What is the best whay to jerk off. I have tried several but none feel good

Get laid, if you think about it, you're using something else to jerkoff other than your hand. Except that she can feel it too, and decide to do shit also, which in turn makes it better.

But yea use a condom filled with icy hot or something.

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With your hand.

Try some Ben-Gay hehe

try suckin on your own dick while hitting your balls with a hammer and ramming a hot fire poker up your ass. make sure to have clothespins on your nipples too.

and right before you cum make sure u do it onto a bagel or something

yummy

try a cheese grater

Icy-Hot?

or you could just spend the $3 on some lotion.... all those stupid shits that involve your matress or standing on your head or folding you dick in half, they're all a waste of time.

i'll now describe the best procedure

step 1. drop pants

step 2. lube hand

step 3. clench hand in a fist around the penis

step 4. move hand up, then down on penis

repeat step 4 as nessecary.

uh, anyone ever get totally twacked out on speed & jerk off to porn for an outrageous amount of time? No? me neither....

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerm...you don't know how to wank?!?!?!

see a doctor dude!

quote:Originally posted by koolerthanjesus:

uh, anyone ever get totally twacked out on speed & jerk off to porn for an outrageous amount of time? No? me neither....

lol...me neither...no seriously

I've read posts almost exactly similar to these about five times here on S&A, and for the first time, I laughed out loud after reading this one. Wanking is not some mystical technique handed down by mystics over the years from father to son, it's a rather simple technique. You're probably just impatient.

Next time you have something to post about your bedroom shortcomings, make sure there's a woman involved*.

*Don't take this as an invitation to go ask your mother how to do it or anything.

maybe when ur dick is the size of your hand then it might feel better

put super glue on your hand.. then grab you dick firmly and jerl rapidly... make sure you do this in a public porter potty thing or it wont be enjoyable

Vacuum cleaner would be fun. Especially if it can blow the other way.

quote:Originally posted by Mr.SlippyFists:

try suckin on your own dick while hitting your balls with a hammer and ramming a hot fire poker up your ass. make sure to have clothespins on your nipples too.

and right before you cum make sure u do it onto a bagel or something

yummy

Ah! The old devide and conquer!(best read with english accent)