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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2003-07-21, 18:57
luketalbot99 luketalbot99 is offline
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Default Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

Depending on what hairstyle you have will your "partner" know straight away what you are like in bed
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Old 2003-07-21, 19:01
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

Absolutely. Chicks dig mullets. You should grow one.
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Old 2003-07-21, 19:39
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What the hell kind of question is this?Meanwhile, I was meaning to ask. If you wear black shoes does your hair grow faster?



Shek
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Old 2003-07-21, 19:48
Horny Kangaroo Wrangler Horny Kangaroo Wrangler is offline
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Default Re: Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

I actually would have taken this semi serious if I hadn't already read your last 4 posts and come to the conclusion that you are a complete moron.

Anyway go with the Mullet. Chicks dig mullets it will give you a bigger wang and more sex appeal.

Alright I figure you can't be any older than 14 so you are probably serious about this so here is an explanation. I doubt you will understand it but here you go:

No your hairstyle does not directly effect how good you are in bed.

However most people will probably judge you by the way that you look and if you have an attractive or "cool" hair style they may think more of you therfore increasing your chance to attract the opposite sex.

Also having a hairstyly that you like will give you confidence which in turn will affect your performance because if you are confident in yourself you will be better than if you are self conscience.

So to answer your question. No Hairstyle does not affect how good you are in bed directly but it can affect how you are looked at and percieved by the opposite sex.

Take Care,

Kangy
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Old 2003-07-21, 19:54
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You took him all to seriously Kangy.



Shek
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Old 2003-07-21, 22:59
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quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Absolutely. Chicks dig mullets. You should grow one.a mullet is a true fanny-magnet. A 'Zapata' mustache helps you score with lonely housewives (or do you watch different films?).
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Old 2003-07-22, 06:29
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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velcrow is the way to go... enough said.
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Old 2003-07-22, 07:10
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chicks dig the mullet.
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Old 2003-07-22, 18:50
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At first when i read this i thought BWA HA Ha but you know, on closer inspection, why not?

People who are (and will always be!) bad at sex: perfectionists, self-absorbed, frigidaires, afraid to get dirty/messy. So for girls and guys, you can look at their perfect, no-hair-out-of-place and ponder....

People who are good at sex: inventive, not afraid to get dirty, not self-obsessed.

So after further reflection i conclude that yes, you CAN predict a person's sexual performance by their hair.

(whips her head around to make bed head)
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Old 2003-07-23, 03:05
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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I've seen pics of luketalbot and he already has a mullet and a 'brute' of a face.

-JUMP-
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Old 2003-07-23, 03:19
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

What the hell kind of question is this?Meanwhile, I was meaning to ask. If you wear black shoes does your hair grow faster?



Shek

Actaully is a reasonable question, and Tabiba hit the nail on the head..its all about perception. External and Internal,

If the opposite sex percieves you to be attractive you will get more sex...therefore more experience and be better and if you percieve your hair to be good your confidence will increase which isnt going to make you perform any worse.

-JUMP-
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Old 2003-07-23, 04:24
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Default Re: Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

NO! It just makes you look good/
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Old 2003-07-23, 05:39
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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there is definately a corrolation. black guys have fro's. black guys have big dicks. people with big dicks are good lays. therefore, people with fro's are good in bed.

i <3 misused logic.
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Old 2003-07-23, 20:32
270341 270341 is offline
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Default Re: Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

I have my hair perform a mohawk once in a while...i get attention...
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Old 2003-07-23, 21:06
ismokecamelstr8s ismokecamelstr8s is offline
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The mullet is the proper way to go no matter what. (http://mulletjunky.com/picfix1.htm) Check out the entire page.

(0_o)
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Old 2003-07-23, 23:38
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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^nice link, Im now tempted to get a "MULLET HUNTER" hoody.

-JUMP-
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Old 2003-07-23, 23:41
Woodrift Woodrift is offline
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Default Re: Do hairstyles indicate how good you are in bed?!

Aren't we all....
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Old 2003-07-24, 02:33
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of course, when ur hair's all ruffled and messy then people you meet at work know ur good in bed (or the elevator).
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Old 2003-07-24, 05:15
Rabid Beaver Rabid Beaver is offline
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I hope someone lights you on fire for taking a topic like this and making smart people actually think about it.
 
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