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 #1 
Old 2003-07-16, 03:13
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Default penis envy contest

how big is yours?

(is this even legal on ttose?)
 #2 
Old 2003-07-16, 03:17
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uhhh about 4.2"

I don't want to hear about anyody saying that's small cuz i'm 14 and asian.
 #3 
Old 2003-07-16, 03:19
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this id the millionth penis size thread
 #4 
Old 2003-07-16, 03:41
Radical_Extreme Radical_Extreme is offline
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20 inches .... FOLDED IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 #5 
Old 2003-07-16, 04:44
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14 yr old quasi-black kid w/ a 7.sumthin
 #6 
Old 2003-07-16, 04:49
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Mine is 12 inches. Girls think I'm small.
 #7 
Old 2003-07-16, 05:12
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quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Mine is 12 inches. Girls think I'm small.

I'm black.nuff said
 #8 
Old 2003-07-16, 05:42
The Genocide Machine The Genocide Machine is offline
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Wtf is with all this Asian stereotyping? I'm Azn and I have an 8 inch penis! The only problem is it's inverted...My friends think it's a vagina...Assholes...So I guess you could said I have a -8 inch penis...BUT which way it's pointing DOESN'T MATTER. So...HAH I HAVE AN 8 INCH PENIS AND YOU DON'T.
 #9 
Old 2003-07-16, 05:54
jumpunderaboat jumpunderaboat is offline
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I was going to complain...but thinking about it, if some girl said lets have a breast competition...I wouldn't be complaining so carry on if you must...

-JUMP-

Ps. by the way...maturity is pretty good
 #10 
Old 2003-07-16, 06:03
jerky jerky is offline
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Im going to say you guys that CLAIM to have ahuge monkey are either full of shit or ther are chicks that are never gong to sleep with you. Im just a baby I guess, just 6.5 inches but today the wanker is doing good. I got a piercing about 3 hours ago just above my monkey, right in the perfect spot to rub on the LOVE BUTTON on a chick. This is gonna please my girl so much, cant wait to try it out.
 #11 
Old 2003-07-16, 06:09
sniper3k3 sniper3k3 is offline
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If you must know, i'm 17 with a 6" penis.
 #12 
Old 2003-07-16, 06:10
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Of course if there is a breast competition they have to enclose a picture too .
 #13 
Old 2003-07-16, 06:25
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Born -85...

Lenght: 18 Centimeters = 7.08660 Inches

Thickness: 6 Centimeters = 2.36220 Inches

(thickness = I cut a piece of string, made markings on it and wrapped it around my dick)
 #14 
Old 2003-07-16, 06:38
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well, im having envy.... their ego's are so big that they can barely fit through a door.

and you'll never get an honest answer with thtis one. someone (usually more than one)will always... over-estimate. "seriously guys imk only 14 and it's 9.5" yea right.
 #15 
Old 2003-07-16, 07:38
Razzy Razzy is offline
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Well believe it or not I actually measured my johnson a while ago so those numbers should be pretty precise. And I do not lie. Not my style.
 #16 
Old 2003-07-16, 07:46
bangin_hump69 bangin_hump69 is offline
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I'm massive, I do not even know how big mine is but no girl could take it..

Oh damm I am a girl..

Now I have penis envy.

Maybe I should make a post saying who has the biggest tits.

Well, maybe not. Just playing guys.

[This message has been edited by bangin_hump69 (edited 07-16-2003).]
 #17 
Old 2003-07-16, 18:22
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Mine is regular sized, but it pulsates like an anime demon.
 #18 
Old 2003-07-16, 18:48
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My dick is 8 inches long and 2 and half inches around. No lie, i dont lie, but i think if you always masterbate it gets bigger. that is waht i did and it got bigger, but that was probably just me growing so i dont know.
 #19 
Old 2003-07-16, 19:11
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Mines around 7.5 - 8" on a good day. I atribute it to constant masturbation.

Maybe this is why I have a big perscription on my glasses.

I never measured width I think I might eventually.
 #20 
Old 2003-07-16, 19:49
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Mine's 7.5 inches, if yours is any smaller, all the girls will think you have a small penis and run away. So be careful.



Shek
 #21 
Old 2003-07-16, 21:05
JayPhatBuds JayPhatBuds is offline
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Im going the Adam Corolla measuring way,

im .. rougly . 3 n a half ,,yep
 #22 
Old 2003-07-16, 23:36
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prozack jack: im asian and 14 also, and im like 5.5 length and 4.5 circumfrence
 #23 
Old 2003-07-17, 00:42
dark-easterbunny dark-easterbunny is offline
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mine's a little bit bigger than 6 inches... and it don't care , i'm perfectly happy with it.. it already hurts my g/f now sometimes in certain positions...

ohw.... bangin_hump69 , when will the titty size threat be up
 #24 
Old 2003-07-17, 05:07
EyeSore EyeSore is offline
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funny, every guy here except for me has an 8 inch cock....

rite... call me skeptical.
 #25 
Old 2003-08-10, 05:03
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I'm 14 and MY dick is a bit over 5 inches... I still got to grow though so I'm not worried... it's not even small.

peace (why the fuck did I just tell you all that?)
 #26 
Old 2003-08-10, 05:25
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well mine is exactly 2 inches......from the ground hahaha

no but really mines about 7 inches
 #27 
Old 2003-08-10, 05:31
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banginhump...thats great

but honestly...a big penis is way way way overrated. Despite the whole "penis envy" deal and the bragging rights, its kind of better not to be huge.
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Old 2003-08-10, 07:21
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I'm going to be completely honest here because, quite frankly, nobody will believe me and nobody will care if they do.

Just, for once, I'm not going to avoid speaking about this subject.

length: 7.5"

circumference: 8.25"

You know what makes that worthless, though? I'm pitifully small when flaccid. I mean, it's damn near comical. My dick's maybe 2" when flaccid, tops. It really pisses me off because most women somehow think that only the guys who have large flaccid penii have large dicks when they're erect.

I guess I'm just a grower, not a shower.

Not that I'd care, though. If a woman's superficial enough to not want to go out with me and get down with me based on that, she isn't worth being with, no matter what she looks like.

EDIT: For spelling corrections.

[This message has been edited by Kikey_Kikeowitz (edited 08-10-2003).]
 #29 
Old 2003-08-10, 07:30
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Well, honestly, mine is about 7". And I am not bragging, that is a bit too large is it not ladies ?
 #30 
Old 2003-08-10, 11:28
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allright, so i wanted to have some input here, i am 16 and just over 6" long.

i havent measured width or anything.

one thing that makes me wonder, does smoking really stop your dick from growing bigger when you are young?
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Old 2003-08-11, 02:55
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quote:Originally posted by craigster2003:

does smoking really stop your dick from growing bigger when you are young?

No, thats propoganda aimed at would be smokers to scare them into not lighting up.



I'm 7" , give or take about 0.3 of an inch.



(why the fuck am I even posting this?)

-MD
 #32 
Old 2003-08-11, 03:01
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quote:Originally posted by Apoxyus:

My dick is 8 inches long and 2 and half inches around.

That 2.5 inches is circumference and not diameter? Are you sure? Someone else posted something similar (talking about a string) but I have a hard time believing anyone over 4-5 inches long would be that thin.
 #33 
Old 2003-08-11, 22:34
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quote:Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

length: 7.5"

circumference: 8.25"

Divide by pi, square root, x2...

Your penis is 3.24 inches wide!? That's probably about as wide as your average grown man's fist. It's half as wide as it is long!

How did you measure that?

I'm 8" long, and I'm guessing between 1&1/2" to 2" wide. And I'm 18. People that know me know that if I lie, it's obvious, and for humourous purposes only.

Anyone want my phone number, now?
 #34 
Old 2003-08-11, 22:40
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quote:Originally posted by Raen:

Originally posted by Kikey_Kikeowitz:

length: 7.5"

circumference: 8.25"

Divide by pi, square root, x2...

Your penis is 3.24 inches wide!?



3.24" sounds a bit off. Way off, actually. Perhaps I messed up in the circumference measurements.

I'd say it's about 2.5" wide, so the rough estimate of circumference based off of that is around 7.85".

I still don't think that's too bad. I must have screwed up the 'string' method quite a bit, though.
 #35 
Old 2003-08-12, 02:25
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About 6" in length and I'll measure its circumference some time.
 #36 
Old 2003-08-12, 07:12
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I'm strictly average, but some of us aren't ashamed to tell the truth.

I'm actualy smaller then average flacid, but that's quite handy, keeps it out of the way.
 #37 
Old 2003-08-12, 16:42
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

I'm strictly average, but some of us aren't ashamed to tell the truth.

I'm actualy smaller then average flacid, but that's quite handy, keeps it out of the way.

yep. me too. keeps it out of the way, but doesn't impress anyone when you go streaking.
 #38 
Old 2003-08-12, 17:00
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Since you ask, it's big enought that it hurts my wife before I get it all the way in.

Measuring is for total insecurity freaks or gay guys who need the data for personal ads , or something.
 #39 
Old 2003-08-12, 17:18
krayzie05 krayzie05 is offline
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i'm average, but i dunno is average is big or not on a 15 yr old.
 #40 
Old 2003-08-12, 22:52
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quote:Originally posted by Prometheus:

I'm actualy smaller then average flacid, but that's quite handy, keeps it out of the way.

That may be true, but come on.

I'm in the same boat, both you and I know it really fucks with your head.

And forget about all those hedonistic adolescent hijinks. No skinny dipping for our lot.
 #41 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:06
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quote:Originally posted by ArmsMerchant:

Measuring is for total insecurity freaks or gay guys who need the data for personal ads , or something.



Yep.

Strike me as the total insecurity freak who's currently keeping track of his gains through one of the numerous prgrams we all see advertised.
 #42 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:23
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I just had a thought, what's the deal with women stereotypically being attracted to a guy with a large dick if in reality too much larger than average often ends up being uncomfortable for the woman? Is it just that women have an instinctive attraction to the large penis because it can get the sperm deeper in the vagina and thus result in higher chances of her becoming pregnant?

Oh and that problem with Kikey's cock's width is because the the formula used was wrong. Raen used the formula to find it's width from it's cross sectional area not from it's circumpherence. To find diameter from circumpherence simply divide by pi so 8.25 around divided by 3.14 is 2.6" wide.
 #43 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:26
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Wow...And I'm supposed to be an engineer. Now I feel like an idiot!

I blame it on the weed.
 #44 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:36
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yea. i have the irish curse. big deal. i might not have a 27 inch cock, but i can drink you under the table.
 #45 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:42
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quote:Originally posted by a123x:

Oh and that problem with Kikey's cock's width is because the the formula used was wrong. Raen used the formula to find it's width from it's cross sectional area not from it's circumpherence. To find diameter from circumpherence simply divide by pi so 8.25 around divided by 3.14 is 2.6" wide.



That sounds about right. My eyeball measurement estimate was about 2.5" wide.
 #46 
Old 2003-08-12, 23:48
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My penis is exactly three inches long and exactly twelve inches wide.
 #47 
Old 2003-08-13, 01:46
Joe Boo Joe Boo is offline
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Mine is the length of a pack of cigarettes, but the girth is the same as a soda can.
 #48 
Old 2003-08-13, 02:19
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quote:Originally posted by a123x:

I just had a thought, what's the deal with women stereotypically being attracted to a guy with a large dick if in reality too much larger than average often ends up being uncomfortable for the woman? Is it just that women have an instinctive attraction to the large penis because it can get the sperm deeper in the vagina and thus result in higher chances of her becoming pregnant?

Oh and that problem with Kikey's cock's width is because the the formula used was wrong. Raen used the formula to find it's width from it's cross sectional area not from it's circumpherence. To find diameter from circumpherence simply divide by pi so 8.25 around divided by 3.14 is 2.6" wide.

Actually women are typically attracted to a more average sized penis. Big ones hurt.
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Old 2003-08-13, 02:23
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quote:Originally posted by DarkFire47:

Actually women are typically attracted to a more average sized penis. Big ones hurt.

I knew it. The media lies to us once again.

Oh, and I guess all those porn movies were fake, too.
 
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