When it's getting late but your folks are still downstairs, go and hide under their bed. Now when they go to bed, you start masturbating until you jizz.

If anyone dare do that then I'll give you my every possession.

wow. I honestly have NO idea what to say about this. I cant decide whether to flame, or attempt the dare. ack! *flames self*

don't flame just for the sake of it dude. It can ruin potentially great threads.

I know. I dont flame. its a good dare, that I'd proabaly do, if there was some sort of real reward.

dumbass! what are ur parents? siblings?

lol if there ever was a time to flame...

quote:Originally posted by Le Diable N0ir:

dumbass! what are ur parents? siblings?

Ha, very good!

It would have been funny if it wasn't such a random insult. Oh pardon me, it had the word 'parents' in it.

quote:Originally posted by jumpunderaboat:

lol if there ever was a time to flame...

Then let's do it Mr Boat!

Let's have a flame war!!

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

Ha, very good!

It would have been funny if it wasn't such a random insult. Oh pardon me, it had the word 'parents' in it.

excuse me, i think u're mistakin me for someone who gives a damn

i'm busy now. Can i ignore u some other time?

^ If you're busy then focus on your task Goddamnit!!

Then again, I suppose beating off to your dads childhood pictures isn't really a task for you is it?

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

^ If you're busy then focus on your task Goddamnit!!

Then again, I suppose beating off to your dads childhood pictures isn't really a task for you is it?

OMFG!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!

Well this is interesting..

It was.

quote:Originally posted by IHateMarsians:

OMFG!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!

too many random letters all in one place. what does this mean? simple english would suffice. there must be some code, pattern. mind boggling.

by the way, sounds like a good dare, except for laying under a bed for way too long.

Beany mate you are one screwed up person... BUT that is a fucking hilarious idea.

i salute you.

no, no, no... you wait untill you hear them in the driveway, then u go crazy and see if u can get off before they come inside the house

ts

quote:Originally posted by EyeSore:

too many random letters all in one place. what does this mean?

OMFG!! ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!!

=

Oh My Fucking God, Rolling On The FLoor Laughing My Muther Fuckin Ass Off!!!!

just my guess..

btw about the topic.. thats sick, what would u say if u got caught, itd be fucking embarassing and theyd think u were the biggest pervert.

quote:Originally posted by bacardi:

btw about the topic.. thats sick, what would u say if u got caught, itd be fucking embarassing and theyd think u were the biggest pervert.

I bet James Bond could do it without being caught.

ahahhaha this is some of the funniest shit ive ever read lol

the guy that said wankin off to yer dads photos roflmao

nothin worse when yer sittin with people and just burst out laughin askin WHAT? WHAT?

cant exactly tell em lol

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

I bet James Bond could do it without being caught.

Beany my friend i think you are a genious

No no no no no, here's a little game called "THE DANGER WANK". What you do is you wait until your mom is at least on a different level then your room. Call her and then before she gets to your room, jerk off as fast as you can until you spooge.

It's fun, you gotta try it.

^ Maybe when my mums 90 years old

Story sounds like it leads to military school

Ah man....I remember looking for money in my parents room and i heard somebody coming, so I hid under the bed, and my mom and dad were talking about what they would do to eachother if they had the house to themselves right now.......i finally got out in about 20 minutes.....

quote:Originally posted by Inexperienced_Dude11:

Ah man....I remember looking for money in my parents room and i heard somebody coming, so I hid under the bed, and my mom and dad were talking about what they would do to eachother if they had the house to themselves right now.......i finally got out in about 20 minutes.....

Havent you heard of an [b]excuse[/].

Hiding under the bed...makes me chuckle

-JUMP-

quote:Originally posted by Inexperienced_Dude11:

Ah man....I remember looking for money in my parents room and i heard somebody coming, so I hid under the bed, and my mom and dad were talking about what they would do to eachother if they had the house to themselves right now.......i finally got out in about 20 minutes.....

Be glad they didn't notice you weren't around, assume they had the house to themselves, and proceed to make good on their ideas. Having to be in the same room as that is bad enough, but what if they went at it so hard the boxspring/mattress beat the shit out of you?

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

Be glad they didn't notice you weren't around, assume they had the house to themselves, and proceed to make good on their ideas. Having to be in the same room as that is bad enough, but what if they went at it so hard the boxspring/mattress beat the shit out of you?

yeah...i was grateful that they didn't follow there ideas because that would've been really disgusting and i think i'd shit myself and i'd never look at my parents the same ever again

quote:Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:

but what if they went at it so hard the boxspring/mattress beat the shit out of you?

THATS SO FUCKING FUNNY!...sit back VISUALIZE IT.....ewwwww

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

^ If you're busy then focus on your task Goddamnit!!

Then again, I suppose beating off to your dads childhood pictures isn't really a task for you is it?

this is great....

Oh god, matress springs beating the shit out of you while parents fucking on bed.

most bonerific thing i have ever heard. I would actually do it but my parents bed is too short to fit under

quote:Originally posted by creepinghorseman:

most bonerific thing i have ever heard. I would actually do it but my parents bed is too short to fit under

Maybe you could try the closet. Remember to wipe with your mom's lingere.

I must admit that is a good dare. I'd totally puss out and not do it. Unless someone paid me some good $$$ then I'd put it into some deep consideration.

I prolly would do it just for one of my goals of summer......i wonder what'd my girlfriend would think of me?

quote:Originally posted by Inexperienced_Dude11:



i wonder what'd my girlfriend would think of me?

Hmm, now there's a variation.

You could lay there and she could do it for you.

common dude, now jerkin off under your parents, common dude thats sick makes me want to break your nuts off and feed them to the dog

haha dude i would so do that it sounds fun if only i could fit under the bed, im not fat or anything but there bed is like 6 inches off the ground and i cant fit.

HA! that right there is a dare for pussies. A REAL man-child would do it strapped to the ceiling, hoping they don't look up.

I'll go one better, I will stand right in front of your parents and beat off.

I mean that all depends on what you actually own and will give me.

you are a sick fuck beans

hahaha, james bond:

http://www.pornstarguru.com/page.php?x=325852&m=1

why in gods name would you want to do that man?!?!?!

that's just fucked dude.

you ain't from like...millwall or some other shithole full of weirdos are you?!

quote:Originally posted by Beany:

When it's getting late but your folks are still downstairs, go and hide under their bed. Now when they go to bed, you start masturbating until you jizz.

If anyone dare do that then I'll give you my every possession.

Beany you are a genius and I salute you!

i would really wanna do that, but...what if my parents started to fuck? then...oh god im not doing it anymore