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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-07-27, 05:54
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ther is this 40ish year old woman who i am friends with. (I'm 15) we have th same interest in music, religon, politics, etc. and we get along great. She says we should visit Jerusalem together some day because i know Arabic and it'll be neat. She is a knockout, mixed German/Czech blonde, and a huge rack. How do i find out covertly if she's attracted to me, and eventually fuck her ?
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Old 2003-07-27, 06:11
deadlycindy deadlycindy is offline
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If she's an utter fool and thus interested in fucking you, she'll let you know. You needn't do a thing, except appear eager and agree with her suggestions.

This ain't good, though. Without going into a lot of detail about my personal life, I'll say that it seems all tempting at first, but when you get there, it just seems wrong. Awkwardness ensues. And *poof* there goes a beautiful friendship.

Edit: I admit, I had to google "milf" (where have I been?) and I'd just like to clarify...I am not a mother. So I dunno how relevant my post is, sorry.



[This message has been edited by deadlycindy (edited 07-27-2003).]
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Old 2003-07-27, 06:54
TheDragon TheDragon is offline
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I dunno from experience, but I wouldn't mind fucking a milf, as long as they hadn't had 5 kids or had a saggy stretch marked ass. It probably would feel weird, but probably more on her part.
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Old 2003-07-27, 08:36
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quote:Originally posted by Billy Idol:

ther is this 40ish year old woman who i am friends with. (I'm 15) we have th same interest in music, religon, politics, etc. and we get along great. She says we should visit Jerusalem together some day because i know Arabic and it'll be neat. She is a knockout, mixed German/Czech blonde, and a huge rack. How do i find out covertly if she's attracted to me, and eventually fuck her ?

sounds allright...
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Old 2003-07-27, 08:44
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Good God, I smell statutory rape. 40 year old women tend to have different priorities than 15 year olds, so I think that attempting to get into her pants is a failed one.
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Old 2003-07-28, 00:36
Woodrift Woodrift is offline
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^^^^

TRUE
 #7 
Old 2003-07-28, 01:21
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Texas
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kiss her.
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Old 2003-07-28, 01:22
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i got lost in the abyss
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this chick at work is a milf. shes 23 but she has 2- 4year old twin girls. shes not quite old enough to be a milf but she is smoking hot. tight ass and a large rack for her height. shes only 5'2" but she proprtional. i want to stick it in her really hard.
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Old 2003-07-28, 01:38
Rabid Beaver Rabid Beaver is offline
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Wow, alot of you people scare me, I mean I never beleived in Evolution, but after reading, stuff like "I want to fucking stick it in here" it's not all that hard to beleive we came from apes...

Bring on the flames!
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Old 2003-07-28, 01:46
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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All I can say is SHUX
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Old 2003-09-10, 20:28
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quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Good God, I smell statutory rape. 40 year old women tend to have different priorities than 15 year olds, so I think that attempting to get into her pants is a failed one.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...Yes!
 
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