I am seeing if I can go for two whole weeks without jacking off (the longest I've ever gone without some form of sexual release is six days).

Firstly, to see if I have the sheer willpower nessasary, and secondly because when I stop jacking off, lots of wierd things start happening such as my insomnia disappearing, any colds/sicknesses vanish, I feel great and full of energy.

Does anyone wanna see if they can outlast me?

Well people who believe in Chi energy think jerking off let's that energy escape your body. So they think it's bad and should be avoided...

But what do I care hehe.. *wank wank wank*

I thought abstination was sex?? Oh well, maybe I'm wrong.



Shek

yeah, I'll get in on that. starting monday, no more sex, or masturbation. it will probably be really easy for me, because my gf is going away for three weeks, so SHE wont tempt me. thats my aim: three weeks. we should keep updating each other on this.

quote:Originally posted by Prince Charming:

I thought abstination was sex?? Oh well, maybe I'm wrong.



Shek

I believe the correct word here is "abstention"

ab·sten·tion ( P ) Pronunciation Key (b-stnshn, b-)

n.

The act or habit of deliberate self-denial.

An abstaining vote or voter: 12 ayes, 10 nays, and 8 abstentions.

idle hands are the devils play things....keep a gameboy handy just incase your hands start to roam....maybe take up knitting

And avoid porn like the plauge!! Evil, evil porno had been my downfall....

Your urges will get you in the end. You can;t deny that which makes you human.

Razzy check your email. Please don't be mad it me. Just having a little fun.

Hmm.. no new e-mails. :P

I've gone just over 11 years without jacking off!

"Razzy check your email. Please don't be mad it me. Just having a little fun."

Whoops I intended that for shadow88 but Razzy I sent you an email now anyway.

It's really nothing special to not masturbate for awhile. Besides it being an extremely easy task, who really fucking cares? Go watch a movie, read a book, hang out with friends. There are millions of things to do besides getting off that make this "abstination marathon" quite easy. Just try not to get bored.

it should be pretty easy, so long as you don't take showers.

quote:Originally posted by xenosss:

It's really nothing special to not masturbate for awhile. Besides it being an extremely easy task, who really fucking cares? Go watch a movie, read a book, hang out with friends. There are millions of things to do besides getting off that make this "abstination marathon" quite easy. Just try not to get bored.

Your a girl, right?

Its been two days for me... very challenging so far .

I actually got my dick out and started once but I managed to stop before I got anywhere near blowing my load... gunna have to delete all my porn off Kazaa, that stuff is totally detrimntal to your self control.

quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

Your urges will get you in the end. You can;t deny that which makes you human.

I'm not trying to void my urges forever.. just seeing if I have the balls (pun intended ) to control my urges for two weeks.

dude, youre like my best friend. he jacks off twice in the shower in the morning, and then takes another one so he can jack off again, and then he does it in bed too.

now me, on the other hand, i accidentally go three months without any sexual activity, but i jump into bed and impress every single girl ive ever been with, including all the ones that my best friend took first. they all say that he shot his load too quickly for them to derive enjoyment. ive even had them complain that he shot his load while eating them out, so he stopped.

how many of you would have thought it the other way around?

SJ

My only question for you guys is WHY? Why do you go in for this kind of self-abuse? It can't be pleasurable! It can't be good for you physically! It can't be good for you emotionally! There's no Olympic "Abstention Division" where you can take "Gold", and there will be no publicity, medals or awards for your great sacrifices and misery!! Do you compete to see how long you can go without a drink of water? Do you compete to see how long you can go without eating any food? Do you compete to see how long you can go without going to the toilet? I think I heard you say "NO, of course not"!! Well then, WHY ARE YOU DOING SUCH A STUPID THING AS THIS. Isn't masterbation one of life's greatest pleasures for a young guy? THEN WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR STUPID TOURNAMENT? (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

My only question for you guys is WHY? Why do you go in for this kind of self-abuse? It can't be pleasurable! It can't be good for you physically! It can't be good for you emotionally! There's no Olympic "Abstention Division" where you can take "Gold", and there will be no publicity, medals or awards for your great sacrifices and misery!! Do you compete to see how long you can go without a drink of water? Do you compete to see how long you can go without eating any food? Do you compete to see how long you can go without going to the toilet? I think I heard you say "NO, of course not"!! Well then, WHY ARE YOU DOING SUCH A STUPID THING AS THIS. Isn't masterbation one of life's greatest pleasures for a young guy? THEN WHAT'S UP WITH YOUR STUPID TOURNAMENT? (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

it's a great thing to know that you're master of yourself and bend to only yourself. it's great to feel that you can do anything you put your mind too. and it's great to be able to do something that most people can't.

I understand, and I admire your independent spirit, believe me!! BUT you are trying to prove you are in charge of your own urges, desires, and NEEDS by engaging in a pretty UN-NATURAL experiment. I guess it's OK if it's just a "sprint event", but you must know that if you are trying to make it a marathon, you WILL lose, 'cause you can't defy nature. Even some very good, committed, and holy men, (like Priests), who have a spiritual calling and requirement to avoid sexual pleasure, haven't been able to survive their ordeal (or haven't you been reading the papers lately?)!!! I am about as independent as a girl can get, so I totally respect your passion for independence, but you are DESTINED to LOSE the challenge you are facing with this one-- and to be miserable in your futile effort to do so!! Maybe you should try something else to prove you are "in charge" of your body.....'cause trying to avoid masterbating will just prove that you AREN'T!! (hee hee)!! Or at least I think so! Love, Venus.

I'll prove you all wrong!

I will suppress my urges for as long as it takes to get this done!

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

Do you compete to see how long you can go without a drink of water? Do you compete to see how long you can go without eating any food? Do you compete to see how long you can go without going to the toilet? I think I heard you say "NO, of course not"!!

Heheheh.. ummm.. well, I did beat all my friends at the eating one

quote:Originally posted by Razzy:

I believe the correct word here is "abstention"



I dunno.

I'm going to put my money on

abstinence - self-restraint or forbearance from any indulgence or desire

(Macquarie)

quote:Originally posted by pretty pinay:

There's no Olympic "Abstention Division"...

Well, there is the Junior Anti-Sex League (read: 1984).

I have a record of not eating which is about 102 hours and a record for staying awake which is about 80 hours.

Both times I could've kept going but I remember thinking to myself "this is fucking stupid" and stopped.

quote:Originally posted by Razzy:

"this is fucking stupid"

It mist certainly was

Shit, its been three days and a half and already I feel like I'm about to explode in an orgy of testosterone ...

I've taken up weight training to help get my mind off it though that seems to be helping a little.

Also, I don't know if its related but I've been having these really strong cravings to eat meat.. I'm eating at least three times as much as I normally do.

[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 07-13-2003).]

Gah, seriously, I feel like raping the first chick I see and its only been 3 and a half fucking days... jesus christ.

I managed to go a week and a half without wanking, I was out of town. Boy is it a tough test to not wank for a week, let alone two weeks .

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

Gah, seriously, I feel like raping the first chick I see and its only been 3 and a half fucking days... jesus christ.

Well, if that urge gets too awfully strong, for the sake of women everywhere, jack off!!

ok, my gf is gone. she wont be back for three weeks. starting last night, no wanking. and I think I got my share of sex for the time shes gone. for some reason, without thinking about it, I just went a week by accident, last week. then on friday night, we basically watched movies and banged for the whole night. I cant really believe we had sex 4 times plus TONS of foreplay in between. oh well. so anyways, starting last night, nothing for me.

Shadow my friend I think I will spam your email with porn images from the net just to make this more interesting.

By the way thanks for being there.

Hey, Hey hands off that thing! We are watching, we are always watching..

[This message has been edited by bangin_hump69 (edited 07-13-2003).]

If you go for 2 weeks, or a month even, without doing it, you're going to have the biggest fucking load ever when you do succumb.

But you will succumb. They always do. Resistance is futile.

"You hear that sound, Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitability."

- Agent Smith

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quote:Originally posted by Dark_Magneto:

If you go for 2 weeks, or a month even, without doing it, you're going to have the biggest fucking load ever when you do succumb.

But you will succumb. They always do. Resistance is futile.

"You hear that sound, Mr. Anderson? That's the sound of inevitability."

- Agent Smith

[This message has been edited by Dark_Magneto (edited 07-14-2003).]

ROFLMAO

God of Masturbation strikes yet again.

I still don't understand why you guys want to fight a battle where you don't have a chance, and that you've lost even before you begin!! (hee hee)!! Seems to me that it's as futile as pumping air into a balloon without stopping. If you don't stop doing it, or let some air out of the baloon, it IS going to explode on you. Like DarkMagneto said, "it's inevitable", and "you WILL succumb"!! (hee hee). Love, Venus.

There have been times where I could go four, or five weeks even without beating it.

And then there are times like these where I can't go an hour.

It all has to do with your state of mind. You just have to forget about it. Go get stoned or tweaked and try devoting your time and energy to something else. After a week or so, the pain should start to go away.

Try doing Tai Chi!

i'm in!!! im starting today, and i'll go the 2wks!!! this'll be a test!

lol, this is so stupid. I have two of my friends in on this too. and btw, I CAN hold it as long as I want. I've gone weeks before. my only concern is wet dreams. do they count? what do you people think? if you have a wet dream you're out? I think so.

another thing, I just went a week, just because I forgot to do it, and when I was w/ my gf, there was SO much. whatever. ok, well keep us updated.

quote:Originally posted by Shadow88:

Your a girl, right?

I'm the same way, some people can actually control themselves, right now I believe I'm like 4-5 months, no appeal to me.

you guys are great, thanks for brightening up my days.

Maybe I should get... um... my... my brother -- ya, that's it, my brother -- I should get my little brother on this marathon... heh heh...

O.S.: Hey man, I thought you didn't have a broth-- ARGH!!! STOP *gurgle* CHOKing... me... *thud*

Hehe... there... all taken care of...

I jerk it almost every day. I challenge you, I bet I can go 5 days longer than you can. We are on the honors system though, you'll have to trust me as I trust you.

quote:Originally posted by Damned5101:

I jerk it almost every day. I challenge you, I bet I can go 5 days longer than you can. We are on the honors system though, you'll have to trust me as I trust you.

I'll ask you again in 4 months.

We tried this here a few months ago. I was one of the first people to lose, lol. I lasted 2 days, I think.

^^ lol, I remember that Sick_Boy

And itts not just jerking. If you have ANY sort of orgasm, you're out!

quote:Originally posted by Sick_Boy:

We tried this here a few months ago. I was one of the first people to lose, lol. I lasted 2 days, I think.

wait wait wait.... i thought you were a chick...

oohhh nevermind. good to hear the birds cant stop either.

OMG!!You guys are so funny!! While YOU guys are spending all your time neglecting your penises for as many weeks as possible to "win" this "Marathon" (we'll call you the "NEGLECTORS"), there's another Totse group of guys that are spending all their time MEASURING theirs!!(We'll call them the "MEASURERS" (hee hee)!! Why don't both you groups of guys (ie,the "NEGLECTORS" and the "MEASURERS") get together, 'cause after 4 weeks of your stupid "Marathon" you can probably set some size records!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

I've gone 20 minutes without any form of orgasm, does this mean I'm still in .

awww, fucking hell.... I'm out

I lasted for five and a half days.. my record was six



Bh69, this is all YOUR fault!

[This message has been edited by Shadow88 (edited 07-15-2003).]

Yep, they're falling like flies already!! (hee hee)!! Love Venus.

I've gone 43 minutes haha!

"I lasted for five and a half days.. my record was six

Bh69, this is all YOUR fault!"

Oh, no. It's not my fault. I only aided in the development of your inner self. I was there for you man, I was there for you.

Now quite abusing your GF and get back to your duties.

^^bah, whatever it takes you to sleep at night dear

Shadow I think I'm feeling some real resentment here.

No, not at you.. I'm just a little upset at only lasting 5 days is all

Shadow88, aww come on lighten up. Five days is good!

--EDIT-- ERM, rofl, fixed a wordtypo

[This message has been edited by Razzy (edited 07-15-2003).]

Ok then.

5 days is good.

Five days is good?

Well think about it this way: Five days now, six days next time.

Sure. It is all relative. If you do something every day and then you quit for 5 days I think that is pretty good.

So... can I get a pic now Chrissy?

I don't know if wanking counts as an everyday activity, it becomes more of an automated function .

Yes, a plain one.

I really need to fix my scanner. If I wasn't sick I would just use the one at work.

quote:Originally posted by bangin_hump69:

Yes, a plain one.

I really need to fix my scanner. If I wasn't sick I would just use the one at work.

Sick? Aww... try to get better soon ya hear.

Yeah, I'm home sick. I have been for two days but I'm starting to feel a little better.

Just something going around.

Thanks Razzy

(I noted you were not online last night. hmmm)

Aye, get better Chrissy!

Thanks to you to Shadow.

fuck it, i'm not gonna be the only one left

fuck u guys for making me cum

What I just can't see is why nobody has self control, not to insult but can anybody here really go more then 2 weeks at all (that is male, most females are not as attracted to males because of social prejudices against it). Anybody?

I can remember when I didn't masturbate for 2 weeks. Wow, great feeling, and then masturbating after that period was just amazing.

God gave me a 2nd chance

im not to religious, but right when i said "fuck it" my computer crashed, deleting the porn i was gonna jak off to and i had to shit like .... like i dont know what like. when i was done crapping i didn't have the need to cum anymore, and anyways i just wanted to say that im still in it, though i almost broke, but i gotta break 5days

the reason i was gonna break it was cuz ther eis this girl at my school but shes a frikking stripper, i mean she comes to school wearing skirts that aren't even a handlength long and she has realy big boobs and stuff.. its a goddammed nitemare

quote:Originally posted by v902:

I'm the same way, some people can actually control themselves, right now I believe I'm like 4-5 months, no appeal to me.



Same thing with me...Its not really that hard to control. It just requires a little will power and maturity(sp).



xl0

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I'm still in. damn I miss my gf. oh, also, my two non-totse friends are still in, also.

its been...almost four days.

I wonder how many are left.

Well, I'm a bit late, but I shall participate also...My longest time I've went without sexual activity/masturbation is a couple of months...The only way I'm going to lose this is because of my bastard gf...She's not particuarly 'generous' though...So I'm probably fine.

i cant go 12 hours.

I think I'll join in the festivities. It's been a day and a half so far. I'm almost at my record!

my longest ever is 4 weeks........ and then i came back from holiday and after that my girlfriend had troubles walking for almost a week (woops)

so don't try it... it's bad for you

Update on my non-totse friends: I recruited another, so I have three other guys in on this. any also a reminder, wet dreams DO count as masturbating, because they are a release. after a wet dream the whole thing is reset, and you dont need to spank it anymore. my guess is that is how most of us are going to be out.

oh man, I'm lucky. I just had a crazy sex-dream, but not a WET dream. hooray!

lol, that was close!

I started again, but I am not really counting now.

Lol i doubt i could go for more then a week when i go on like family vacations thats hell lol... *fap* *fap* *fap*

day 4.... need sex... is good 4 u.... gonna rape strippre....

hey does pre cum count?? just wunderin

fuckfukfuck i'm out

HAHA, I haven't spanked it in 3 days, just because I hadn't thot about it. But now that I have.........

Nope, precum dosen't count.

I'm back on for umm, three or four days now, whoo!

But when you do jerk it after a while, its so much better

7 days and I'm still in.

one of the three friends I had in on this is out. the other two are fine still.

man, for the past three nights, I've been having INTENSE sexual dreams, but not cumming for real. its really crazy. maybe deep in my brain I remember not to...weird...

This is pathetic...not the fact that this marathon is going on, but the fact that some people can't handle it even for a WEEK? It's not like we guys NEED sexual release, it's just that some people can't handle it. Girls can go months with no problem and the way I see it anything a girl can do, I can do better. They may not have the same sexual "urges" as we do but that doesn't make any difference if you have a little bit of willpower. I'm in, and be sure it'll be a couple months before I get bored or decide to have sex with my girlfriend. Pretty pinay...I don't know what to say. It IS natural. Anything that happens on this planet is natural. Strip mining is natural. Because we do it and we are a product of nature, anything we do is natural. Simple as that....

This thread is way too popular...

lol... at least the pleasure of spanking it cubes every day you go without

okay. i'm in too. starting tonight. ...igh. wish me luck

Bah, girls have it way easy....

Well of course girls need to masturbate too, Stupid urges.

I sure am out, now.

I know its an excuse, but I just stopped caring. not to mention I didnt really feel like creaming myself while sleeping. and two of my non-totse friends are still in.

hehe, i'm out. i forgot about it. but i start again right now

just remember masturbation prevents cancer

do u really want cancer? huh do you?