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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2003-07-22, 08:51
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sHiZzy!! 
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Is this true!?
Is it true that u get pimples, zits, blackheads a bunch of that stuff for jackin off? i ask this because i heard ppl say thats a reason why u get pimplez and stufflike that... or can anyone answer me why u do get stuff like that?
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#2
 2003-07-22, 08:55
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Re: Is this true!?
No, jacking off has nothing to do with getting zits.
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#3
 2003-07-22, 08:57
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sHiZzy!! 
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Re: Is this true!?
Does anyone here know specificaly how you get them!?
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#4
 2003-07-22, 08:58
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Re: Is this true!?
you've got to be the dumbest person i've ever come across. ever. in my life.
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#5
 2003-07-22, 08:58
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sHiZzy!! 
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Re: Is this true!?
yes thats me a dumbfuck lol... soo what..
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#6
 2003-07-22, 08:59
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Re: Is this true!?
i've never heard of anything like that but ya never know with the shit people discover...
~gabe
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#7
 2003-07-22, 09:00
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Re: Is this true!?
Well, I s'pose it's possible, since rampant hormonal activity leads to excess oil production. That combined with bacteria, dirt and dead skin cells leads to acne, zits, blackheads...all that charming stuff. But I doubt that masturbation tips the balance much in a teenager's hormonal situation.
Just wash your hands really well, and avoid touching your face. 3% hydrogen peroxide applied with cotton all over the face curbs acne pretty well.
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#8
 2003-07-22, 09:01
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Re: Is this true!?
How you get pimples? where were you during sex ed?
It's essentially the brain jetisoning testosterone out thru your pores. Then it clogs (along w/ dirt and oil), and creates pimple.
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#9
 2003-07-22, 09:08
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sHiZzy!! 
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Re: Is this true!?
i didnt take sex ed .. i thought it was a waste of time.. but i guess not well i took parts of it.. and never took health either
[This message has been edited by sHiZzy!! (edited 07-22-2003).]
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#10
 2003-07-22, 09:10
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Razzy 
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Re: Is this true!?
Hmm... *sniffs* ACK! A troll! 
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#11
 2003-07-22, 09:36
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jumpunderaboat 
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Re: Is this true!?
hmmm ok...
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#12
 2003-07-22, 10:48
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Re: Is this true!?
You can also go blind if your not carefull...
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#13
 2003-07-22, 10:58
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x_awful_eifel_x 
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Re: Is this true!?
blind?
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#14
 2003-07-22, 11:04
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Razzy 
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Re: Is this true!?
OHH and don't forget the excessive growth of hair on your palm.
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#15
 2003-07-22, 11:05
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BondageBarbi 
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Re: Is this true!?
you know you're close to going blind when your palms get hairy
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#16
 2003-07-22, 19:18
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Damned5101 
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Re: Is this true!?
Stress gives me zits, jacking-off relieves stress, so to answer your question, No.
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#17
 2003-07-23, 03:13
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jumpunderaboat 
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Re: Is this true!?
The more you jack-off the more fucked up you will become....eventually your limbs will explode and torso turn a vivid green shade.
-JUMP-
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#18
 2003-07-23, 03:21
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llTheEdManll 
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Re: Is this true!?
Uh... No? Or some people would be a walking pimple. If it is though...
http://www.pornstarguru.com/page.php?x=317193&m=1
Jack away! This game will keep you.. "Busy."
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#19
 2003-07-23, 03:47
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spaiku 
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Re: Is this true!?
Geezus, shizzy, what a fucktard...
*sorry Jump! Someone had to say it!

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#20
 2003-07-23, 03:51
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#21
 2003-07-23, 04:12
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i heard you get zits, pimples, and blackheads when you eat alot of junk food are when your in love i heard it from my dads freind
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#22
 2003-07-23, 05:36
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EyeSore 
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Re: Is this true!?
please people. don't swallow everything your told. use you fucking brain. why would masturbating cause acne? most myths have some truth behind them.
it comes from back in the day, before acne medicines, before people washed every day, way back when. these people would jerk off. this would cause them to sweat and emit oils through their skin, the common reaction to an orgasm.
now, these people wouldn't wash up, cause that wasn't common practice. they didn't shower every day. they didn't have deep pore cleansers. they would just walk around with their newly oily face.
on top of this, they started masturbating when they hit puberty (as most of us still do). at the same time, they would break out with acne. people often mistake corrolation for causation. they think, "hmmm... im masturbating, im getting acne, must be related."
it became an urban myth, and is passed around to this day.
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#23
 2003-07-23, 06:35
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Re: Is this true!?
wanking makes your dick grow big,
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#24
 2003-07-23, 09:20
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Abraham Gorilla 
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"I rubbed it, and it got bigger!"
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#25
 2003-07-23, 10:46
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Razzy 
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Re: Is this true!?
quote:Originally posted by Abraham Gorilla:
"I rubbed it, and it got bigger!"
Yeah... kinda like your ass. Over the years that is. HARRR!!!!!!

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#26
 2003-07-23, 13:32
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Geenie 
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haha omg... that must be the dumbest remark since i heard... i dunno - since a long time ^^ you are seriously stupid my friend ! go to school.
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#27
 2003-07-24, 03:08
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Re: Is this true!?
Oh yeah, it's horrible. Every time you Jerk off, you get a pimple. It's horrible, the pimple problem is getting out of hand! Man, you should see my friend's palms, hairy as hairy can be, everybody laughs at him.
In case you didn't realize this was a joke, please don't get worried. I'm just building on the masturbation fears of the uneducated.
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