4 weeks and then whack off. Totally different and more pleasurable orgasm.

Once a week are you serious there is no way i could even consider that Id be humpin the walls.

For me its only once a day, remember wacking off 3 -5 times a week is good for you it keeps away the prostate cancer.

quote:Originally posted by zerocover:

Once a week are you serious there is no way i could even consider that Id be humpin the walls.

For me its only once a day, remember wacking off 3 -5 times a week is good for you it keeps away the prostate cancer.

It helps keep away prostate cancer if you are already at risk.

I read that too, and I am pretty skeptical that its true.

I've also read that masturbating can cause testicular cancer because it deprives your balls of valuable protein that maintains cell production. Without protein to maintain that, you develop cancer cells or some shit...

So dont wack off too much and dont wack too little.

Damed moderation.

Its like drinking 2 glasses of wine a day= good while 40 beers a day = ungood.

http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc3.jpg (http://ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc3.jpg)

!!!LOLOL!!!

EXCELLENT!!

bahahahaha

http://www.chastitybelt.net/

I dunno, go rape someone?

Seriously tho, it's not hurting anyone.

If you've got an itch.......scratch it.

damn this why i love totse.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

Quit Masturbating: A Mormon's Guide in 21 Steps

2. Follow a program of vigorous daily exercise. The exercises

reduce emotional tension and depression and are absolutely

basic to the solution of this problem. Double your physical

activity when you feel stress increasing.



and the next thing you know, you'll be spending most of your waking moment exercising

*slaps EssJay*

NEVER quote that much text!

ts

There is no real point in stopping. However, step 8 in that mormon guide sounds like a good idea.

quote:Originally posted by Tru_Souljer:

*slaps EssJay*

NEVER quote that much text!

ts

Where did you just slap me? *wink wink* (JOKING!)

Spiffy-edit: Posting a giant picture is bad enough, you certainly don't have to quote it.

What are those little brown things in the background? I've seen them in a lot of the pics on ebaums world and 1337images..... ?

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there's nothing wrong with masturbation man...NOTHING!

when my girl is blotting, i wank off about 5-8 times a day...and i am perfectly healthy!

but if you don't wanna wank i would suggest...erm...well nothing!

The little brown things are called Domokun or Domo-kun, I'm not sure which. They're little Japanese toys or something.

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang Quoted by Mojo:

Posting a giant picture is bad enough, you certainly don't have to quote it.

hahahahahaha, a girl i know has that as her computer background. But I still don't get what those brown things are that are chasing that poor pussy.

http://phallic.org/bunny/well-endowed-bunny.jpg (http://phallic.org/bunny/well-endowed-bunny.jpg)

ahahahaha

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