I was hoping to have a wank today.

I started downloading some porn in preperation for when I had the house to myself and expect no visitors. I've been looking through sooo many porn clips until I found the one that i decided to use. All that, plus the fact that I got stoned to increase the experience, and now I can't be arsed.

It'll save toilet roll I suppose.

Annyoing when that happens aint it....? It always feels so much better when you've got time to enjoy it & all that.

I'm sick of having to rush it in the bathroom and all that... I think you should salvage this opportunity Beany. It may be a long time before it comes around again... (No pun intended). jR.

!!! lol !!!

I love you!

These opportunities are hard to come by though, they cannot be wasted. If your already stoned, its the iceing on the cake.

It would be unjustifiable not to declare hand to gland combat... jR.

Lol. Dude maybe I should get right at it now! Cya later

Suddenly I feel embarrased

as you should

Yeh, now I see that it was quite tasteless, pasting masturbation slogans on a BBS.

I apologise . jR...

Naaaa fukkit.

Tastless schmasteless

In fact you should have seen how much porn I went through until I got the perfect peice. I've seen so many girls screwing today that I just do not give a fuck anymore.

I see a naked girl and I think 'Who gives a damn I see it all the time'.

I hate porn.

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

now I can't be arsed.

It'll save toilet roll I suppose.

viagra baby

quote:Originally posted by Latin1052:

viagra baby



Never!

A stiffy via viagra is the very same feeling as when you masturbate too much.

I want natural excited hard ons.

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

Never!

A stiffy via viagra is the very same feeling as when you masturbate too much.

I want natural excited hard ons.

Look at your mom, then look at porn....Porn will seem very good then!

hmm ,what was this thread about again?

if it was the perfect piece of porn, you can remember it for next time. You see, you will already have it, so you wont have to search and wait. Good stuff you see. But i know exactly how you feel...I get all worked up about it, and I wait for the right time, and then bam...time comes and i cant be bothered. It happened to me today...i was at work...and i was figuring okay... i know what im doing when i get home...and then bam...get home and i couldnt be bothered. God that sucks.