you sittin there wanking away

trying to have a CLASS A wank

and youve got an animal sitting staring right at you (cat, dog, THREE DOGS AND A CAT)

do you think they know what your doin?

and are disgusted lol

or do they love it and want a shot?



also you have a wank and shoot yer load all over the carpet or something, then 5 mins after your friends are at the door and come into your house, do you think the room smells like cock?

like an essence of cock filling the air

can they smell the love juices, doesnt seem to smell to me but maybey its TOTALLY obvious what youve been up to..

eh

m'kay

{edited for her pleasure, and his shitness}

[This message has been edited by ZEbbEDY (edited 07-22-2003).]

firstly, if the animals are watching you, squirt one in the eye, and the others will run away and never bother you again.

As for the room smelling of cock... if you dont put the crusty porn away, yes they will know! Other wise, its just your guilty conscience

to get rid of the whole "cock essense" why dont you try to shoot your load into a napkin rather than the carpet (thats got to be noticable, and also quite gross...bletch). And/or invest in cologne...just spray the air. If you wear it, and your room smells like it, i dont think they would think you were up to anything.

as for the whole animal thing, i dont know what to tell you...maybe you should put your animals in another room.

This story lead to bestiality??

why the fuck would you shoot it into the carpet? y not a paper towel or maybe somewhere with a floor drain? the carpet? who does that? and why? do you steam clean regularly? do you just rub it in with your shoe? this is hurting my head trying to figure it out im gonna go try to forget about reading this...

The animals drink from the river on his carpet

damn dude you really need a girl

Eh problly sharts fireballs from ye ass, he's es from scotland. they are all dirty(in a good way ).



Shek

Never heard o any cock essence before. Plus eww, love juice on the carpet? that's wrong.

i could see it now. he's sitting there, then he gets the idea.

he runs to the kitchen, grabs the peanut butter on his balls and then starts yelling "come here boy.... rover.... who likes the skippy? come on boy... ooh good boy. ooo very good boy."

come on dude, thats sick.