Ok, about 3 days ago my cousin(shes a girl) im'ed me and said hey you wanna go out with this girl and i was like i dont even know who then 2 min later she imed me and said hey

i said hello.... she told me her name and said she was n my gym class i said lol i still dont know u and then she said i was the girl that came up to you and asked you if your tattoo was real on your leg. I said o ok i know u....SHE IS FUKING HOT AS HELL.. but heres the problem for 1 im gonna b honest i have no idea why she likes me cause im a punk and shes a wigga but we goiin out now..But shes goin to my cousins house this weekend THATS IN 2 DAYS and 2 b honoest im fuking worried cause my cousin said she wants me to fuk her,fingure her,eat her out and EVERY fuking thing im like cant the fuking b ok.BUT 2 b honest again this will b the first time i have fuked in a long long time the first time i was only 8(dont ask) but i was 2 young so this is the first time i fuked since then. SO wut sould i do as far as pleaseing her keep in mind im highschool not an adult im 15 but i really wanna tapp her ass

You're setting yourself up for a limp dick if you think and worry about it too much. You might go on the date and things might change, maybe she doesn't want you to just fuck her. But if the time does come around when you're getting hot and heavy, don't think. Being with a guy who shows his sexual prowess is enough for me to be begging and moaning. So let your hormones take over and ravage her, it'll come natural.

Just don't forget to wear protection. And watch out for crazy girl signs. If you think she'll end up stalking you because you had sex with her, don't go near her. Some girls (specially the young ones) can go psycho after sex.

quote:Originally posted by MrMojoRisin:

You're setting yourself up for a limp dick if you think and worry about it too much. You might go on the date and things might change, maybe she doesn't want you to just fuck her. But if the time does come around when you're getting hot and heavy, don't think. Being with a guy who shows his sexual prowess is enough for me to be begging and moaning. So let your hormones take over and ravage her, it'll come natural.

Just don't forget to wear protection. And watch out for crazy girl signs. If you think she'll end up stalking you because you had sex with her, don't go near her. Some girls (specially the young ones) can go psycho after sex.

tell me about it man i mean "shux"

Woodrift- Please try and put in more input.

Mojo has it right, don't worry so much. If you worry you are bound to make a prick of yourself or do something stupid as hell. Talk to her more, on the phone and stuff. Get to know her and you won't have as much to worry about.

Shek

thanks for the help guys u know wut im not worried im a man i sould let my dick do the thinkingbut ne ways shes wanting me 2 do shit i never done before.....

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Shek

hey, who cares if you don't perform well? from the sounds of things, you don't have any common friends and you don't know her too well. don't let her control you if that's not what you want. you don't have to do everything she wants you to. fuck her doggy style, then slip it out and ram it up her ass. if she doesn't like it, smack her and tell her to bake you some cookies

quote:Originally posted by GlitterPunk112358:

fuck her doggy style, then slip it out and ram it up her ass. if she doesn't like it, smack her and tell her to bake you some cookies

HAHAHAHA

ok, just go down on her first. thats all you have to do. make her get off with that, and it doeesn't matter if your dick is 3 inches long.

www.clitical.com (http://www.clitical.com) has a lot of good info.

if you just write the ABC's on her clit with your tongue, it'll work. take it kinda slow, but for the most part, being a young girl, i'd say dominate her.

and also, use grammar. girls like a guy that can spell. punctuatuin is a plus. paragraphs - a necessity.

just finger her, and move on if you feel comfortable...

Bahh! I cant even find the hole!

quote:Originally posted by firebug911:

Bahh! I cant even find the hole!

That.. kind of.. sucks...

Oh well. Good luck anyway.

im serous no lie aint the hole at the button of her pussy or in the middle

Might be kinda hard to fuck her if she aint got a pussy. Hmm, perhaps she really is a man and she had a sex change?

no shes has a pussy i seen it before but cant find the hole dmna it

get her wet first. and then you'll be able to find her hole easily. but when shes not wet, nothing will want to go into her hole, there will be too much friction. it's easy enough to find, so long as she's wet. savy?

Tell her it's you first or w/e (when u were 8 wtf) and rub the clit alot. The clit, for the inexperienced, is the peice of skin on the top of the vagina. It feels better than fingering her. And for oral sex move your tounge fast across the clit and finger her while making a "come here" signal with your finger while its in her vagina. If you do it right she will fall in love with your punk ass. Good luck and have fun.

O_o

i dont usually give idiots in 6th grade advice, ok maybe 7th grade your going to do horrible no matter what your a stupid kid... at least be honest and dont fake your ass off it'll only make it funnier hence this---> "i cant find the hole"

dumbass...

damn im in a bad mood today... must be the loneliness again... (sigh)

[This message has been edited by great glavin (edited 07-20-2003).]

quote:Originally posted by firebug911:

Ok, about 3 days ago my cousin(shes a girl) im'ed me and said hey you wanna go out with this girl and i was like i dont even know who then 2 min later she imed me and said hey

i said hello.... she told me her name and said she was n my gym class i said lol i still dont know u and then she said i was the girl that came up to you and asked you if your tattoo was real on your leg. I said o ok i know u....SHE IS FUKING HOT AS HELL.. but heres the problem for 1 im gonna b honest i have no idea why she likes me cause im a punk and shes a wigga but we goiin out now..But shes goin to my cousins house this weekend THATS IN 2 DAYS and 2 b honoest im fuking worried cause my cousin said she wants me to fuk her,fingure her,eat her out and EVERY fuking thing im like cant the fuking b ok.BUT 2 b honest again this will b the first time i have fuked in a long long time the first time i was only 8(dont ask) but i was 2 young so this is the first time i fuked since then. SO wut sould i do as far as pleaseing her keep in mind im highschool not an adult im 15 but i really wanna tapp her ass

Youre no punk, you damn poser. Mall Punk maybe? Thats for pussies.

quote:Originally posted by unchewed_meat:

Youre no punk, you damn poser. Mall Punk maybe? Thats for pussies.

ditto

Jebus, it's so hard to find her hole? All it requires is a little instinct.

Firebug, perhaps you should look at some diagrams. Maybe a porno or two might work. The best one of them all would be to ask. It might sound a little off but learning is the best part of your budding sex life. The only way to learn is thourgh hands on experience. Ask her what she likes, ask he to guide you and talk you through it. There's really nothing anyone here can say to help you find her hole, sorry to break to ya.

thanks yall and for the ppl that flamed me....get a fuking life morons

yeah yeah she came over and we was n my room talking and then the fucking phone rang i was like omfg. i came back and she had her shirt and pants off she was n bra and thong =D. So then i fucking got soo nervous she said "u got a rubber right" i said yeah well my dumbass forgot where i put it and at that time my shoes shirt and pants were off.

Well i coudnt find it. My heart rate went up and i said DAMN IT really loud she started laughing i said do u got 1 she said no then she said well thats ok u dont have to wear 1 im on the "pill" i was like NO!

SO i got dressed left her half nnaked on the bed and ran so fucking fast to my cousins which is 3 houses down but far took me about 5 min to get there i knocked no 1 was home i was like OMFG and said to my self wut does it take to get fuking laid.....

Well i walked off his fornt porch and almost at the road he came out and said wtf do u want u lil shit he girlfriend was also over i said i need a rubber i lost the other 1 he brung me a rubber and a coke i thanked him very very much.

So i hauled ass back to my house had a smoke before i went in. Went in there she said wut took you soo long. i said i dunno. she laughed again and took off her bra i said in my head (holyyyy shit!). So my dick weny BOING she looked down and her eyes glowed. She said hurry up i opened the condom and put that shit on.

And well im not gonna go into details but wow. I performed really good i think my insitnt took over infact i think i was a lil too rough then after we were done we both had a smoke and the rest of the time we were there we made out and talked i eat her out and she sucked my whowho..

And she said David(souldnt used my firstname) i have to tell you something i was about to say she had aids and shit.i asked u dont have ne thing do u she looked at my really weird she said hell no i said thank god..

She told me to shutup. i said ok. She said that we gotta break up i was like why. She said because im going to live with my dad in gorgia( i live in FL) i was about to cry but then i relized well hell at least i got to fuck her being my first picec since well u know.. the big 8 lmao.. But she said i love u and ill keep in touch by email.well when she left i cried so wut my day tunred out to be was a long journey to get a damn condom 1 hell of a good time in my roo and then being dumped.......

Doesnt life work in fucked up ways?

Firebug911, first thing you need to do is learn proper grammar, and maybe work on your spelling a little bit better.

So in other words, don't act like a ghetto nigger.

Good job with the pertinent post, Syntex.

Not that this one's any better, but I can't think of anything relevant to say. You got laid, dude. Yay. Too bad you can't do it again.